Disclaimer: I own nothing , this is purely a fanfic for enjoyment. Cross-over from various games , books, anime, manga, and movies. The familiar characters you see here belongs to their respected authors and owners.


Route A:

I was begining to get used to routine as my usual grind and before I knew it a month has passed, I haven't even looked at my stats so I decided to check.

-Int + 20, Vit +20, Str+ 20, Dex+ 20, Wis+ 20

Tree walking excercise: Stick it like spiderman «Max»

Int+ 20, Wis+ 20

Unlocked: Water walking, is the tension high enough? «lvl 1»

Int+ 3, Wis+3

Leaf Academy Kata: Generic leaf fighting style «lv 9»

Str+ 9, Vit+ 9, Dex+ 9

Learned Henge: Who needs make up «lvl 5»

-Mimic someone or something. Cost 9 mp per minute

Learned Kwarimi: Welcome to the cult of the log «Max»

-Switch places with me. Cost 20 mp (Seal less jutsu)

Learned Bunshin: Hey, clones are illegal, no they're not. «Max»

-I have a distraction, hear me Rawr!. Cost 8 mp (Seal less jutsu)

Basically I got a major boost from doing excercises, attending classes except my luck never did increase, too bad.

Anyways it was time for the genin graduation

Quest: Become a genin

Rewards: Genin headband, access to library, access to missions 5000 exp, 5000 Ryo. [ one of Basic Fuinjutsu skill book, Advance chakra excercises, Academy Kata advance ].

I watched as alot of civilian kids failed and as expected the rookie 12 passed including Naruto who was wearing a grinning face while on the sidelines Mizuki got a look of disbelief.

It was finally my turn.

"Henge!." I said as I henged into Naruto.

"I'm going to be Hokage tebayo!." I said to Iruka and Mizuki.

"All right, you got Naruto down, next the substitution." Said Iruka.

"Kawarimi." I said as I used a seal less kawarimi on a chair.

"Nice one, last but not the least is the bunshin." Said Iruka.

"Bunshin no jutsu." I said as I summoned 3 clones using a seal less hansign.

"Okay, You pass, you have surprisingly high control of your kawarimi and bunshin that you you can do them without handsign, you got extra credits for those, hmmm, my this is a surprise, you surpassed Sasuke as rookie of the year just barely, congratulations, your rookie of the year Zed." Said Iruka as he handed me my genin headband.

Quest: Become a genin

Rewards: Genin headband, access to libraryy, access to missions, 5000 exp, 5000 Ryo. [ Basic Fuinjutsu skill book. ]

level up x2

The next day, Team assignments day.

I saw everyone of the rookie twelve, a few civilians, but Mizuki was missing.

"Sensei, where is is Mizuki Sensei?."

"Mizuki was found out to be a spy and got caught stealing the scroll of forbidden seals, so he won't be attending here."

"Ohhhh." Said the students.

"Anyways I'm here to announce team placements."

"Team 1..."

"Team 2..."

"Team 3..."

"Team 4..."

"Team 5..."

"Team 6..."

"Team 7 are Naruto Uzumaki, Haruno Sakura and Zed."

"Team 8 are Inuzuka Kiba, Hinata Hyuuga and Shino Aburame."

"Team 9 is in circulation."

"Team 10 are Nara Shikamaru, Ino Yamanaka, Choji Akimichi."

"Please wait as your Jonin Instructor will pick you up." Said Iruka

"Sensei, why wasn't Sasuke called.?"

"Ahh, Sasuke's getting an apprenticeship." cough, "council reasons." This time he said in a whisper.

"Ahhhh."


Route: B

I was begining to get used to routine as my usual grind and before I knew it a month has passed, I haven't even looked at my stats so I decided to check.

-Int + 20, Vit +20, Str+ 20, Dex+ 20, Wis+ 20

Tree walking excercise: Stick it like spiderman «Max»

Int+ 20, Wis+ 20

Unlocked: Water walking, is the tension high enough? «lvl 1»

Int+ 3, Wis+3

Leaf Academy Kata: Generic leaf fighting style «lv 9»

Str+ 9, Vit+ 9, Dex+ 9

Learned Henge: Who needs make up «lvl 5»

-Mimic someone or something. Cost 9 mp per minute

Learned Kwarimi: Welcome to the cult of the log «Max»

-Switch places with me. Cost 20 mp (Seal less jutsu)

Learned Bunshin: Hey, clones are illegal, no they're not. «Max»

-I have a distraction, hear me Rawr!. Cost 8 mp (Seal less jutsu)

Basically I got a major boost from doing excercises, attending classes except my luck never did increase, too bad.

Anyways it was time for the genin graduation

Quest: Become a genin

Rewards: Genin headband, access to library, access to missions 5000 exp, 5000 Ryo. [ one of Basic Fuinjutsu skill book, Advance chakra excercises, Academy Kata advance ].

I watched as alot of civilian kids failed and as expected the rookie 12 passed including Naruto who was wearing a grinning face while on the sidelines Mizuki got a look of disbelief.

It was finally my turn.

"Henge!." I said as I henged into Naruto.

"I'm going to be Hokage tebayo!." I said to Iruka and Mizuki.

"All right, you got Naruto down, next the substitution." Said Iruka.

"Kawarimi." I said as I used a seal less kawarimi on a chair.

"Nice one, last but not the least is the bunshin." Said Iruka.

"Bunshin no jutsu." I said as I summoned messed up clones using a chakra overload.

"Honestly Zed, I was expecting that from Naruto, but not from you, I'm sad to say, that you failed." Said Iruka.

I had planned earlier that I should fail the exam and steer clear from the deadly missions, I mostly trained my body and some chakra excercises and read some Konoha history with a lot of propaganda some months prior to the genin exams

Quest failed!

Monthly stipend stopped

-The hokage is displeased with you

Hidden route discovered

Quest Unlocked: What to do if ninja see, ninja do fails?/ Why the dungeon route of course

Reward: 10,000 exp, 20,000 Ryo, skill book ID Create, skill book ID escape

Requirements: unlocked hidden route.

Quest Complete:

level up x2

«Skills learned»

ID Create (ACTIVE) : My life is a game, rpg style. «lvl 1»

-Used to create instant dungeons. Stronger instant dungeon may be created according to level

ID Escape (ACTIVE) : Get out of dodge. «lvl 1»

- Used to escape instant dungeons.

Staring at my new situation, I probably have 3 months supply of money, I headed to the civilian library and looked up the civilian business section. I studied the business section and other things that were helpful as an alternative to the ninja life or I could milk the the rpg life later.

«Skills learned»

Barter: wanna exchange this for that? «lvl 1»

Trading: Transaction Complete «lvl 1»

Haggling: I'll talk your price down «lvl 1»

"Hello what's this doing in the civilian section?." I said as I picked up a book.

"Do you want to learn skill book, basic fuinjutsu?. Yes/No?."

"Yes." I said as the book crumpled to dust.

Fuinjutsu: I can seal your ass «lvl 1»

«Unlocked seals»

Storage seals: got any booze in there? «lvl 1»

Explosive tags: Boom baby boom. «lvl 1»

"Well, this is most certainly useful, wait, don't I have an inventory already?."

"Inventory" I said, and sure there it was appearing in my screen.

"Hehehehe, now we are talking, time for grinding." I said as I went to an abandoned training ground.

"ID Create!." I said as a dome appeared above me as if transporting me to a different dimension.

I saw a lot of green goey substance that turned out to be slimes.

I quickly went to work and went to a nearby slime and punched it, unfortunately my hand went through the gellatinous substance dealing no damage. I looked at it closely, I didn't expect to gain a skill though

A skill has been generated though the players actions.

Observe: Show me your secrets «lvl 1»

-allows to discern the properties of an object, higher level will gain more information, Mp: 0 cost.

"Observe!."

Slime

-lowest monsters you will encounter, Strong against physical attacks.

"Well, let's get to it then." I said as I used my sharp kunai this time.

Oh it took some time but it paid off, I had gotten a sharp dagger from the drops and some leather vest. I continued doing this for 3 hours and here's what I got

Dagger x 12

Sharp Dagger 7

Leather Vest x 5

Green slime ectoplasm x 50

small hp potions x 10.

I mostly know the daggers and vest are so I observe the hp potions and the green slime ectoplasm

Small Hp potions

-Heals 50 hp, tastes like strawberry.

Green Slime ectoplasm

-What is this goey stuff?, perfect for making potions, lubricant applications?, kinky in the bedroom?.

"What?." I said as I stared at the screen.

Observe now level 3.


«Status»

Name: Zed

Proffesion: The Gamer

Tittle: Lunatic

Level: 5

Hp: 540

Mp: 800

Str - 49

Vit - 54

Dex - 64

Int - 80

Wis - 80

Luk - 10

Fame- 50

Infamy- 0

Unused points: 20

Perks Points: 0

Money: 40,000 Ryo

«Skills»

Gamers mind (PASSIVE) «LVL. (Max)»

Gamers body (PASSIVE) «Lv. (Max)»

Learned Henge: Who needs make up «lvl 5»

Learned Kwarimi: Welcome to the cult of the log «Max»

Learned Bunshin: Hey, clones are illegal, no they're not. «Max»

Leaf Academy Kata: Generic leaf fighting style «lv 9»

Leaf Sticking learned: Stick it like a tape, I'm so Impressed. «Max»

Tree walking excercise: Stick it like spiderman «Max»

Unlocked: Water walking, is the tension high enough? «lvl 1»

Barter: wanna exchange this for that? «lvl 1»

Trading: Transaction Complete «lvl 1»

Haggling: I'll talk your price down «lvl 1»

ID Create (ACTIVE) : My life is a game, rpg style. «lvl 1»

ID Escape (ACTIVE) : Get out of dodge. «lvl 1»

Observe: Show me your secrets «lvl 3»


An: Personally I prefer route B.