Sehai Kun
"Sehai Kun, Sehai Kun!"
"What's the matter Bastion Kun?"
"Jaden Yuki and pretty much everyone is always a better duelist than I am and I'm supposed to be a genius and the main rival on the show and now I'm ignored" he broke out in tears.
"You're so hopeless Bastion Kun" a knife was dropped into the ground "popularity creation kit!"
"Eh?"
"You'll be the most popular character if you're the only character."