Chapter
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Earl and Boye stop at a liquor store to get liquor and they walk in. No one is at the counter to sell them alcohol. Earl sniff the air and says "Just wait a dem dare dog dang dee doo saw diddy doody second! This smell like my moma's house!" He and Boye walk up a stairway behind the counter. OH MY SWEET WHITE JESUS! THIS HERE IS ONE DEM DERE METH LABERTORITIES!" Earl exclaims. "Hey Boye? You wanna see wut happins if I sheet it? HURHURHUR!" Earl asks. BANG! Earl shoots it. "See dere Boye nuthin happ..." The room explodes and they flew out a window. Earl gets up and sees a G-string lying on the ground. He sniffs them and instantly know whos stench it is. "It's Ramey!" he says. The drive in a hurry to a other liquor store and sees the cop standing there with a stomach as big as a Titan (A very Sexy Cargo Jet) "Harlow dere Ramey." She sees him and says in the voice of a 46 year old smoker "You got me Pregernant you bastard!" Earl shoots her with a Tazer (A very Sexy Stun Gun) After a couple kegs of Blaine County's finest liquor the crew rode to Trevor's house and beat the shit out of Ronald Cuntlover with nightsticks.