Welcome to chapter three, now with some smut. Watch out for correct anatomy!
Regular rules apply: This is just a fan creation, no money was made, I do not own Regular Show and I do not take any blame for any injury sustained while reading.
On with the show!
"I know it's your day of guys, but I need- what the H is going on here!?"
Niether of them knew how to react as Benson went into his screaming, but he walked straight past the pair and into the kitchen. "It's not like skips to leave a chore.." Benson mumbled to himself before heading back to the door. "Sorry guys, you can go back to what you where doing."
With their combined heartbeat probably sounding like popcorn going off, they tried to relax but kept on catching themselves glancing at the door or the window. "You in the mood for some coffee dude?" Mordecai was just thinking of a place where they could relax and not really thinking of what anyone would say to a new couple like them; but no one had to know just yet.
Wierdly Rigby chose to ride in the back, of course Mordecai didn't question it but it was just a little strange. As soon as they started to move Mordecai gasped as he found out the answer, as two chocolate paws came from behind and began to slowly stroke his chest, he smiled to himself but tried to ignore it for the most part. Even after a few gasps and a moan or two, he kept his eyes on the road.
But soon enough Rigby was getting more and more into it but suddenly stopped to ask his friend a very serious question. "Dude, where the heck are your nipples?" Mordecai gave a gulp before answering, not too sure if the raccoon knew about any anatomy other than his own.
"Uhh, birds like me don't have them. It's because we come from eggs and don't need milk.. we also don't have belly-buttons." He pulled up on the curb to the park as he awaited his friends response. Pretending to look for his sunglasses. "That's super creepy dude..." Rigby said objectively, making Mordecai dip his head in a heavy feeling of not being normal. But as soon as his head was down, Rigby grabbed him again; it was almost like a hug but with the unique property of being like Rigby in nature.
Pulling off again and batting raccoon paws off his chest as they kept roaming his front, but they soon got on the road, pulling up to the coffee place and digging in the glove box for some change. Walking in the shop together they grabbed thier normal place roughly near the middle and got chatting about nothing of real importance; this place smells the same as ever, no Margret today or I think I may order something different.
-Perspective switch-
Eileen spotted Mordecai and Rigby as soon as they grabbed thier normal place and just hung out, she could clearly make out the sound of one of them talking about coffee. So with a smile and a quick glance in a mirror, she approached the pair ready to take thier orders.
"Hey guys, what can I get you today?"
"Hey Eileen, can I a mug of special coffee please." Eileen gave a nod as she jotted down Mordecais' order, turning to Rigby next to see if he wanted anything.
"Uh, I'll have a can of Sprat." Rigby clasped his paws together in anticipation but Eileen just gave a simple nod before taking her leave, hearing the pair still talking amongst themselves as she worked on the order.
Suddenly her name came up, she stuck her head from around the door to hear them more clearly, "No dude, I can totally see it happening, she's gonna steal you away from me with her good looks." After that the pair shared a laugh before Rigby dismissed the idea with a huff... then she saw what was happening underneath the table, playing footsie like hormonally stricken teenagers.
Swiftly going back into the kitchen in shock at what she saw, she didn't know how to deal with any of this information. Even with all her booksmarts and college she could not seem to find any kind of way to tackle this.
Deciding for now to just finish the order and deliver it in the hopes that nothing slips out of her mouth. 'I can't believe it though, those two... an item!? I really hope other people take this info with as much understanding as they can. Lord knows there's enough bigots in this town.' Finishing pushing some thoughts out of her head, she delivered the order and was about to leave when her body jolted on its own accord, her hands on the edge as she leant in. "You two make such an addorable couple!"
Swiftly covering her escaping words she practicly sprinted back to the kitchen, leaving the pair too confused to follow. She caught her breath and calmed down and was about to peak around the corner when Rigby came through the doorway as if looking for her. She straightened up and gave the raccoon her full attention.
-Perspective switch-
"How did you find out?" Rigby spoke in a hushed tone, making sure no one else would figure out his secret by listening in. "I saw you two... being overly friendly, as well as talking about how good a couple you both make." Eileen of course answered in her slightly shy way which made Rigby sigh heavily, thinking about blaming Mordecai for always being too flirty.
Rigby was about to say something when Eileen suddenly flipped around, "I'm off work in half an hour, please tell me the entire story." The raccoon nodded a quick okay and got a nod in return, "Thanks Rigby, I promise it will feel better to get this off your chest." A little bit confused he simply strolled back to the table to explain all of this to Mordecai.
-40 minutes later-
"Sooo... begin wherever you like." Eileen said with a grin as they all sat near the back of the shop on a sofa, away from prying eyes and ears.
"Well it started only a few days ago actually, a regular day until Rigby stumbled across a certail... thing of mine." Mordecai began a bit unsure, only keeping his eyes down on his second mug of coffee. There was one question that Eileen was dying to ask but it could wait for a little bit.
"After that we grew a little distant but then Mordecai shows up half-way through my show and bam! Confesses his feelings right there," Rigby took over from there but swiftly lost his confidence as one part came up. "After that... we had a bit of, fun. Right there on the couch where he confessed, barely two days before."
Mordecai looked a bit embarresed as he glanced around. "Then we came here." He added solemnly*. Eileen took this as her momment to ask questions, starting with one of the big ones. "Has anyone else figured it out yet?" Mordecai gave a shake of his head and chuckled, they where all ways around each other; no one could tell unless they where getting spied on.
Eileen took a sip of her own drink for a second to think of the right way to ask the next glaringly obvious question. "What about the anatomy issue?" Eileen kept it short and waited for a responce. Rigby looked confused as if he didn't know there was an issue; and Mordecai... looked considerably more concerned.
Eileen gulped worried, unsure of the can of worms she just opened. "What's up dude? What's with this anotomy business... Is she trying to say your too big for me?" Rigby sounded sincere, probably genuinly worried that there was a serious problem with them being together.
"Rigs... birds don't have dicks." Mordecai was a blunt as possible so that the info stuck, but Rigby just glanced between the two before snickering, "You're pulling my tail Mordo, there's no way that's true." But Mordecai simply nodded and then it finally sank in for Rigby. He just looked confused really, like it was beyond his understanding.
"Dude... don't mean nothin' to me!" Rigby pronounced with a chuckle as he gave his partner a slap on the shoulder. Rigby never considered himself a top, especialy against someone like Mordecai but if that was required to make this relationship work, then Rigby was happy to be man in this partnership... or at least until Mordecai picked up a new gadget.
Eileen couldn't stop herself from thinking a little too hard on how there anatomy was perfect for one another, but as soon as images started to come to her mind she blurted out something to discract herself, "Congrats you two, I couldn't think of a cuter couple."
-a few hours later-
/Smut Warning/
"Dude, get your cheeks upstairs!" Mordecai commanded half-heartedly, as Rigby just laid flopped over the armrest of the sofa like a decorative cover. "But I'm not tired..." Rigby whined as he kicked his legs a little bit.
Tapping his chin in thought, Mordecai used a bit of persuasion to coax Rigby upstairs, "I never said we would be sleeping once we got upstairs." Rigby lifted his head up at this and before he knew it, his legs where climbing the stairs for him.
They both headed upatairs, climbing as quietly as possible to avoid waking Pops. As soon as they got into thier room, Rigby locked the door and Mordecai sat down on the bed, there was a strange momment of silence as the two tried to figure out who would initiate something first. Mordecai spoke up first as he gestured Rigby over with his wing, "Come here Rigs, I've been dying to give you a hug all day."
The raccoon smiled like a doofus as he made his way onto Mordecai's bed and hugged his side under his out-stretched wing; the avain hugged back but found his wing traveling through Rigby's coarse chocolate fur, tempted to never let go, but with hormones and natural urges running high he soon broke off the hug as the avian flipped his legs around just to keep Rigby close to his chest.
"You know you owe me, right?" Mordecai whispered, to which Rigby sighed and mumbled to himself; 'Knew that was coming...' After that remark Mordecai went about teaching Rigby what to do now, it's not everyday you give oral to a bird.
"Just, uhh... use your tongue, like your trying to clean out a yogurt pot without a spoon." Mordecai worded out his instructions clumsily, making both of them have a chuckle before Rigby actually got serious. "Whatever you say dude, you get comfy and I'll get to work." With a grin Mordecai shifted until he was on his bed like normal but his knees up and his sensitive parts exposed.
Now Rigby wasn't the kind of person to know much but at least he was curious, tilting his head at every angle to get a better look at the avian anatomy. 'It's just one hole, there's nothing else here.' Rigby thought to blanky as he lowered himself down and waited for the go-ahead.
"W-Whenever you wanna start dude." Mordecai pronounced with his voice wavering a little.
Rigby took one last deep breath before advancing for a solitary testing lick, surprisingly it just tasted like really weak tea; but the response was really something else as the avians entire body shook as well as a high pitched yelp that escaped his beak, forcing Mordecai to grab the pillow from under him and cover up his beak to avoid any more noise.
Rigby decidedly got to work licking after he dicovered the taste was bare able enough, but with Mordecai's wings busy trying to hold the pillow to his beak, there was nothing to stop his hips from thrusting on there own and Rigby knew he couldn't constrain him so he simply grabbed a paw full of tail feathers to keep him slightly anchored. It worked for the time being so the raccon kept up his steady pace of licks over his friend.
After a good few minutes of going steady, Rigby decided to delve deeper in both senses as he removed his paws from the tail feathers and used them to gently spread Mordecai's nether lips apart as his tongue dived in. The avian on the other hand could not contain his constant moaning no matter how hard he held the pillow to his beak, and with the raccoons new approach it quickly got out of hand.
Without even the slightest of warnings Mordecai came like an eruption, unluckily for Rigby who had his lips pressed firmly against the avian hole; got an entire maw full of slick seed. Swallowing deftly, Rigby brought Mordecai down from his orgasm by returning to his gentle licks and slowly backing off.
Seeing Mordecai breathlesly gasping for air through the odd moan as he clutched a pillow to his chest brought a smile to the raccoon as he hopped of the bed and grabbed an old shirt of his trampoline, quickly wiping his fur and doing an extra carefull job of his friends bedroom bits. Deciding that Mordecai was in no position to argue, he gathered up the covers that had somehow been kicked to the end of the bed; he wrapped the sheets around them both and snuggled into the avians side for some sleep.
Mordecai was almost drifting off within seconds of Rigby climbing in next to him, his last thought of what horrible payback this entitled Rigby, but he didn't worry too much so long as both of them had thier fun. Thinking possitive thoughts he was soon out like a light.
'I can always say I love him in the morning anyways...'
-End of chapter three-
This was inteded to be longer but I can't help it, I don't really know that much about Eileen and it's too early to sudgest a threesome.
No smut next chapter, as I have to introduce a bad guy. Sorry in advance, but after that I'm thinking of doing a foot job bit. ^^
See ya party people!