Momo: whew, holidays rule! *does the "rockin' out" handsign*
Miki: two weeks….*looks up from watch* not bad *smirks*
Momo: pfftt, bitch please, *brushes bangs* I'm awesome~
Prussia: hell yeah! *both puts on sun glasses and does a pose*
Misa and Miki: *facepalm* why am I even friends with you?
Momo and Prussia: because I'm awe-
Misa and Miki: SHUT IT =w= twat…..
Momo: *draws circles in emo corner with Prussia* I. HATE. YOU
Misa: here we go again….ignore our baka author
Miki: ONTO THE REQUESTS~
Misa: let's start with Blackdemon21~ thanks for reviewing :3
Okay, since it seems no one has dared this yet, I think, Sebby and Ciel go play 7 hours in heaven(it's like seven minutes, but longer) can you film it for me, I need black mail.
Alois, either go get killed by BEN Drowned, Jeff the Killer, Slenderman, or all three, or doesn't matter, as long as it's painful and a very slow death so he can be in agony MWAHAHAHA!
Can you bring Mukuro and Tsuna, since they're my favorite ship, and make them go into the sex room, I want more blackmail for my favorite characters, I'm so evil.
And since I want to be so evil, everyone go watch that health video everyone watches in either high school or middle school, I got scared from that, well enjoy.
Ciel: 7-7 hours…..? *gulps* I can't even last 5 minutes with Sebastian ramming into me with demonic speed….
Momo: GAWD CIEL, NO DETAILS. *claws out eyes and ears start to bleed* *raises thumbs* all better
Everyone: *vomits* HOLY SHIT. CALL FOR A PRIEST!
07 Ghost gang: *looks at Labrador, Frau and Castor*
Priest trio: oh hell no….*does sassy head shake*
Sebastian: Imma enjoy this *smirks* I'll go get the camera ready~
Fujoshis: THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT *^*
Miki: Alois committed swimpuku in the last chapter…
Momo: I WILL START MY QUEST TO FIND ALL SEVEN DRAGON BALLS *drags England* you're coming with me…for…reasons…..*chough*bait*chough*decoy*chough*
England: LET GO OF ME YOU GIT !
Momo: I will return shortly my darlings *blows kiss*
Everyone: GET OUT AND NEVER RETURN!
Momo: HOW COULD YOU *runs away* AFTER ALL I'VE DONE FOR YOU!
Everyone: YOU DID NOTHING
Momo: *runs away crying*
Misa: Here's TSUNA AND MUKURO!
Tsuna: etto….hello ^^;; *bows*
Mukuro: tch….why am I here again…where's the not-so-hot-sissy-not-brother?
Misa: he's having s*x with Ciel
Mukuro: *spits water* isn't that like pedophilia?
Spain and Romano: Nope
Mukuro: whut?...
Tsuna and Mukuro: *reads the dare* whut?
Miki: GET IN LOVER BOYS *kicks Tsuna and Mukuro into the s*x room*
Gokudera: SSSSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT QwQ *bites handkerchief* Y U DO DIS TO ME BLACKDEMON21?! JUUUDAIIIIMEEEEEE *drinks alcohol* you're my only friend now*
Misa: *cringe* I. HATE. THOSE. VIDEOS. Hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssss STAY AWAY FROM ME!
Miki: pffftt…it shouldn't be that bad~ *puts in video* we'll watch this first..
Not more than 10 minutes later..
Everyone: WHAT THE FU*K?!
Miki: MY EYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Claude: *runs around clawing his face like a madman*
Lizzy: *rocking herself in the corner, eyes twitching* I'm mentally scared….
Misa: you'll recover…well, I guess I'll take over for now since our author (Momo) has gone on a quest to search for the dragon balls and Miki and everyone is having a cringe attack…..NEXT REQUEST is from PikaLoverNYA!
Hello there! I laughed anything you wrote
Undertaker, I know you had a diary and it was hidden in your private "coffin" so I dare Everyone to find it and read it using megaphones
Cross-over shipping time! Sebastian will have an "it" with Labrador at the very small but empty room
While I erase Castor's memories about having an "it" with Labrador, same as Frau's but with Teito
Ciel and Teito will kill Alois and Ayanami, respectievely, in a worst way possible
Grell, I LIKE YOU SO MUCH THAT I WILL GIVE YOU 15 RED T-SHIRTS!
Lizzy will watch THAT anime in 5 hours
That is all and I ordered a buffet for you all so have fun
*phone rings*
Misa: hello?...gawddemmit….fine fine….it's Momo…..I'm putting her on speaker phone…
Momo: d'awwwww thank you PikaLoverNYA, and I love your name xDD well, I'm currently underwater and…..SHIT! ARTHUR, SHOOT IT, SHOOT IT DEMMIT HOLY SHI-
Misa: Momo…..hello?
Momo: yeah, yeah, I'm here, that damn Kraken just won't die ….anyways, how are things over there?
Misa: everyone has a cringe attack because they've watch THAT health video…..and Sebastian and Ciel are having s*x, so is Sebastian and Ciel..
Momo: I see, anyways, continue with your fun and thanks to PikaLoverNYA and BlackDemon21 :3 DEMMIT ARTHUR SHOOT ITTTTTTTTT, SHOOT IT BEFORE IT- *line goes dead*
Misa: anyways, should we feast, or do the dares first?
Everyone: FEAST!
Misa: dare it is, I see you've all recovered, that's good.
Miki: LIKE HELL WE ARE! I just heard about a feast and now I'm going to puke
Misa: MIKI! MY SHOES! THOSE WEER MY FAVOURITE BOOTS*kicks her* Undertaker, give me your diary…
Undertaker: pay up~
Misa: wasn't the cringe attack and the stuff we did in these chapters not enough?
Undertaker: okay then~ *hands over book*
Misa: *reads*….I've gotta go…
after 5 hours…
Misa: I'm back….
Miki: HOLY SHIT MISA, WHAT DID YO- YOUR HAIR IS BLACK, YOU'RE IN GOTH CLOTHES, BLACK LIPSTICK AND ALL!
Misa: this is who I am now…..
Miki: What is in undertaker's book? *reads* Misa, you still have more of those clothes?
Misa: *gives Miki goth clothes*
Everyone: *recovers from cringe* what is wrong with you people?
Castor: *picks up book with megaphone* today, the customer was a lady, she had pale white skin. When I opened her stomach with a scalpel, the dark red blood oozed out of her body, showing me her beautiful entrails…..
*after reading Undertaker's whole book*
Everyone: *in gothic clothing*
Momo: *slams open the door* hey guys, I'm back! You woul- WHAT THE F**K?!
Everyone: this is who we are now…
Momo: who drugged you guys?
Undertaker: *laughs* me~~~*gives her book*
Momo: HOLY SH*T! you scared the sh*t out of me….*reads* dude, you are creepy and dark….mah, I've seen worse~
Undertaker: interesting~~ *licks lips* I can't wait to cut open your stomach~~
Momo: pfffttt, I'm 13….I've got plenty of time before I die ~~~
Undertaker: you're so young…..it would be sad if…something…were to….happen~~ *goes into coffin*
Momo: snap out of it guys! Now….DO YOU WANNA SEE ALOIS GET TORN TO SHREDS BY JEFF, SLENDY AND BEN?!
Everyone:*recovers*HELL YES!
Alois: *being dragged into the torture room* NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Miki: back to the dares! We'll erase the memories first~ *grabs bricks and frying pans* this'll do~~ HEAD FORCE TRAUMA! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Castor and Frau: *gulp*
Miki: *drags them to the torture chamber to join Alois and his torturers*
Castor and Frau: PPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPP! GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Momo; well, Ciel and Sebastian still have more than 4 hours having s*x , so we'll do the other dares first…
Lizzy: I DON'T WANNA WATCH BNP! *being drag into the room by Misa* HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Misa: *dust off hands* stay there! *slams door shut*
Grell: RED SHIRTS?! *glomps PikaLoverNYA* I'll wear this for Monday, and this for Tuesday oh this is for special occasions ~~
Misa: THEY'RE ALL THE SAME DESIGN!
Grell: *sighs* you people know nothing of the beauty of red~ DEATH!
Momo and Misa: WHA'CHA SAY?!
Grell: *takes shirts and runs away*
Misa and Momo: you guys up for poker?
Everyone: sure…
5 hours later…
Misa: note to self, NEVER play strip poker with them..achooo
Momo: it's your own fault you suck!
Misa: SHUT IT!
Lizzy: what did you guys do to me?
Misa and Momo: hmm?
Lizzy: at first it was disturbing but then it gets hotter and hotter…..now my head is filled with anime penis and gay guys….. .fu*k…
Fujoshis: welcome to the dark side~~
Sebastian: whew, bocchan made a new record which put his last one to shame, he only came 2,754 times~
Everyone: whut?
Sebastian: hmm? Another uke? Heh, okay~ come Labrador~
Labrador: o-okay *blushes*
Ciel: I-I-I'm fu*king sore! I can't more for at least 2 months! Demit Sebastian…..killing Alois will have to wait….
Labrador: SH*T ..hnngggg…..hahhhhhhh…CRAP…GOD! FU*K….AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH…*light panting*
Sebastian: *comes out* a job well done~* fake explosions and shades*
Labrador: *comes out limping* crap, Sebastian has to be the best sex I've ever had~
Fans: *whistle*
Momo: I give up on finding more dragon balls …Ciel can just do whatever he wants to Alois's corpse
Miki: he dies a lot, that Alois…
Misa: well, we're done~~ I'm afraid Author-san has some bad news for ya'll ….It'll be posted on the next chapter~ which is not gonna be a truth or dare session….
Momo: forgive me QWQ
Miki: *sigh* DON'T GET DEPRESSED! MOMO PROMISED TO WRITE MORE STUFF LIKE THIS…..soon…..
Momo: bye minna~ it'll be posted tomorrow~