Disclaimer: Any names of anyone with a name not recognized in the Fairy Tail manga or anime is completely made up. I did not base this off of any "Lucy is kicked out of FT" stories, so it would only be a coincidence if you see a name from another fanfic that you recognize!
Summary: In which Lucy is kicked out, becomes a water/elemental/celestial/pure awesomeness Dragon Slayer, joins Sabertooth, wins the GMG, and returns home with her Exceed to kick the rest of Fairy Tail's butts. And then she wakes up. Parody/Humor
The sun was bright, the birds were chirping, and all was well in late spring-time Magnolia. It was approaching summer, not even a month from the S-Class Trials at Tenrou Island. At a certain apartment on Strawberry Street, Lucy Heartfilia woke up with a smile, as chipper as the tweeting birds outside.
"What a beautiful day!" she said, suppressing a yawn as she rolled out of bed, the pink blanket falling down with her.
"Today is going to be perfect! Nothing can go wrong!" she proclaimed as she got ready for the day and left her house, heading towards Fairy Tail. Lucy skipped into the Fairy Tail Guild, sitting on the bar and looking around the guildhall.
"Hello, Lucy!" Mirajane greeted as she wiped off a beer mug. "Can I get you anything today?"
Shaking her head, Lucy said, "No thanks, Mira. Have you seen Natsu anywhere?"
"I'm afraid not. I think he was going to go on a mission with Lissana and Happy today," Mirajane said. "They should be back later tonight."
Lucy frowned. Ever since Lissana had arrived back from Edolas, the blonde had been almost ignored by her team. Lucy had felt all alone but knew that the four of them - Natsu, Gray, Erza, and Happy - wanted to catch up with Lissana. Lucy had only gone on a couple of jobs in the month Lissana had returned from Edolas, and they had all been solo missions. While she would complete hard tasks in order to pay her rent, Natsu, Gray, Erza, and Happy would stay at the guild and talk to Lissana.
She decides to ignore the fact that since Lissana was Mira's sister, Erza had never talked to her before the accident. And Gray never really did, either, as he had other friends he preferred to hang out with such as Cana.
"Hey, Lucy, do you want to do a job together today?" Gray asked her as he walked up to her. "You've been acting sorta distant lately."
Lucy glanced at Gray before turning back to Mirajane. "I feel like my friends doesn't want me to be on their team anymore," she confessed to the white haired woman.
"But didn't Gray just ask you on a job, Lucy?" Lucy ignored Mirajane, sliding off the barstool and dejectedly walking out of Fairy Tail.
"Hey, that's rude! You just left without telling me anything!" Gray said, following her. Seemingly turning deaf, Lucy slowly moped home, not noticing Gray leave in frustration after calling out her name several times. Meanwhile, Juvia angrily created a flash flood in the guild as she watched Gray walk home, also unhappy that his teammate was ignoring him.
"Why is Lucy-san so rude to Gray-sama? She should ad least treat Gray-sama with respect!" Juvia growled.
Lucy spent the rest of the day writing her story until she got bored, reading a couple of other books. She climbed into bed and under her covers, ready to cry herself to sleep.
"Hey, Lucy!" Natsu greeted as he leaped through her open window and somehow flipped over her bed, landing feet firt on her floor. "You wanna do a job tomorrow?"
"When will Natsu notice me again?" Lucy signed dramatically. "When will they realize that Lissana isn't on their team?"
"Huh? I'm talking to ya right now, aren't I? And of course Lissana isn't on our team - she doesn't even want to be on our team. She's with her siblings." Natsu scratched his head as he tried to understand Lucy. "Is this one of those monthly things you get?"
"Maybe I should quit Fairy Tail..." Lucy muttered before turning on her side, facing the window, and falling asleep.
"Does she even know I'm here?" Natsu asked himself. "And why the hell would she quit Fairy Tail?! It's her guild!"
When he received no answer, the frustarated Dragon Slayer left her home - through the front door.
"Are you sure this is something you want to do?" Makarov asked Lucy.
"Yes. I'm positive. Fairy Tail is not what it used to be! It's different from the guild I admired and looked up to. It has changed, but for the worse, and I do not want to be here for it to fall even deeper. I will not remain in a guild that is a shell of it's former glory," Lucy said as she read her speech from notecards. "In fact, I think that Sabertooth is ten times better than what Fairy Tail is, and they are only a tiny guild that hasn't even been introduced this early in the manga! Then again, it's sort of odd that I know what Sabertooth is, considering that it is supposed to form during our seven-year sleep."
Wondering if it was because Lucy was on that emotional time of month, Makarov shook his head in defeat. He waved his hand, and with a magic that Hiro Mashima had never created or explained, her guild mark disappeared. "There you go, child," he said. "You are free go, even though we all do want you here."
However, Lucy had already run outside the office in tears, pushing past a concerned Levy, ignoring a confused Mirajane, and dodging Happy's shouts. She flung open the guild doors and raced towards the train station, where she boarded with a conveintly priced ticket and her luggage. Her destination: a random one, a place she didn't even know.
The town was small, surrounded by woods. As she was walking through the town, she noticed a bright light shining from the trees. Lucy quickly ran into the forest, following the glow even though she knew there was a chance it was dangerous. When she reached it, she gasped.
A large, multi-colored dragon stood in front of her, wings every color of the rainbow and more. It had gleaming amber-blue eyes that seemed to glow a green and then yellow hue. The dragon stared down at her with red eyes, blinking only once with purple orbs that seemed to reflect peace and calmness - a little odd for a dragon, but Lucy decided that it must be a very special dragon. One with many powers.
"Hello, Lucy Heartfilia," the dragon growled in a friendly manner.
Lucy gaped. "Y-you can talk? Wait, why is there a dragon here? How do you know my name?"
"I am Celeste, a powerful dragon that knows all magics in the stars. Would you like to come under my wing and learn how to become a Dragon Slayer? As long as you stay in this grove, you will not age," The dragon told her.
Lucy thought about the proposition for a long, long time. Two seconds later, she screamed, "YES!"
It was six years later. Lucy had trained, and trained, and trained. About halfway through year one of six, she went out into society one day to find news that the strongest members of the Fairy Tail guild had been destroyed at Tenrou Island. She cried for about an hour before she'd met Daisy, an adorable little pink Exceed.
However, at the end of her training, Lucy was released into the world again. Celeste told her that she could return to the grove whenever she needed or wanted to, and that Celeste would always be there.
Lucy and Daisy set off on their adventure, going through all sorts of towns and cities. At one town they stumbled across the Sabertooth Guild - one Lucy had been fangirling about ever since she and Daisy had started traveling.
"I'm going to join them! They're so strong and awesome!" Lucy cheered as she and Daisy ran/flew down the street and into the guild to see a refined, nice looking room unlike anything Lucy had ever seen before. Several heads turned, and it was Minverva Orlando who first decided to talk to the strangers.
"A girl and her pet cat," the Lady of Sabertooth drawled. "What are you two doing in our lovely guild?"
"We'd like to join!" Lucy replied, undaunted.
Minerva glared at Lucy. "You'll need to test your strength, first. Sting! Rogue!" At her command, the Twin Dragons stood up from a table.
"Fight her," Minerva hissed. "If she wins, she can join. If she loses..."
Sting and Rogue both nodded. Sting attacked with a "Roar of the White Dragon", aiming towards Lucy, who effortlessly dodged before sending an attack back of her own.
"Celestial Dragon Roar of Unleashed Rage!" Lucy screamed, a blast of rainbow colored magic aimed towards both Sting and Rogue. With a cry, both fell backwards, knocked out.
Minerva looked from the two men and to Lucy in shock. Sting and Rogue, Lucy. Sting and Rogue, Lucy. Then she grinned, thinking of the possibilities with this new power.
"You're in..."
"Lucy."
"Lucy."
For the next year, Lucy completed missions for Sabertooth along with Daisy. Others sometimes joined them on missions, but it was usually only Lucy and Daisy.
Then the Grand Magic Games came.
Lucy, Sting, Rogue, Rufus, and Orga were chosen - Minverva was out on a special mission at the time. They easily topped the competition from all of the other guilds in the first day - but the biggest shock was when Lucy was chosen to fight Flare of Raven Tail.
As Lucy stepped into the area, several Fairy Tail members gawked. "Lucy?!" Natsu cried out.
"I can't believe it! Lucy joined Sabertooth!" Happy wailed.
Lucy and Flare faced each other, both glaring at the other.
"Blondie," Flare spat.
"You're about to face the most humiliating defeat of your life, Flare," Lucy growled.
"Match...start!" the announcer shouted. Flare quickly sent out her hair, flaming, towards Lucy. However, with an icy grin, Lucy retaliated with "Crushing Fang of the Water Dragon!" Waves of water appeared from Lucy's hands, forming an arc that swept Flare and her hair away and only leaving a few ashes in her place. Flare laid KO'd on the other side of the arena.
"And in one of the quickest matches I've ever seen... Lucy of Sabertooth is the winner!" The announcer said. The crowd roared in approval for Sabertooth while the Fairy Tail guild stared in shock.
"I can't believe it... Lucy's a water Dragon Slayer now!" Natsu said.
However, throughout the games, it turned out that Lucy was also an Elemental Dragon Slayer as she swept Yuka and Toby off of their feet - literally - with waves of magma pushed by air and followed by muddy water and dirt. Then, Lucy revealed herself as a Celestial Dragon Slayer after Ichiya and the blue bunny suffered her rainbow-colored magic.
It was easy to say that Sabertooth dominated the Grand Magic Games. Months following the m were peaceful. After finding that it was boring doing nothing, Lucy decided to travel to the Fairy Tail Guild along with Daisy, and the two traveled for a while before finally being back in Magnolia.
Lucy flung open the guild doors. Daisy and Lucy entered to the normal Fairy Tail, although some members had aged.
"Hello, Fairy Tail!" Lucy yelled, quickly causing silence to the normally loud guild. Natsu ran up to her.
"Luuucy! I missed you so much!" Natsu howled. "It was so quiet and horrible without you! Why'd you leave, anyway?"
Gray, Erza, and Happy came up next. "That is what I'd like to know," Erza agreed. "Why did you leave, Lucy?" Mirajane frowned from behind the bar, remembering Lucy's last words to her about not feeling wanted.
Lucy glared. "I can't believe you four, of all people, don't know. But I didn't come to join the guild again - I came to challenge all of the Dragon Slayers to a duel!"
Gajeel, Wendy, and Laxus looked up from where they were sitting. The three stood up. "Ya wanna face us, Bunny Girl?" Gajeel growled. "Well, you're in for a beating."
Soon, Natsu, Gajeel, Wendy, Laxus, and Lucy stood out in front of the guild. Several guild members quickly came out to watch the battle. Cana started taking bets; everyone except for Mirajane voted for the Dragon Slayers, Mirajane for Lucy out of pity.
Erza stood in the front of the crowd watching them, acting as the referee. "When one side is unable to battle," she announced, glancing warily at Lucy, "Then the other wins! No cheating and no killing. The match begins... now!"
Natsu started running towards Lucy right away, fists flaming. Although he didn't want to hurt her, a battle was a battle. However, she lunged forward and punched him in the stomach, only using a little magic power to fuel the strength. Natsu fell to the ground, winded, with an "oomph!"
Then Gajeel shouted, "Roar of the Iron Dragon!" at the same time Laxus did his Lightning Dragon's Roar. Tiny metal scraps flew towards Lucy, sparked with lightning, but she blasted the magic and the magic users away with an Elemental Dragon's Roar.
The only one left was Wendy, who backed up nervously as Lucy started towards her. With one pinch on a certain spot on Wendy's neck, the youngest Dragon Slayer passed out.
There was silence.
And then, screaming in surprise. Everyone including Cana gave money to Mirajane, who was suddenly 75,000 jewels richer.
"I can't believe Lucy won!" Gray exclaimed. "Like - how'd she get all of those powers? She's a Water, an Elemental, and a Celestial Dragon Slayer! That's seriously over powered!"
"You bet I am!" Lucy replied, laughing madly. "I'm the strongest Dragon Slayer everrrrr-"
"Watcha talking about, Lucy? I'm the Dragon Slayer."
Lucy opened her eyes slowly, realizing that she was still laying in her pink bed. Once her eyes adjusted to the light, she noticed a pink blur to the right of her - and it wasn't a part of a blanket.
"Lucy Kick!"
Natsu's face met the ground as he groaned in pain. "What was that for, Lucy?!"
"That was for sleeping in my bed with me," Lucy huffed. "Stop coming in the middle of the night! It's creepy!"
"But when I came you seemed like you were having a bad dream," Natsu protested as he got to his knees, facing Lucy with his head on the bed. "Something about leaving Fairy Tail, and a daisy, and hurting Wendy of all people!"
Lucy thought about it for a moment. It had been an awfully vivid nightmare - suddenly she was back before Tartaros, before the Grand Magic Games, before Tenrou Island, when Lissana had just come back. And everyone had been...ignoring her? No, that didn't seem right. Dream Lucy didn't seem to appreciate her guild members and had just assumed that everyone would choose Lissana over her.
How ironic that Mirajane, Lissana's sister, had been one of the few that would still talk to her.
"What a strange nightmare..." Lucy whispered. She'd quit Fairy Tail, hadn't she? How irrational. And then she'd met a dragon, and became super strong. So incredibly strong, in fact, that she'd dominated the Grand Magic Games and the other Dragon Slayers.
But that wouldn't happen, would it? Lucy would never leave the guild until the day she died. Fairy Tail was her home, after all, and she saw nothing in the future that would end her life. She was living a great life, one filled with a new adventure every day.
Lucy pushed the dream out of her mind as she looked outside the window. Today was a beautiful day, after all, and would be perfect. Nothing could go wrong.