"Erwin!"
Looking up from his file, he sees his wife with that mischievous grin of hers and thinks something bad is about to happen. "Yes, Hanji?"
"I just thought of a brilliant idea for your Halloween costume this year. And the best part is, you don't have to dress up."
"Ok, I'm listening." He place the files one side and gives her his attention; he knows how much she's into the festive season and he doesn't want to rob her of the fun. The best part, for now, is that he doesn't have to dress up.
As much as he'd like to join in the fun, his work schedule gets quite hectic more often than not. There are a few times where he has to join her halfway or skip the entire thing.
"All you have to do, is this!"
She shoves the magazine under his nose and this is an article about threading, a method to shape your eyebrows using a thread, clean results and long-lasting, even the upper-lips is do-able, and an outright, "No," from his lips.
Hanji pouts at his answer. "Why not? Just imagine making Levi shit in his pants when he sees you with thin eyebrows."
Erwin facepalms at this. "So this is your plan to scare our friends."
Seeing the face-splitting grin on her face, it's all the answer he needs.