So we tried to talk to benezia or some shit on Noveria, but she was a cunt so we killed her. Obvi. Now Liara has a drinking problem, and is all sorts of fucked up. With that (keep in mind we're wasted) here's the third chapter.

I've had everything detachable on the normandy up my sphincter by this point, I'm longing for that which i truly desire. While pushing Joker's break handle up my anus, there was a call to calibrate the door frames of the Normandy. I saw my opportunity. Dressing in only a french maids outfit and tool belt, I slowly descend to wrex's cabin via stripper pole. While peering through his doorframe, shepard enters from an air vent with Liara who's white girl wasted but ratchet as hell. "Girl! you got sumptin for my Gina?!"

Shepard slaps Liara in the mouth.

"Get off my dick! I fuck you once and you all over me like Joker in a wheel chair!"

Liara is bleeding from her nose and mouth.

Shepard turns to me after keeping her pimp hand strong. She looks me over. Opens her mouth to say something about my attire, then at the last minute decides to hit liar in the left tit. she continues to hit liara's tits and they begin to bounce around the room.

I look at wrex's erection and feet. I feel my turianhood stan at attention.

I can't stand it any longer. My burning desire for wrex. The stockings on my thighs are getting so tight. I'm losing feeling in my feet. I need to feel his thick scaly prong in my clammy blue ass hole. Ghost riding the whip of Kaiden's retarded sphincter isn't enough. I need the real deal. I thirst for him, Wrex. I pounce on him like a fat kid on a big mac. He tries to fight me off, but god damn I love that S and M. I pull a rag from my tool belt dowsed in chloriphorm. No response… that means yes. I slip his half chub in me, fits like a glove.

"Neeeeeefffuuuu huff AAAAAAHHHH! eh?!" I scream the ritualistic tribal climax of my people while throwing both of my legs over my head and start spinning like a helicopter around his throbbing dick.

When I stopped my 18th cycle, I placed my foot in his open mouth and started playing with his balls. There's so many of them. Did you know that Krogen have 4 testicles?!

Anyway, after thoroughly counting his bountiful scrotum, I noticed Wrex coming to… and I'm not talking about his gorgeous cock. I quickly slide off of him, the sound of shepard motor boating Liara behind me. I slowly turn around, letting out a smooth queef between my butt cheeks as I turn to my captain and her jail bait. Liara was so hammered she was pretending she was a boat. Shepard instantly stopped, mouth full of tithes, eyes locked on mine and wrex. Liara blacked out and fell to the floor mid verse of row row row you boat. Shepard looked at liar and then to me.

"I'm the fucking captain, and it's high time we get some poon." With that, shepard throws half-naked LIara over her back and walks away, Liara's tits swinging with every step. Wrex starts to wake up. He sits up holding his head in his hands, I can see one of my toenails hanging onto his lower lip. It makes my tip drip. I quickly tried to zip my pants over my 6 inch wide dick. It looked like I was smuggling a stack of tuna cans down there.

"Garrus, what are you doing in my quarters?"

"Well, Uh you see…" I stammered while I felt my pants quickly getting drenched. I was so excited, so terrified. I started pissing myself.

"I thought this was the toilet room, toilet bath, the place where pee happens…uh…" I stammered broken sentences while thinking of the sexiest way to walk out. To leave Wrex with a good impression. I decided to get on my hands and knees and tweak my way back out of his door, making sure to look him dead in the eyes until he no longer could see my pulsating anus.