Sehai Kun
"Sehai Kun, Sehai Kun!"
"What's the matter Red Shirt Kun?"
"My friends and I keep dying on every episode we're in! I just know I'm gonna be next, please do something!"
"You're so hopeless Red Shirt Kun" a knife was dropped into the floor "destined death avoider!"
"Eh?"
"Kill one of the main characters and steal his plot armor."