So originally I was gonna add multiple sides stories in one chapter, then I realize 'Fuck that' I'll just stick with one and not try to kill myself.
37th Chapter
Side story: A date and castrating a Pervert (Takes place after the previous chapter.) based off the "I'm searching for Breasts OVA" with Xenovia added.
As Takeru headed downstairs.
"Oof."
He was immediately hugged by Raynare.
"Uh Raynare whats up?"
"I decided."
"About the date."
"Yep."
"What time."
"How about at two?"
"Any reason for that? it's summer after all."
"I have to do some errans for Grigori for a bit."
"I see."
"Will meet at the coffee shop."
"Sure."
"Great."
CHU
Raynare kissed him on the cheek and left.
{Looks like you have a date.}
"Looks like."
{Wouldn't it be funny if some of characters here looked like the ones from Shin Megami Tensei. I mean they made Azazel look like a demon lol}
"So you're going on a date huh?"
Takeru turned to see Rias.
"She called dibs. Aren't you and your servants are supposed to do contracts this week?"
"What about you?"
"I'm special." He said making an ring of energy making it look like halo.
"Riiiight."
"Don't you wannna know what we do?"
"Not interested."
"Ara~ You sure you're not interested in knowing what I do?"
"Well, as your boyfriend, I should know now. Since you said it."
"Well basically I do contacts for major business company bosses."
"And what do you do?"
"Help them relieve stress after a days of work, by giving them massages."
"I see but I do hope you didn't crack any bones or anything."
"Luckily I didn't."
"Also she gets too into it and wheres an S outfit." Rias added in.
"RIAS!" Akeno yelled outraged.
"Issss that sssoooo?"he says as his bangs covered his face.
"But Take you know my habit and…"
Takeru brushed his bangs away revealing a now smiling Takeru.
"A-re~ What did I just hear now? Was it the mouth of an S Whore?"
The two girls immediately froze at what he just said.
{Oh boy he's in that mode.}Shurikan sighed
{What mode.}
{When a guy hears what his girlfriend does even though it seems not to bother him on the outside…..}
"Takeru I…"
"So what do the others do."
"Koneko get's clients that are Loli-cons but not the pedo ones. Asia plays card games, and does some cosplay photo shoots, which Koneko also does. Yuuto gets requests mostly from women luckily they weren't lewd types and Issei well it's random."
"I see, well I'll be heading to my room then let me know if you need any help Rias okay."
"Alright."
Takeru then headed upstairs without even looking at Akeno.
{…It literally kills them inside. Well enjoy with that.}
Takeru's room.
As he was in his room, playing on his lap top.
{Takeru-kun I think that was mean. I mean S people tend to get over the top but.}
"Kisara onee sama, please don't mention a word of that whore." He said as he continued to play with Audacity nightcoring songs.
{Kia, leave him be surely after the date with Raynare. He'll be back to normal.}
{But seeing him say the 'w' word makes him look so mean *sob*} she cried seeing that her otoutou was now a cold person.
KNOCK
"Please leave me alone." He answered.
"Take-chan please let me in."
"Not even if you're still a virgin."
{Dam that's cold, even I wouldn't go that far.} Shurikan commented.
"But Take I…"
Takeru immediately opened the door.
"Take…" she then attempted to hug him but…
"I'll say one thing the only time I will go over the top S is when I am in a teasing mood and when making out. I don't mind you doing S style massages but if you were to wear an oufit to go with it, I will really hate you." He said closing the door, causing Akeno to drop on her knees and cried anime tears.
{Takeru-kun that was…}
"Shut up."
{Oooh. Don't go there.} Shurikan advised.
"Try me." He taunted Kisara.
{Oh I'll try it.]
With that Oathkeeper began to glowed brightly and…
ZAAP
A burst of lightning released from his ring, enveloping his body, electrocuting him.
"Gaahh!"
{Warned you.}
With the electricity still running on his body, it eventually knocked him out.
Kisara's Inner world room.
Waking up, he found himself in a garden with many white lotus flowers, a lake and a large fountain.
"So you dare to sass me huh?"
Takeru tensed upon hearing the sweet angelic voice.
"Nee-san what are you…"
Kisara then picked him up and by the collar of his shirt.
"You sure got balls for talking like that to me you know."
"Yeah and what are you going to do?"
The Angelic women then had a smirk and whispered to his ear.
"Oh you're gonna find out my wittle Otoutou."
Takeru then realized that he made a bad choice in actions.
Takeru's room.
"Gaah. He moaned in pain as he felt the pain his onee-san inflicted from the inner world which he could feel from the inside.
{Next time don't mess with me.}
"Yes ma'am."
{Good, now are you going to apologize to Akeno?}
"After the date."
{Fine, so shouldn't you get ready?}
"It's only eleven."
{Well you should sort out your clothes and get ready.}
"Yes ma'am."
{I'm sorry for beating the crap out of you.}
"It's not as worse as your Aunt did."
{True.} Shurikan agreed.
"Takeru can I come in?" Rias asks.
"Sure come on in."
"I was just thinking and… What happened to you?" she asks noticing his worn out eyes.
"I got punished by my nee-san."
"I see*giggle*"
"That's right laugh."
Rias petted his head.
"There there. So are you still…."
"About what that S whore wearing a lewd outfit noooo, why would you think that?"
{I thought…}
{The mind of a young man is complex.}
"Says the playboy."
Hearing the taboo word, he immediately fell off his chair and curled into fetal.
"Takeru?"
"Playboy…Playboy…Playboy…Playboy" he muttered.
Seeing him like this was surprising.
{Taboo word.} Kisara answered.
"I can see that."
She then touched his shoulder.
"Takeru I didn't meant it okay so just calm down."
Takeru than stood up and managed to get a hold of himself.
"Don't say it again."
"Right. So can you apologize to Akeno, she seems really down now."
"And why should I apologize?"
{Because you overreacted.}
"Oh overreacted huh, what if one of my female contractors told me to give her a massage?"
{That's...}
"Say if it's a single woman in her thirties and she looked beautiful. What if I get too into,and I start to unbutton my shirt, revealing my chest, and since I'm a guy I will get turned on, as I touch her skin and managed to get some side oppai by accident. I'll be "You know since I'm your contracted devil we could do more then just this" I whisper into her ear seductively and I…"
{Okay stop I get it!}
"Please don't go there!" Rias pleaded as she got rid of the scene she imagined.
"You see?"
"But still she is your childhood friend, so I'm sure that you always apologize to her."
"True but this matter is different."
"Come on I can't have my Queen in this depressed state."
"What the hell do you mean your Queen?" he asks, glaring.
"Wait Takeru I didn't meant it like that!"
"*Sigh* I know… I'm just angry. Please forigive me."
"Eh?, it's alright." Rias said in a surprised tone, seeing how he was calmed.
"Might as well give her some mercy."
{Don't say it like that.}
"Whateva." He said in an uncaring tone as he headed off to apolo… give some sympathy to his girlfriend.
Meanwhile, Akeno was sitting on the couch looking all down, she was mostly shocked at how Takeru called her That word.
"Oi,"
Akeno looked to see Takeru, walking to her.
"Take-chan *sob*"
"Crap made her cry."
{Well Duuh}
{Kia really? You're an adult for Arceus sake.}
{Dafuq is wrong with you?}
As he sat next to her, she immediately hugged him.
"Take-chan I promise I won't wear any outfits during my contract work. Please don't be mad at me!" she pleaded as she cried into his chest.
Having Takeru mad at her would be a nightmare, back then they rarely get mad at each other well except for some petty things, but the always resolve it easily. But for him to hold a grudge against her she…
"You promise?"
Akeno lifted her head off his chest and looked at him with hope in her eyes.
"Yes!" she nodded.
"Hmm."
"Pleaasee Take-chan I promise!" she pleaded chidlishly
"You better control that M of yours."
"…I'll try."
"You hesitated there."
"But Take-chan I…"
"You get one strike. If I were to see your face with a look enjoyment of being binded b some pevert… I will forever ignore you for a week."
"A week?…"
"A week. So you promise?"
Akeno nodded.
"Alright then, this'll be only one time I give you any mercy. Don't waste it." He said heading upstairs, leaving Akeno still shocked at his new attitude.
Later.
RING.
"Hello?"
"Hey I just finished with my work, so I'll be at the shop soon okay?"
"Sure I'll be on my way. Kay, got my outfit ready and time to go."
{This'll be fun.}
{Kia, don't' butt in and tease okay.}
{Who are you and what have you done to my brother.}
{Hey as the older sibling it's my job to be like this.}
{Hmmm. If you say so.}
"I'm so happy I don't even give a shit what's going on."
Coffee shop.
Takeru was waiting at the usual coffee shop near his home, now wearing a dark blue blazer, a white v neck shirt, black jeans, and sneakers.
"Takeru."
He then turned to see Raynare, wearing a light pinkish cardigan, over a back top, wearing a white skirt, and black boots.
"Whoa,you look beautifu. Raynare."
{But not at my level right?} Kisara asks teasingly.
"…."
{*Giggle* Looks like I t.}
{What did I say about the teasing?}
{Who the fuck are you ?!"}
Raynare blushed when complimented.
"T Thank you." She said sheepishly.
"So shall we go begin the date?" he smiled as he brought his hand out to her which latched onto.
"So what do you want to do first?"
"Mmm…Shopping."
"Alright then let's go."
Mall.
As they were at the mall.
"Hey! I don't need any clothes. I already have enough."
"Oh come on, a boyfriend should let the girlfriend pick out the clothes for him." Raynare retorted dragging his arm.
"Oh come on I got a lot already."
"Really? Didn't know you could be fashionable."
"Well at least I have some taste."
"Then you wouldn't mind modeling?"
"Hell no I'm not something materialistic you can use."
"Come on this is my date, so you have to do what I say."
"When in God's tombstone said that?"
{Hey Auntie, it's me…}
"Okay! I'll go with it."
"Yaay."
{That wasn't nice, Kia.}
{What the hell is wrong with you?}
{Tiss, nothing.}
When he came out of the dressing room, wearing an outfit Raynare picked, which consisted of him wearing a black leather jacket, tight blue jeans
CLICK.
"Really?*sigh*"
"I want to preserve this. Now on to the next one."
"Hai hai."
And after the little fashion show.
"What's next?"
"Now I want you to buy me things."
"Fine."
CHU
"Arigato." She said happily as she went off to shop.
"*Sigh* I need to look over my finances."
{Be nice.}
RING
"Hello?"
"Hey, I just want to let you know me and Akeno will be going home late."
"Oh you have contract?"
"Sort of, since Issei, Asia, and Xenovia are sort in learning in doing contracts, so lately they been seeing how the others done their contracts."
"I see…So how as Akeno's." he asked in a devilish tone, that sent chills to Rias's spine.
"Well it was okay, she didn't wear an outfit or anything."
"Are you covering for her?"
"Eh?~ No I assure you that she didn't wear an outfit."
"Really?"
"Really.
"I'll trust you for now."
"Why do you have to say it like that?"
"Oh nothing, It's just a boyfriend's intuition. So now you're going to show them how you do your contract?"
"Yep, so it'll be at a museum at the Egyptian exhibit."
"Okay then. Make sure to call me if anything happens."
"Right, well bye *hangs up the phone*"
After the shopping which ended him carrying I don't know a lot of bags that made him.
"*Huff* You sure we don't need to teleport these away? You know just in case you want to buy more things before my arms fall off?"
"Nope I want every other girlfriend here, to see how loyal and obedient you are."
"Why don't you just give a collar."
"How about dog ears?"
"That's enough."
Raynare giggled.
As they were walking past other stores.
"!"
His eyes widened seeing what was display at the anime shop.
"Fuck I want that…"
{Takeru-kun please focus.}
"Buut I want that plushiieee." He whined metally.
{Want people to know about your Otakuish side?}
{Or having that other Otaku girl spend time with you more?}
"You're helping her with the teasing?"
{Hey I have this side too.}
"What is wrong with him?"
{Dunno, but be glad he ain't talking shit.}
"Takeru over here!" Raynare called waving at him, at the next store.
"Hai!"
{Don't worry you can buy it when you have the time.}
When they got in it was a café.
"Table for two? *Raynare and Takeru nodded* Alright then this way."
As the waitress directed them to the table.
"Haah!, he then placed the bags next the empty seat space next to him, as Raynare sat across from him.
"I wanted to sit next to."
"Hey do you want these bags to be all filthy on the floor?"
"I suppose not."
"Ara~ It seems you two are a couple?"
"More like a master and slave relation, seeing that I was forced to carry all of this like a camal."
"*Giggle* I can see that and what a loyal pack mule you are. So can I get you two anything to drink? Maybe couples drink which is basically a large size drink with a heart shape bendy straw for two?"
"This is our first date so will be going slow."
Raynare pouted at him.
"Please ignore the pouting, it's her first real date."
"Pardon?"
"Lets just say she was one of those deceitful types, and now she's starting a fresh start." He smirked, causing Raynare to blush.
"Oh is that so?" the waitress teasingly asks, causing Raynare to sink into her seat slightly.
"Yes and so far there is some progress." He chuckled.
"That's good, oh your drinks?"
"I'll have a glass of water? And you?"
"Ice tea."
"Coming right up." The waitress said as she left to get their drinks.
"I think that turned out *dodges* Hey watch it." He says after dodging a crumpled up piece of napkin thrown by Raynare.
"Really? Do you have to go be the teasing boyfriend."
"What, I'm like that."
"You're random."
"And you need to behave more. *dodges* Hey that was straw! You could almost poke an eye."
"Hmph."
Later the drinks arrived.
"So what do you two like to eat?"
"I'll have the dark chocolate cake." Takeru says.
"Really want to start off with a dessert."
"My sweet tooth's turned on."
"*Chuckle* I see and you?"
"I'll have the omurice."
"Coming right up." She said as she left.
"Okay so do you wanna know anything about me?"
"Eh?"
"Right now you're alone with me, so now's your chance."
"Well…."
"Sorry didn't mean to pressure you. So how about I go first?"
"Raynare nodded.
"Alright can I ask about your parents?"
"Sure, my mom is a Fallen Angel and my dad's human and he's a part of an Onymoji clan which is allied with the Youkai faction."
"So what position does your mother work in Grigori?"
"She works in the Business Department."
"I see and what about your dad?"
"He helps with the training of new recruits."
"So with parents like them, how come you haven't been promoted?"
"Well that's…"
"Hm I get it, you were shy huh?"
Raynare sheepishly nodded.
"It happens a new recruit joins in and starts feeling the pressure of trying to stand out, don't worry. So how did they meet?"
"Hey, that's getting too personal now. My turn."
"Shoot."
"What's your most embarrassing moment that ever happened in your childhood?"
"Fuck you have to there don't you?"
*Bleeh*"
"Here's your food you two." Said the waitress handout there food."
"Arigato." They both thanked the waitress, who nodded as she left.
"Well I'm starved, how about we talk…"
"Now."
"…Fine. Come here." He motioned her to lean close to her, so he can whisper into her ear.
"*Whisper* *Whisper*"
Upon hearing one of the embarrassing moments of his childhood, her eyes widened and she had a smirk.
"Really, that happened?"
"Yes and you can't tell anyone and don't bring that up to Akeno either, she already knows."
"My lips are sealed."
"Really?"
"I swear."
"Fine."
Later they were done eating and left the mall.
"Can I teleport these away now?" he asks, getting exhausted from carrying the bags.
"Hmm nope don't feel like it."
"Geez I guess wearing that S&M outfit does make you a sadist."
"Want me to wear it when we're alone?"
"Sorry not interested in girls associating with guys name Freed." He teased.
"It's not my fault, Kokabiel assigned him with me!" she retorted.
"Whateva you say."
As the stopped by a park.
"Aah, rest."
"*Giggle*"
"So how was the date?"
"Pretty good."
"Compared to Isse's?"
"It was just an innocent one, besides in this date I got pack mule."
"And the pack mule requires a tip."
Raynare then sat in front on his lap.
"How's this?" She leans in and brings her lips to his.
"Be glad that at this hour, nobody's here to watch." He said during the kiss.
"Shut up and take the tip mule."
As they stopped making out.
"Fine that was an okay tip. Well I better check to see how Rias is doing."
"Why?"
"Because she's a child and I feel like I'm her baby sitter."
"Aw how sweet you do care for her."
"Shut up. Can I put these bags away?"
"You may."
He then teleports the bags away and then themselves to where Rias was doing her contract.
Museum.
When they arrived in the museum and headed to the Egypt exhibit.
"AAAH!"
Suddenly moans can be heard.
"Damn sounds like another wacky contract again." Takeru sighed.
"Do you really want to check on them?" Raynare asks worriedly, knowing about Takeru's anger problems on the fanservice.
"I'm sure it won't that bad."
As they entered the exhibit.
"…."
"…"
{…}
{Daam booyyyy, Mummy hentai be all in this shiiiit!}
{Now you go back to your regular self?}
{Shut up, How I act is how I act okay.}
{Idiot.}
What they saw was a man wrapped in bandages and the bandages on him extened, as they look up they saw that the girls were bounded to the bandages.
But what really pissed the Ultimate class devil was this…
"Aaahhh" Akeno moaned in pleasure.
Seeing his girlfriend being a masochist.
{Takeru-kun…}
"WHAT THE FUCKING HELLL IS GOING ON HERE?!"
Hearing the loud voice they all saw Takeru who had a look of anger on his face.
Suddenly a large ominous aura began to emanate from him.
Everyone all tensed feeling the dark aura full of killing intent. Raynare then saw that Takeru's appearance to begin to slightly change…
{Fuck its happening.}
{Oh dear, this isn't going to be good.}
His skin texture began to look like scales covering bits of his face and neck, his eyes began to change into a dragon's his left black with a hint of red in the iris, and white eye with a blue iris, his teeth began to turn sharp almost shark-like.
{Crap it's happening quickly than expected.} Kisara commented seeing the change Takeru was undergoing.
Seeing the new devil, the bandaged wearing man, was frightened as if he saw Death.
"Kufufu~" he chuckled in a now dark tone.
"Takeru?" Raynare asks worriedly."
He then turned to Raynare, with his normal expression.
"Sorry Raynare , that I ended up like this, can you go on ahead. I need to release my stress. I really enjoyed our date today. But it seems I made the biggest mistake of coming here."
" I it's alright, I had good time too." Raynare says with a nervous tone, seeing the slight dragon-like appearance Takeru had now.
"That's good, you better leave now."
Raynare then kissed his cheek and teleported away.
"HEY! I don't who you are but if you try to even rescue these girls, I'll strangle them to…."
"Shut the hell up you stupid piece of bandaged abortion…" he said with his tone sounding demonic.
"Guh"
In an instant Takeru already appeared in front of the bandaged man.
{Shit, well let's see how this goes.}
{*Sigh* I suppose.}
"Gilgamesh."
The perverted hating Devil, then summoned his gauntlets and grieves.
"You think you can beat me I Unas the great…"
POW
"GAH." The so called sorcerer, felt a sharp pain into the gut, as he felt a blow pressed into his stomach by a gauntlet.
{Shit just got real.}
Now in a blind rage of irritation he immediately started a barrage of punches and kicks, landing many blows that caused blood to splatter on the floor.
"Agni Rudra."
Replacing the gauntlets and grieves, were the two fire and wind scimitars.
"GAH"
SLASH
SLASH
SLASH
SLASH
Various slashes of fire and wind covered his body as he revived the wrath of the Devil, as his skins began to burn and the slashes of the wind made it more stronger.
"GAAHH" the mummy screamed as he felt the cremation attack.
He then dispersed the Devil arms and Oblivion then began to glow. As he brought his hand out to, from his point of view a slightly injured perverted dip shit. The pervert was trapped in a dark purple sphere.
{Wow using gravity this time.}
With a motion of his hand the dark sphere floated at the same direction his hand pointed up. He then moved his down hand at a hard motion, causing the sphere to crash into the floor.
"GAH!" Unas screamed as he felt more pain.
As Takeru moved his hand at random directions causing the man trapped in the gravity sphere to hit every were, luckily it didn't hit any exhibits, unaware the bandages binding the girls were already gone. Everyone that saw the tor….I mean discip… Oh who am I kidding he was torturing the hell out of him.
Issei was relieved that he didn't use the Dress Break because that would've been him instead of Unas. Akeno was feeling guilty, because now she's going to be ignored and it was all because of her masochism.
{Man it's like seeing a Jedi abusing the force… Meh more like Sith.}
After that, he then summoned a stone table used for mummification and placed the badly injured man onto it.
"Lucifer." The sword creating apparatus was summoned as four red energy swords floated above the piece of shit sorcerer.
STAB
STAB
STAB
All four swords pierced into his limbs, pinning him to the stone table.
"AAAHHHH!" He screamed in agony.
Takeru then walked up to the devil.
"So it looks like you haven't experienced a real mummification huh but instead you got sealed. I say you went out easy.'
Takeru was weraign a lab coat, black rubergloves, a white mouth mask, and he had a mini table full of various tools, and weapons.
Unas's eyes widened in horror seeing what was going to happen to him. Even the other devils were shocked at what they were saw that the Ultimate-class devil was going to do.
A medical current appeared covering the soon to be graphic mummification process that was about to happen real soon.
{Warning: Too much blood, organs and crazy sadistic crazy head shit stuff.} Shurikan advised.
"Now then instead of giving you a quick death so you won't experience the pain." He then creates a magic circle on the so-called sorcerer.
"Instead you will witness and feel the pain of this process. Think of this as my own style of mummification: Akuma no Ryu: Mummification."
Unas struggled to get out not wanting to experience more pain.
SLASH.
"GAH!" his throat was slashed with a scaple which was a deep cut, as blood began to ooze out on the table.
"Look what you did, because that you tried to escape, I spoiled my self from trying to do the process. Oh well at least I manage to shut up."
He then began picking out the tools.
"Step one is to to washt the body…But since you're a perverted piece of wasted evolution in excretment. I'll do this *Pours gasoline all over the body*."
{Damn that is so fucked up,*takes out camera to record* }
{…I think I'm going to be sick.}
{Then don't be here if you can't handle it.}
Next step was taking out the brain… But in Takeru's version he's gonna go overboard.
"Hm what to pick?" he mused, deciding on what weapon to pick.
He then decided to go with…
"Ara~ This'll do." He said happily now holding a buther knife.
{Damn a butcher knife, he's overdoing but what the heck this is an M rated fic muthafuckas.}
{…I'm going to my room.} Kisara says heading back to her personal dimension.
"Next step now is to get the brain out~ Buuut I think using a hook takes too long so instead I'm gonna cut the top part of your head out and get the brain from there~" he smiled under the mouth mask.
Hearing that, Unas was squirming again try to escape.
"Ara ara~ It's so futile." The sadistic mummifcationist said ,as he grabbed onto his head and.
SLASH!
"!" even though he couldn't speak anymore, because of his damaged throat. He was screaming like anyone does in hell.
With that the scalp along with the top of the skull dropped to the floor. What was left now as a giant hole housing what seemed to be a giant piece of ground meat…wait that's the brain.
"Oh, it seems you are somewhat intelligent." He commented seeing the size of the brain.
{Okay this is going too far even for me… I'm going back to my room.} Shurikan said as he headed back to his own dimension as well.
As he ripped the brain out of his head, Unas started to feel tired and began to lose conscious. But since the spell is activated it kept him alive and he felt the worst pain of having a brain yanked out.
"Hm well since the instructions say that this organ isn't important…*Throws the brain away.*"
As he threw the brain it rolled out past the curtain.
Seeing the brain rolled out.
"AAAAH" The kouhai screamed in horror while the third year students were calm, but also wanted to scream to also.
{Hey I was just…DUDE! WHAT THE HELL?! Why didn't you put a trash can throw it in?! You can just throw out in the open! Think of everyone's reaction}
"I forgot."
{Well at least he's only at this stage.} Shurikan commented seeing how there weren't any advance to his current state since he unintentionally released his own dragonic energy.
"Now then time to take the organs out~" he said gleefully as he then tries to decided which tool to use next.
{Well I'm outta here…}
"Ah, this would do nicely." He then picked up a chainsaw revving it up.
Hearing the sounds of a chainsaw the OCR eyes widened in more fear.
"Usually in this step I'm supposed to cut the left side of the stomach, to get the organs…But since I'm using a fucking chainsaw…I'ma gonna get the organs by cutting your chest wide open~." He said happily.
As he then began to carve into the chest of Unas.
BZZZT
The sounds of blood, spurting out , and the sounds of bones being grinded against the blade.
After that, a straight tear across his chest was made.
"Okay time to open up." As he opened the cavity he made on the chest, it revealed the many organs.
The OCR then smelled something foul in the air, it smelled like blood and some other kind of foul odor.
"Let's see don't need this *Throws an organ into a trach can he made appeared.* And this *Chucks another one away.*"
As he kept throwing away almost every organ into the trash, the chest cavity was now empty, well it still had the bones.
"Well I'll be skipping the other steps since they require me to clean up the body, replace your missing body parts with wood to make like a complete body for the afterlife and give protective amulets and other shit. I'll be doing this instead." He smirked.
He then summoned a large amount of dynamite.
{Hey dude are you… HOLY ARCEUS FUCK! THAT'S GOING OVERBOARD MAN DON'T BE LIKE DEADPOOL! USE MATH AND SPECIFY THE AMOUNT OF EXPLOSIVES YOU NEED! MATH IS GOOD FOR YOU!}
"Dude fuck math, I'ma gonna use all of it." He says, as he stuffed the open carcass with tons of dynamite and after that duck taped the cavity, leaving a horrible disfigured chest stuffed with explosives
"Darn, silly me. I should've but the gasoline on the bandages instead of the body oh well. Wait a minute I forgot the last organ."
He then got a power drill
{DUDE! What the hell? What other organ are you gonna take out, you've already….Fuck no no no don't go there…}
As the Occult Research club was still there, frozen in fear.
*Power Drill sounds*
"What the hell is doing with a power drill?!" they all mentally asked.
SPLAT
SPLAT.
From behind the curtain something splattered on to them
{AH DUDE NO! NOT THE JEWELS!"}Yelled the dragon.
Hearing that the two male turned pale, covering there lower regions and fall down into fetal position.
"Did he just…"
"And that's it.*throws the testi's in the trash*"
Tears came out his eyes, after experiencing the most excruciating pain no man should never ever experience, castration.
"Now it's time to wrap the bandages." He says as he disperses the four swords leaving his arms un pinned, but unfortunately the pain he received from the process left them numb. With that he wraps the whole body in bandages that were already soaked in gasoline.
With that there lies a bandaged cover piece of shit.
"And now*Lights up a match*"
{Man this soo fucked up.}
"Wait a minute…" He then summons what seemed to be a Sarcophagus, but only this one had sharp swords in it. And the over also had sharp blades on as well.
"Behold my rendition of an Egyptian Iron Maiden."
{This is really getting out of hand.}
He then placed the mummified carcus into the new coffin as the blades began to sank deep into the mummy as blood began to drip from the bandages.
"And now to close it up."He smirked as he placed place lid on top.
With that the mummy was done.
"Oh silly me, I forgot this *Snaps his fingers*" With a snap of his fingers the fuses from the dynamite began to ignite inside the carcass of the perverted shit.
With that.
BOOM!
The whole coffin exploded as pices of the coffin hit the other exhibits, smell of rotten flesh fill the exhibit room, not to mention that the pieces of the now possibly dead pervert stained the large room also, a large crater was made during the after math of the explosion.
The devil, removed the mouth mask, revealing his smile of statisfaction. He then dispersed his surgeon outfit and equipment.
{Damn should've recorded it on YouTube.}
{Is it over…HOLY BIEBER DECAPITATED FUCK!}
He then turned to the Occult Rearch club who was still jaw dropped at what just happened.
"Clean it up." He said, now back to his normal tone and his dragonic traits disappeared.
With that he teleported.
Takeru's house
As he arrived in the living room.
"So what happened?" Kalawarner asks.
"Oh you know another fanservice bullshit…so I went ballistic."
"How ballistic?"
"Mummifications and castrations."
"I see and *spits out her drink* CASTRARTION?!"
"Yeah. So I'm gonna go take a shower to get the scent of blood and perverts out."
As he headed upstairs.
"Are you okay?" Raynare asks.
"Yeah, nothing like castrating a pervert, to release the stress."
"CASTRATION?!"
"Yeah. Well I'm gonna go take a shower now."
After the shower.
"Aah, that felt good."
{…}
"Nee-san?"
{…Please don't do that.}
"Sorry that's the fate for all perverts…Minus the mummification."
{You're sick.} Shurikan said in a disgust tone.
"You know what? I don't give a fuck."
As he went downstairs, he saw Akeno and Rias.
"Hey Rias, sorry about that."
"…It's okay." She said nervously.
"Takeru…"
"I swear I'm gonna have talk with your father about those contracts."
"Takeru."
"Also tell that M whore, that the ignoring has already started." He said with a smirk, causing Akeno to cry anime tears, and trying to get his attention.
"So tell me what happened." Takeru asks Rias.
So after her explanation of how it seemed to be an easy contract which was investigating a unique sarcophagus which had a crest of a devil clan. So when Rias investigated the coffin, it reacted to her.
{Bet her chest touched that coffin *snicker*}
{…}
{What? This world universe is full of ecchi shit, so it happens.}
And when the coffin opened, Issei was possessed by the spirit.
{Hm this reminds me of Yugioh except there were no items on that coffin. Wonder if he had a voice change?}
"Actually he didn't." Rias answers."
{Whaaat? Then what kind of possession was that?}
"Anyway, what possessed Issei was another pervert, and to release him he required certain conditions. First I had wear a bikini that the pervert provided and she I had to do a dance."
A vein twitched on his forehead, as he heard the first lewd condition.
"The second condition was to get a passionate kiss and the second person to do that was Koneko."
As he clenched his fist, a dark aura began to emanate from him.
"When the pervert was about to go pedo on Koneko , Asia came at him to stop him but ended up kissing him on the cheek."
{Poor Asia-chan.}
{And Oppai Dragon again continues to corrupt the mind of the innocent.}
"And do pray tell what was the last condition." Takeru asks, as Akeno began to sweat drop worrying how would he react.
"The last condition was… getting Oppai faced."
With that inside his head, glass shattered.
{Oooh shiiit Oppai Dragon got some.}
{…}
"Heh heh, no wonder why I smell pervert in the air." He chuckled darkly.
{Just to let you all know, Takeru-kun unlocked his dragon traits so his sense of smell has increased.} Kisara notified.
"Rias there's no need to explain any more. I'm glad that nobody was injured. Now if you excuse me my shirt suddenly smell like enjoyment of masochism enjoyment and pervert."Saying those last words were like bullets piercing the ponytailed girl's heat.
As he left.
"W Was that him being jealous?"
"He just castrated a guy, so I think he's jea…"
"Me jealous? Of what some dumb ass piece of rotten excrement which then mated with a piece of mold to create an abomination? Nooo. Am I jealous seeing some bandage bondage? Nooo. And did something tick me off when I heard a certain moan of enjoyment? Nooo don't be ridiculous as If I gave a fuck." He said in a high tone from upstairs closing the door hard.
Later as Akeno went to her childhood friend's room, hoping to gain forgiveness.
KNOCK
"Rias! I think there's a ghost can you get rid of it?" he asks through the door.
As Rias went out of her room to see what was going on.
"Takeru what are you talking about?...Oh."
Rias saw that her best friend was standing in front of his room.
"*Sob* Take-chan…*sob*"
Seeing her queen like this was shocking and what was more unbelievable was how cold Takeru was towards her all for petty jealousy.
"Don't worry Akeno I'll talk to him." She then entered his room.
When she entered.
"Takeru I think you should…!"
"You should've knocked." He pouted.
What she was seeing was more shocking, was Takeru was hugging onto a big plushie and this one was Raichu and on the side of his bed were tons of sweets, that could make a certain white haired kouhai want to steal.
"What? I eat sweets when I'm stressed." He answered childishly, as he ate a pocky stick whole.
Rias seeing this couldn't but to say, how cute he looked with him eating sweets while holding a giant plushie. It just made him look like a child.
"Well Takeru I think..."
"Did you kick the ghost out yet?"
{Takeru-kun!}
"What? I keep hearing noises but I don't know where it's coming from." He says in an uncaring tone as licked on a flat round lollipop.
"Takeru I think you should…"
"Do you think I need to see a relationships therapist?"
"Eh?"
"For some reason I have this problem with my heart and I need to sort it out."
{Why don't you talk with me about it?}
{He needs professional help, not someone that hasn't been in a relationship.}
{NII-SAN!}
"…Kisara nee-san hasn't been…"
{Our parents and Auntie were too protective of her.}
"Like how…"
{Like how God and his family are towards Gabriel.}
"So she's like Gabriel?"
{Kinda of but we have Naga the Dragon Goddess.}
{You guys were overprotective besides aren't you males sometimes attracted to different races?}
{That does include females our own race also. Besides we can't let our little angel, pair up with a filthy pervert. Do you see what Gabriel fanboys do? It ain't pretty.}
{Stop calling me that!} She whined.
"I think you're going a little bit over the top." Rias commented to Takeru.
"Then what cures a confused heart, I just had a date with Rayanre it turned out great. But at the end when I decided to check up on you and your peerage, the conclusion was ruined."
"Well…"
Unable to take it longer…
"Taakeee-chaaan!" she cried out tackling him on his bed.
"Guh, damn ghost!"
Akeno then pulled him into a kiss for about ten seconds.
"Rias, is there such thing is an ectophile?" he says ignoring the kiss he had with Akeno, causing her to cry in his chest again.
"Takeru…"
"*Sob Take-chan *Sob* Please don' ignore me *Sob*"
"Okaay this is getting creepy, I think the ghost needs to learn about boundaries."
{Wow cold blooded, even I would never go that far with my Seiryu}
{Your Seiryu?}
{Guh, I mean that, I wouldn't act like that towards that bitch.}
{Uh huh, right.}
Although Takeru seemed to ignore Akeno on the outside, but on the inside he did feel guilty…hold on that was a type no he didn't feel guilty at all.
"*Sob* Take-chan.*Sob*"
{Come on this is cruel Takeru-kun. }
"What it's not I never felt like this before."
"Really?"
"Yeah and let just say it was so petty it made me almost hold a grudge."
"What did Akeno do?"
"Don't need to explain, I was a child and I overreacted but not like now."
{Takeru-kuuuun!} Sparks began to emanate from Oathkeeeper.
"*Sigh* Fine but this is the last time I'm doing this for today."
As the Thunder Priestess cried, she felt something soft on her head. With relief in her eyes, she saw Takeru petting her head but he had a look of reluctance.
{Change that look on your face.}
"Take-chan?"
"Don't get the wrong idea, that rule I made for you still stands. I just don't want you to waste your tears on me. Plus you'll cause Rias some problems if you aren't in you efficient state to assist her."
{Tsundere.}
{Wonder when this filler is gonna end?}
Suddenly the air began to feel tensed.
"A Akeno?"
"Ufufufufufufu~ You sure had some nerve to make cry like that." Said Akeno now enveloped in sparks.
Suddenly he was binded by rings of yellow lightning.
"Akeno?"
"Now it's time for my payback."
"Eh?"
{Karma.} Kisara said tauntingly.
{See ya later after you whipping.}
"Ara~ That's a good idea." Akeno said, immedialty summoning a black cowhip.
"Uh Akeno, isn't that over the top?"
The Lightning Sadist then pulled him by the collar of his shirt, dragging him.
"Uh Akeno where are we going? *shudder*"
"Ufufu~ We're gonna have some fun~"
"Help?"
Rias just whistles while watching the TV in his room.
{Every man for himself.} Shurikan says heading back to his dimension.
{Be glad that ain't me punishing you this time.}
"Ufufu~ To think I finally get to punish my Anata~"
"HELP!" he screams not wanting to deal with an S play of Holy Lightning.
{Okay while the little bitch is gonna get whipped literally. The Filler bullshit is over. Bye now.}
Hope everyone enjoyed the chapter and remember to review :)
Also sorry if I wasted your guys time with the fillers for the past chapters.
So finally I'm gonna start The Young Devils Gathering arc :)
Shurikan: Finally your're starting to get back to the canon.
Cloudfarron: Hey I just want do some build up before I go there is all. Plus I had ideas I wanted to let out.
Shurikan: Whatever.
Cloudfarron: So how's your wittle card games on fighter jets show doing?
Shurikan: Shut up! I was watching Dragon Ball Evolution, so I was a little bit high.
Cloudfarron: Uh huh
Shurikan: But still that idea has potential.
Cloudfarron: Oh really so does that mean every military air base use card games as weapons for their jets too? *smirk*"
Shurikan: ...Shut up.
Takeru: Why am I getting electrocuted lately?
Cloudfarron: Because you need some development.
Takeru: How the fuck does me getting electrocuted help me gain development?!
Cloudfarron: It just does.
Takeru: Screw that.
Cloudfarron: Oh really? Kisara!
Kisara: Yes?
Cloudfarron: Takeru here was...
Takeru: It's nothing I was just say some greetings is all!
Kisara: Really?
Cloudfarron: You could say that.
Takeru: I hate you.
Cloudfarron: Be glad I gave you existence.