Anna sat with Elsa at a campfire, as the dawn morphed to dusk. The sisters were a bit uncomfortable at the moment, since various apes were picking at their hair for bugs. Ceaser arrived and eventually asked the apes to leave, leaving them in silence...until Anna spoke up.

"Sooo...looks like a great day, huh?"

Ceaser turned to look at her with a solemn and blank look molded on his face.

"...yeah, i think so too. Maurice is really cool and stuff. He gave me a big pile of grapes that I ate all up, and they were really good..."

"..."

"Anything interesting happened today?" Anna tried. Ceaser blinked and pointed at them. Anna chuckled dryly, seeing that conversation wasnt very great with him.

"Oh!" She cleared her throat. "How is a dog and a marine biologist alike?"

Blink.

"One wags it tail, the other tags a whale!" Anna excitedly smiled. "Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Haa!..."

Elsa and Ceaser both gave her blank stares.

"...Any who, we'd like to thank, Ceaser." Elsa began. "For your hospitality."

"...You are. Welcome. Elsa."

"However, it won't be long. Arendelle needs a queen to rule them, and I don't think many of your followers enjoy the idea of us...Humans here."

The Ape leader solemnly nodded. "Some do not. But. Long time. Ago. I. Knew man. He. Was good...like both. Of you. From him. I know that. Not all. Humans. Bad."

Then he looked at Anna, his eyebrows furrowed as if angry.

"What do. you call a. dog with no legs?" He asked.

Anna could only stare with worry, and Elsa could only stare with confusion.

"It. Does not matter...It. wouldn't come. Anyways." The chimp finished with a smirk. Anna's mouth fell open with a tiny smile.

"NOW we're talking!" She declared, smirking. "A policeman in the big city stops a man in a car with a chimpanzee in the front seat.

"What are you doing with that chimpanzee?" He exclaimed, "You should take it to the zoo."

The following week, the same policeman sees the same man with the chimpanzee again in the front seat, with both of them wearing sunglasses. The policeman pulls him over.

"I thought you were going to take that chimpanzee to the zoo!"

The man replied, "I did. We had such a good time we are going to the beach this weekend!"

Ceaser smiled widely and huffed out a laugh. Elsa smiled as she saw other apes curiously listening in with their jokes. They were warming up to them...sort've. Anna hardly noticed a grey ape named rocket sitting next to her.

" A cowboy lost his favorite Book while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later, a chimpanzee walked up to him carrying the Book in its mouth. The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the chimpanzee's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed,

"It's a miracle!"

"Not really," said the chimpanzee. "Your name is written inside the cover."

Ceaser laughed harder when Rocket almost fell over from his seat, guffawing at that joke. Maurice let a vibrating chortle escape and the rest of the apes chuckled again, listening intently.

" A brunette human goes to the doctor and as she touches each part of her body with her finger she says, "Doctor it hurts everywhere. My leg hurts, my arm hurts, my back hurts, and even my head hurts!"

The doctor asks, "Were you ever a blonde?"

"Yes, I was." she replies. "Why do you ask?"

The doctor answers, "because your finger is broken!" Anna finished.

Everyone laughed at that, but Elsa glared daggers at her little sister. She leaned and whispered while some were still snorting with laughter:

"I thought you said you wouldn't crack anymore BLONDE jokes."

"Oh. Right. Sorry, Elsa."


Kristoff muttered some words I can't type as he trekked thru the unknown wilderness.

He just hoped Anna was alright.