Chapter 6 Cake Catastrophe

Author Notes: Ok this is a special chapter, It's Reever's Birthday! So we're making this one shot part of the story. It's kinda part of the story, the characters and such are there, but not really part of the plot, and due to this, Dusk will not really be around. We do Not own DGM.

3rd P.O.V

"Crystal! Crystal!" One 16 year old Lenalee Lee, younger sister to Chief of the Order Komui Lee, and user of the Dark Boots Innocence. "Oh there you are Crystal, I need your help!" Runs to her friend and fellow Exorcist.

"What wrong Lenalee-San? Usually you're delivering coffee at this time." Crystal Nightingale, 17 years old and accommodator of the Eternal Dragon fans. "I know but today is Reever's birthday! We're planning on throwing a party but we need people to help. Could you whip up a cake? Jerry will be working so he won't be able to do it."

The blonde haired girl scratches the back of her head in thought. "I don't mind helping and baking the cake...however it's been awhile since I've done such...I…" It is here Miss. Lee brings out her signature Kawaii face...No one, not even Kanda can refuse.

"Jerry?" There our sweet pink haired chef cooks up order after order with the slightest of ease. He turns around to spot Crys. "Cryssy Darling what can i do for you?" A light smile graces her lips. "Heard it was Reevers birthday, and was asked to bake a cake.

A clap of the hands, "Oh wonderful! Normally for birthdays and such I would go and cook like crazy, but lately there have been more and more exorcists and finders coming, I won't have the time to bake. Thank you for doing this. Reever works far too hard."

Our nimble priestess goes through cabinets, and the fridge to get what she needs. She looks through her ingredients, and realizes she forgot something. On the upper shelf, she see's the chocolate chips. Jerry gives a combo B to yet another hard worker, he turns around finding Nightningale reaching on the shelf. "Wait No-!"

...Too late, an onion bomb falls onto the poor girl, forcing her to cry from not only the pain, but the shock of such a terrible weapon in the kitchen. "Wahhh It stings!" She wipes the tears away desperately trying to clean her eyeballs. Jerry gives her a warm washcloth.

"So sorry pumpkin, sometimes Komui would come at night steal my things and use them for his experiments. So I took precautions to make sure he'd stay away. I'm so sorry are you ok?" A swift nod. Her eyes are red. But she ignores it and grabs the chocolate chips, placing it in its respectful pile.

"What kind of cake are you planning on making sugar?" Still a little disoriented from the bomb she absently rubs one of her eyes. "Lenalee-San said that Reever liked a variety of things, but i know he often drinks lemon soda, so I'm thinking maybe a lemon cheesecake….what do you think Jerry?"

The man in the shades beams, "That's a wonderful Idea! Why don't you try a 3 tiered cake. Make three different flavors, frost them, and stack them up. That way when it's cut you'll get an array of flavors and can pick out what they want and don't want" And so Crystal's off.

She wanted something tangy, something spicy(savory/nonsweet) and something sweet. The lemon would obviously be the tangy, so she decided to hold that one off till the end. But what to do for sweet...A snap, a fruit filled cake.

Cutting up some cherries, and some strawberries she adds them into the chocolate mixture, making sure there's enough sugar but not enough to overpower it. Into the oven and boom~

Next she thinks pumpkin carrot cake. Add some cinnamon and a few other spices and into the oven it goes. To make it a little more colorful, she adds in edible orange dye.

Lastly she works on the Lemon, once more adding color dye(pale yellow), but alas, nothing ever seems to go as planned...For as she took the baked beauty out, she set it to cool. A series of screams and shouts are heard….

Worried something bad might happen she decides to put her creations away into the fridge. But as she grabs her lemon pie, Allen opens the door and in his haste of slamming it slips on some spilt cake batter...landing face first into it…

"My cake...I worked hard on that Allen…" He lifts his face...now very hard to tell since it matches his white hair. Licking some off his mouth he smiles sheepishly. "Sorry Crystal...but on the bright side it tastes delicious~"

"Sooooo why did you nearly break the door…" Pointing the poor abused thing she lifts an eyebrow. "Komui created another Komurin robot, it's running amok and hunting down exorcists." The door gets slashed down…

Now Crystal since she's still new to the Order, has never experienced Komurin incident...now she at least see what was going on when she first showed up at the gates.

A bulky monstrosity of a robot with a barret on it's head stares down and analyzes the two people in the kitchen(Jerry had a few minutes before the incident went to take a bathroom break)

Electricity sparks shoot from it's circuits…"Searching...Allen Walker...Crystal...Nightingale... Must Surgically... enhance muscular physique…" Wide eyes...Crystal is just in too much shock and confusion to understand. The robot makes and grab and snatches Allen.

A shiver courses through the white haired 15 year old. He releases his arm, that transforms into a claw. 'Looks like Allen's gonna tear that robot a new one.' Does he do it...No.. Not at all.

Instead he reaches back behind him, and swipes the remains of Crystal's lemon cheesecake...He dies at the hand of the robot(ok not really) but he gets to enjoy the cake…"Darn it Allen!" She sulks...'Back to square one...'

So we try this again...She bakes and safely puts the cheesecake along with its counterparts...Now they have to be in the fridge for at least another hour. SIghing in relief she decides to step out and head to her room.

The parties not for another 3 hours and frosting and decorating the cake will be no problem...however, … ...Fate loves making Crystals life difficult. For Outcomes KOMURIN! With tranquilizing darts...RUN CRYSTAL RUN! And run she does, into the halls, hoping to escape the psychotic cyborg.

Not looking where she's going she slams into an innocent soon to be victim. "Ow, sorry about that." She looks up holding her head, meeting an emerald eye. But before another word could be said...here comes the darts.

She narrowly survives...the weird red head boy is knocked out and long forgotten. And the chase resumes, "Oh come on wasn't Allen enough for you!" Jumps leaps and sprints, at one point she flips over a grouchy blue haired guy that looks like he was born with a scowl.

Only for said ray of sunshine to be hit with a sleepy needle and pass out...hopefully he won't remember...much...It takes forever(5 minutes max) to reach the science division, there Komui is tied up, covered in bruises.

Lenalee, Allen and Reever are all knocked out...And um...basically destruction and rubble and even corpses(ok joking) lay everywhere. "Crystal are you alright?" It's Johnny, "Yeah...for now anyway...what happened?" She heard rumors of the last Komurin incident...but this is a bit extreme don't you think?

The robot bursts through...the science division literally has a bottomless gaping hole in the center…Now...that hole is between the demise of her feminine figure and the time and safe haven of the science group who are more than willing to destroyed the scrap metal.

Only thing is...Komurin...has something...three somethings...The robot has in his possession, Crystals cakes...and one by one it chugs it down…"MY CAKES!" In her wail the robot grabs her and holds her upside down…

Because she was baking she thought it would be better to wear sweatpants and a tank top, for fear of ruining her exorcist clothes...but in this case hanging upside down leaving her hair and if she wore a skirt and loose shirt hanging and coming down...she's definitly glad.

But now, she's tired, she's annoyed and all of her hard work for the past who knows how long has literally been wasted...so you know what...Screw Komui. "ETERNAL DRAGONS ACTIVATE!" She released her fans and throws them around the robot.

You're all probably thinking she's stupid for not cutting herself loose...well her fans work in strange ways, for 1 to anyone other then Crystal they weigh a ton. For 2 with those fans you can control the wind and use it. Then of course theres 3...no matter how hard or how far it's flung, it will bound around like a boomerang, and the longer it flies...the more deadly the blow it will leave.

So compare the fans slicing Komurin's body to a hot knife slicing through butter. The machine stood no chance as the fans wrapped around the robot in a tornado of air...well the wind calmed...all that remains were scraps...and lemon cheesecake filling.

"My cake…" small sobs...once more...she has to bake...it takes her a while but she finally finishes, she bakes, she decorates and goes. And lastly she makes it to the room, there, everyone from science geek to exorcists to nurse, to finder everyone is there. And finally she can present the cake to Reever.

All sing the cliche happy birthday song to him and he blows out the candles, "What'd you wish for?" He grins, "I wish for No more Komurins!" A good amount of cheering for that one...frankly everyone wishes for that. So with that get on the the partying!

3 hours later….

People are stuffed silly with cake and party grub, someone at one point brought out the alcohol so we have some people passed out drunk who will probably have horrible hangovers, and a terrible mess ahead of them to clean up.

Komui being the lazy and crazy scientist he is...has another "glorious" Wonderful idea….a click with his remote(where did it come from?) Out comes another robot...Everyone gets tick marks on their heads…"NO MORE KOMURINS!"

"It's not a Komurin...it's a Komulin~ Now My precious Komulin, clean up this mess!" That robot just had to find the lemon cheesecake leftovers…."Must...fix exorcists innocence…" Boom crash smash...here we go again...good luck Reever and Happy Birthday…

Author Notes Poor Reever...but frankly we all know there is no such thing as a normal birthday at the order...and no doubt that has had to happen to someone...oh and here's a Komurin paper mache pinata~ Wack away! So read and such Mako and Sen is down and out~ To be continued~