A/N: Sorry for the slow update. My dad confiscated the computers cable. You didn't know how much I begged to pursue him into giving me the cable back…..== ENJOY!^^
Miki: Bello minna san!
Momo: Woah…. this is our fifth chapter and it's all thanks to all our awesome reviewers! To celebrate we've got a special guest for this chapter only …..she is …TSURARA SERI-SAN!
Audience: *claps hands*
Seri: Hello everyone! ^^
Misa: Now that everyone's here….. let's get started!
Seri: Oh! This one's from me!
Thanks for doing my request and why did this fanfic is so quiet. And... *smirk* because of it. I'm going to take another request.
Tchaww, Frau. I really wondering. How can you be the 07 ghost and bishop if you're a perv? That's why I want somebody to burn it.
I just notice that Author-san love Yaoi so ... Frau ... You can do whatever you want to Teito and Teito can't deny it.
Castor: you love Labrador right? Now... I want you and Labrador to play 7 minutes in heaven and of course. The other as well. I'll read the pairs
1. Frau and Teito
2. Castor and Labrador
3. Alois and Ciel (you can kill Alois in there. Ask author-san for an axe)
And... Sebastian, I want you to fight with Claude. Whoever the winner can have Ciel.
Thank you very much, Author-san
Seri: yay! I get to see them do the dares!
Momo: good for you Seri-san.
Miki: Teito! Frau! You two get room no. 1
Frau: OK
Teito: Just keep time. Remember! It's just 7 minutes! *gulps*
Miki: OK. And why are you so obedient today Teito?
Teito: I just know that if I don't obey HER *points at Misa* she'll give a punishment ten times way horrible than the dare….
Misa: true.
Frau: Let's go damn brat. *drags Teito into the room*
*trumping and moaning can be heard*
Everyone: * nosebleed*
Ayanami: MY EVE! T^T
Miki: *wiping away the blood on her nose* your turn Castor and Labrador. You two use room 2
Castor: Oh. Shall we go? *kisses Labrador on his hand*
Labrador: C-Castor….
Seri & Momo: KAWAIII !
Labrador: ja….let's go then!
Castor: *grins and whispers into his ear* I'm not gonna hold back my love…
Labrador: *blushes*
Fangirls: KKKKKKYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAA! CASTOR-SAMA! LABRADOR-SAMA!
Castor: *goes into room with Labrador*
Room 1: * Frau and Teito comes out*
Frau: That was good. Brat you impress me.
Teito: *comes out of room limping* shut up!
Room 2: OH GOD DAM- AHH…GOD! FASTER! OH, OH GOD!
Momo, Misa, Miki& Seri: *faints from nosebleed*
Ciel: ALOIS! It's our turn!
Alois: Ciel. I'm getting turned on.
Ciel: W-Wha- NOT THAT YOU PERV!
Misa: Ok Ciel. If you want to kill him, kill him in the room.
Ciel: fine….
Misa: good. Now here! Axe, chainsaw, poison gas, gas mask, drill, towel, knife, rope and last but not least a grenade. YOU BETTER GET HIM GOOD MY PARTNER!
Ciel: I will.*dramatic spotlight between Ciel and Misa* I will not let you down.
Misa: good! *kicks Ciel and Alois into room* tape it for me!
Miki: you don't like Alois-kun do you?
Misa: not one bit.
CLANG! CLANG!
Castor: What was that?
Miki: Hey, your back! how was it?
Castor: Labby surprised me this time, he was bursting with energy. But in the end…. I always win.
Labrador:* comes out limping *
Misa: HEY! YOU THREE SHOULD SEE THIS! IT'S FREAKING EPIC! CLAUDE VS SEBASTIAN.
Sebastian: I will not let you have bocchan!
Claude: *glares * hmph
Ciel: *yelling from the room* YOU TELL HIM SEBASTIAN!
Misa: …..and the winner is…. our sexy demon butler SEBASTIAN!
Miki: Well, he did manage to beat Claude in season 2
Ciel: Sebastian won? Oh good, then your not a disgrace to the Phantomhive name.
Sebastian: with that said, bocchan you're mine….*kisses Ciel*
Misa: OI Ciel! Did you finish off the brat?
Ciel: *breaks the kiss* yup. Here's the video. *throws her the camera*
Misa: thanks!
Miki: Misa look….Alois-san is chopped up with holes in his head and white foam coming out of his mouth. Gosh, it's gonna take a while to clean off all the blood off the walls….*sighs*
Misa: GOD THIS IS HALAIRIOUS ! LOOK AT ALOIS'S FACE WHEN CIEL WAS DRILLIMG THE HOLES IN HIS HEAD! LOL…
07 Ghost gang(except Ayanami) : OMFG…what's wrong with her? *sweat drop*
Seri: It's called being a sadist guys….
Momo: NEXT REVIEW! It's from anonymouse such a cute name…and thanks for reviewing!^^
i thought i'd drop by to give my truths and conciquences/ dares *pls forgive me kami-sama*
Ciel: i dare you to watch boku no pico
: truth say who was/ is your first love?
Alois: i dare you to bake a cake for Claude
: truth who do you want to give a wet sloppy kiss on the lips?
Sebastian: i dare you to change your gender by drinking this golden liquid
: truth who do you want to kill? Grell or Claude?
Claude: i dare you to break every bone of your master Aloise
: truth who do you wanna serve more, Aloise or Ciel?
Grell: truth who do you want to take revenge? (lucky bastard since you didn't recieve any dares from me)
Undertaker: truth why did you quit being the most powerful reaper in the history?
: i dare you to eat all the salt in your shop
Ayanami: i dare you to confess your love for Eve in a poetic manner
: truth who exactly is Teito for you?
Hyuuga: i dare you to burn all of the paperworks back at the office
: truth why do you always have a lolli in your mouth everytime you speak?
Hakuren: truth if given the chance to see the 5 yrs old Teito... what would be your reaction? (lucky for you since your my first fave caracter in the series so no cruel dares for you)
Castor: truth why don't i ever see a labrador doll in the manga or anime?
: i dare you to force Frau in 20 humiliating clothes line for your dolls
Labrador: truth please tell me what to give for my obnoxious-hard headed crush
: i dare you to set up a valentines day look in the church of Vetrag
Frau: i dare you to take all of your porn books and give them to Teito to shred, burn, rip,tear etc.(can't think of proper ways to destroy the "books")
: truth why do you call the scyth as the 'bastard'?
Teito: truth how do you feel 'bout being the pandora's box?
: i dare you to be a girl by using/drinking the vile i gave to Sebastian and cross dress while singing the halo by beonce (sorry if this is too cruel for you but my brother threaten to burn my notes containing my stories)
*insert sweat-dropping emoticon*
Momo: Ciel, remember that time when you asked us what was Boku no Pico?
Ciel: yea~
Misa: now you get to see it! Congrats
Ciel: Ummm…..ok I guess?
Miki: Step right in Ciel! * opens door*
Frau: poor kid. *shakes head* he was still so young*sobs*
Ciel: don't talk like I'm already dead!
Frau: whatever….
Misa: OH CIEL! You better answer the truth first, after that show I doubt you will keep from complaining about that show…..
Ciel: fine. My first love was Sebastian I guess?
Lizzy: not me?*puppy dog eyes*
Ciel: *sweat drop* good day and good bye. *walks into room*
5 minutes later…
Ciel: AGRRRHHHH! WTF!
Misa: Well, he lasted 5 minutes before screaming so I guess that proves that he isn't the most feminine character on Kuro…..
Miki: I guess so….
Alois: YAY ! cake! But I don't know how to bake one so I guess I should ask Satsuki from Uta no Prince-sama (A/N : LOVE that show!) to teach me…
Misa: Welcome Satsuki! You're here for this one time alright?
Satsuki: HAI!.. now Alois-kun, first put in eggs, flour, sugar….(the rest follows Satsuki's recipe in episode3)
Misa: oi oi….it is even edible?
Satsuki: Now, I usually use the oven but nothing beats a real fire.* brings out flamethrower* DONE! ^^
Sebastian: MINNA! RUN! IT'S THE SECOND BARDORY!
Alois: OOOHHHH CLAUDE~*shoves cake into Claude's mouth*
Claude: * turns green and faints….*
Alois: OOPPPSSIIEEE…well it's either Claude or Ciel…
Ciel: *comes out* never in your dreams!*pukes*
Misa: woah, are you ok?
Ciel: THAT SHOW WAS HORRIBLE ALL THAT CUMMING AND….. JUST EEEWWWWWW!
Misa: nah… you are the most feminine character on Kuro after all
Seri: I agree..
Miki: Oh well, there you go Sebastian.* hands him bottle*
Sebastian: Fine…*drinks liquid *poof* turns into women* Well even though Grell can be a nuisance he does come in handy in certain situations and I hate Claude so I will kill Claude.
Misa: but he's already dead…maybe…i don't know….*shrugs *
Sebastian: too bad. Now I must go change, my chest feels heavy and my shirt there feels tight…
Men: * nosebleed*
Claude: gladly * breaks every bone Alois has….*
Miki: oh, I guess he was just unconscious ….
Ciel & Misa: hahahahahahaha look at him…
Seri : you guys creep me out…..
Ciel: don't care!
Claude: I much rather serve Ciel Phantomhive….he does not mistreat his servants….
Grell: well I don't really have a grudge against the other shinigami's…..
Undertaker: you could say that I fell in love… khekhekhekhekhe…eat all the salt ehh….that's going to take a while…..
5 hours later…
Seri: got any threes?
Undertaker: I'm finished….that was a good meal….
Ciel: seriously Undertaker, how much salt do you have in your shop?
Ayanami: OH EVE! MY LOVE FOR YOU…
One boring and dramatic confession later…
Ayanami: done.
Everyone: *wakes up from slumber*
Miki & Seri:*yawns* oh ok answer the question…
Ayanami: Teito reminds me of my beloved Eve so he is like a second Eve…..
Huuuga: Burn all my paperworks eh? Sounds good to me, I hate those little bastards!
Ayanami: *glares at Huuga* If you burn them you will do 500x more the paperwork…
Huuga: NNNNOOOO! AYA-TAN DON"T BE LIKE THAT!
Ayanami: hmph
Huuga: fine.* cries while burning the paperwork* I like to eat sweets to make my lips taste sweet for Aya-tan when we kiss* blows a kiss*
Fangirls: AAAAAHHHHHHHH! HUUGA-SAMA!
Hakuren: Well, if I'd really saw a five year old Teito, I would probably fangirl or maybe…..*claps hands together and stares dreamily in another direction.*
Misa: well, we'll ask him again later when he finishes his wet thoughts…
Castor: that's easy, I'd rather feel the hot heat from the real ones body than a dolls….
Fangirl:* nosebleeds*
Castor: OK so my top 20 most humiliating clothes for my dolls are maid dress, swimsuit , Lolita dress…..(fangirls, you're free to imagine more cute and humiliating dresses for Frau)
Frau: WTF! Fine….
One cross dress session later…
Frau: I will never cross dress again!
Misa: dude, you have to cross dress for another 2 chapters, remember the dare in the last chapter?
Frau: Dammit!
Labrador: hmm….a obnoxious-hard headed crush well flowers work on anything so flowers are the best (A/N : hope it works! GAMBATEH!)
One valentines day look in the church of Vetrag later…
Fangirls: LABRADOR-SAMA ! KAWAIIIIIIII!
Labrador: thanks minna!
Frau: NOT AGAIN?! FINE * mumbles something **hands Teito his porn*
Teito: LET IT GO YOU PERV! I CAN'T BURN THEM IF YOU DON'T!
Frau: NNNNNOOOOOO! MY BABIES!
Teito: *burns, tears, rip and more the porn*serves you right….
Frau:*sobs* well *sniff* I call the *sniff* scythe bastard because* sniff*
Teito: STOP YOUR FAKE ACT AND JUST GET TO THE POINT YOU IDIOT!
Frau: fine. It's because the original owner is a bastard…..
Ayanami: OI!
Teito: frankly, I don't feel anything, seriously…*shrugs and drinks the potion* well I'm already cross dressing so I'll just sing the song and get this over with….
One song later…
Miki: I think he's getting better at this…
Misa: I agree….
Momo: well that's it for today! Sorry again for the late update! Seri-san do you want to end this chapter?
Seri: YUP! Bye minna and remember to review ne~ ja!