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Route B selected:

I was baffled while I stared at the green fort substance, who knew it has that type of usefulness, so there's only one thing to do.

What?, sell it out for money?, heaven's no, I gotta test it myself first, so I made back home and applied the gelatinous substance on my privates, and man it was good, I moaned in pleasure as I was 'whacking it' as I would put it. It gave a whole new meaning of a whole new kind of kinky and jelly goodness, it's even good for the skin as I feel my privates sing in praises the next day.

"What should I do today?, hole up in my room again and 'whack it off again?', nahh, musn't fall for temptations to often. As my mind wondered the use of the green slime ectoplasms, esoteric uses, I found myself in the red light district.

Shady Joe's Shop. (Sex Shop)

As I walked to the valley of death, nope wrong line, as I walked to the journey of adulthood goodies, the baffled owner eyed me wearily.

"So kid, some dared you to come in here right?." The owner said musely.

"Yes, hey mister can you test my home made product for me?." I said as I put 5 vials of green slime ectoolasm.

"What's this?." The owner eyed the items carefully.

"Yes, it's a lube, for you know, the privates and what not, I tested it myself and I couldn't get enough of it, it has lots of uses for foreplay and all the kinky goodness, I was hoping you might be willing to by some stock from me if it pans out, and trust me it will, I will be back a few days and sell my wares, why don't you test one out for yourself, tooodles my good man." I said as I left the shop leaving a baffled owner with 5 vial samples of the green slime ectoplasm.

"Did the kid just offer me a means to pleasure myself?, that's just wrong, no Joe, the kid merely offered to sell product, a super lubricant the kid boasts, we'll see about that." Said Joe as he put up the close sign in his shop, it was too early anyways and decided to try the kids product.

A manly moan could be heard across the red light district which was odd because only the girls from the brothels can you usually hear that kind of moaning. Curius villagers drawn to the mysterious sound came to a closed sex shop which had garnered a line.

"What's the owner using if he's having this much pleasure? weed?, I gotta have some of that." Were the thoughts of such perverted individuals in the line.

Meanwhile, Zed was also pleasuring himself, the stuff was addicting like that episode on American Dad where the lube was so satisfying that the main character got crazy over it, if he did so himself. It was just a good substitute as sex if you can believe that, truly the stuff is the work of Gods.

The next day, Zed decided to hunt some green slimes but it seems the slimes are orange this time. Zed wondered on what the effects of an orange slime ectoplasm would be like, so with a perverted giggle, he hunted them like a man on a mission.

True enough, Zed had gathered another batch of slimes for him to try later on and it was even better than the green slime. He gathered that since the Orange slime was a higher level than the green one, so should the effect be equivalently higher to standards which he delightedly applied on his his anticipating crotch. He almost forgot the trouble he was now in, almost, but he was ever so determined to survive the shinobi world, it was kinda hard for him to be convincing when he was moaning in pleasure, but no-one needed to know that.

Rumors eventually started spreading on a miracle viagra on the red light district rumored to satisfy men and women to the very few who had sampled the product was highly singing praises of it and was reassured that more of the stuff was coming in.

Zed walked to the store, he noticed that it had a long line of window shoppers waiting for some product outside of the shop, but he ignored them as today was the day for business talk. It was an odd sight to see a kid walking to the store that the people were baffled as to why a kid would go to that kind of store.

Shady Joe's Shop. (Sex Shop)

"Welcome."

"Yo."

"Ohhh it's you, did you get more of the stuff?."

"Are you interested in purchusing them?."

"10k ryo a pop."

"50 ryo a pop." Zed countered.

"20k ryo a pop."

"40k ryo."

"30k ryo."

"Deal."

Without question Zed unsealed a storage scroll containing 50 tubes of green slime and got paid 1.5m ryo.

"Pleasure doing business with you and oh here's a sample of my new batch, a higher grade than the green for you to test, I might bring a stronger batch next time to negotiate the price." I said as I handed him 5 Orange vials of Orange slime ectoplasm.

One couldn't help but see the perverted grin of Joe as he was getting free samples and much better than the last.

"Jackpot." was his thought before going to his own inner world.

Zed couldn't help but be proud of his new business venture, he even now has level 5 barter, trading, and haggling respectively.

He really couldn't contain himself so he headed to the closest brothel to further test the applications of said New improved slime ectoplasm and loose his virginity, again.

Overall it was a very very good day.