Sehai Kun
"Sehai Kun, Sehai Kun!"
"What the matter Harry Kun?"
"Fanfiction! All these damn Yaoi fan girls keep pairing me up with Draco of all people and that's not even mentioning how sore my butt and throat are, do something about it! I can't take it anymore!"
"You're so hopeless Harry Kun" a knife was dropped into the floor "bad pairing dispeller!"
"Eh?"
"Go show those fan girls how straight edged you are."
"Ah I see" Harry picked up the knife "time to go dark on them."