The Adventures of Redneck Cop and Boye
Chapter
1
Earl (Redneck Cop) pulls up to Trevor Phillip's (Other Redneck) trailer. If you can call it a trailer. "Stay here Boye (Name Unknown to Humanity) There is nobody here except Ronald Weasley (Guy Who Likes The Radio) "We has a reason to expect that you has been drinking the mariejewana" say Earl. "No idea what you just said or what your talking about. But Mr Trevor is not doing anything bad" says Ronald McDonald. Earl eyed Ronald Raegen and belives the story instantly. Then he hits Ronald Mcassface with a nightstick. "We be gitten out here you hear Boye?" They pull away from the establishment and jump their police car over a run down motel.