Hello everyone! How have you all been? I've been good. Sorry if the story is moving too fast for you all. I'm going to start using some of the ideas Mika and I came up with. Thanks for all the great reviews guys! Enjoy bros.
Chapter 7: Owl's and Italian's
It was 6 in the morning and Romano, London and the other boys in the dorm were woken up by Ron's snoring. For the rest of the boys they were used to the sound so they knew how Romano felt. Seeing that he wouldn't get anymore sleep, Romano got into another one of his suits and headed down with London to get to the great hall for breakfast. There they met with Scotland and England who had always been early risers (except from when they got drunk the night before). After a few minutes of talking they went to their separate tables and started to eat and talk to the people already there. Romano and London had been debating how they could get America to believe magic existed when Ron and Hermione sat down across from them.
"Hey mate, why didn't you wake me up? I was almost late for post. Why are you talking to the Death Eater? Go away dude, no one wants to be around you." Ron said, giving Romano the death glare. He was shoving food into his mouth, even America had better manners than him and everyone knew his habits.
"Shut up. I can speak to whoever I want and Roma isn't a Death Eater. We were all woken up by you as usual so we couldn't get you up even if we tried." London replied tiredly. He didn't want to be dealing with the annoying boy even though he could leave at any time. He was only being held here by Dumbledore and a fake prophesy that he had definitely made up. He was even being tracked because of the stupid minister who couldn't even recognise his own capital city. Some humans were really near sited these days.
"Harry, we know that but you know you shouldn't say that to your friends. I thought his name was Lovino?"Hermione scolded. She then turned to Romano and saw that he was still wearing a suit. "And you should be wearing a school uniform! Why aren't you wearing it, we'll lose points if you don't get into it."
"It's coming today in the post. It was over in Italy until now so I couldn't wear it. Harry was just calling me by my nickname, Romano. We have been friends for a while so don't get the wrong idea, bastardo." Romano said and turned back to his breakfast. Hermione looked as though she was going to say something but was stopped by the post. The owls were flying everywhere, giving letters to their receivers. Scotland and England got some stuff from the other countries by the looks of the Prussian Eagle that was perched on England's shoulder. England was stroking the bird and giving it some bacon from his plate.
A bald eagle flew over to London and Romano with a parcel and landed on London's offered arm. He was given a hamburger by London who had kept it for the bird when he heard America talking about how he would be sending letters through Free. He had mentioned that the bird only ate hamburgers so London had made sure to take one for when the bird came. Once it was finished, Free nuzzled London and took off. He didn't miss the many looks that he got from the others in the hall.
Romano was eyeing the box warily. London looked at what was making him so wary. There was an array on the side which was glowing slightly. "Don't worry Roma; it's just one of Lukas' magic seals to stop it from being opened to anyone other than our group. You know how he can be." London said and Romano relaxed slightly. They opened the box and on top were Romano's robes. It seems that they were sent to his brother and they were added to the package. Also included in the package were hamburgers from America, spell books from Romania and Norway, a gun from Switzerland with extra bullets, pasta ingredients from Italy and beer from the Bad Touch Trio.
"Let's leave the stuff in here for now; it has a non-perishable charm anyway so I guess the burgers are for Free. Could you take it up with you Roma?" London asked and Romano agreed. With that he went up to get changed.
"Who sent you the box mate? Why was the Death Eater's robes in their?" Ron asked. Some food had dropped out of his mouth earlier and so he had food down the front of his robes.
"The box was from some friends that know Roma and I as we all work together. The bird was Alfred's. He's sort of an older brother to me." London said.
"Stop telling lies and grow up. We want the truth and not some lie about you and your 'other friends'. You don't have any other friends besides us." Hermione said in her usual bossy tone. She was in her 'I know everything' mode.
"If you can't accept the truth then leave me alone. You two only see my fame and not me. Roma is my friend and if you can't accept that, tough." Harry said and got his and Romano's timetable from the Head of House. After that he left to find Romano and go to class.
London caught Romano leaving Gryffindor tower and they left for History of Magic. He told him about the conversation he had with Ron and Hermione and Romano congratulated him on doing what he did. London felt very happy when he heard Romano congratulate him. The bell chose to ring then and they hurried to class.
They sat together in class and continued their discussion about how to convince America that magic was real. They were interrupted a few times by the two attention seekers but they eventually gave up, thinking that London would come crawling back to them.
After that they went to potions where Romano and London created a near perfect potion and managed to not lose any points. They even managed to stop a few explosions from Neville's cauldron with advice when he was about to mess up. They left class with a 10" essay on why potions are important in a carrier. London and Romano already had half of it done due to finishing the potion early.
Last class they had was Defence Against the Dark Arts. The pair was wary of the teacher ever since her opening speech. When they entered the class they sat together in the back of the class so they weren't overpowered with the pink that was the teacher. They remembered England's comment that she was more of a frog than France, and that was only in looks! They started class with the class aims and eventually they had to read the textbook. The whole thing was a waste of time so they didn't hesitate to add their opinion.
"Well professor I have to say that that you don't know much of the world. If you had seen the wars that the muggles have had like the American Revolution, you would know that life isn't all sunshine and daisies. Voldemort is still a threat to the world so I suggest you get your act together and actually teach something useful. Theory is good but we need to practice the spells to defend ourselves." London shouted at the professor and a few students actually agreed with him, even if they didn't know what he meant by the American Revolution.
"Detention, Mr Potter. We are perfectly safe here. There is no such thing as He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named being back. With enough study of the theory of spells, one will be able to do then with ease when the time comes. Now, come and take this to your head of house." London was seething with anger. She couldn't see what was in front of her but instead chose to see what the ministry was showing everyone.
Before he reached the toad, Romano decided to put her in her place. He had drawn his gun and shot the wall beside her head and it was so close that she could feel the bullet pass by her cheek. She screamed and dropped to the floor but quickly got up to see who had shot at her. "No danger? What if that was a Death Eater? You would have been dead and so would we if it was so. Watch what you say about war to me. I've seen war and it's not as easy as you make it out to be, testa di cazzo." Romano said and everyone believed him. He went down to the teacher and silently received his detention slip while the teacher was shouting threats at him. The pair left and started laughing as they made their way towards professor McGonagall's office. Once they reached the door they knocked and entered when they were told to go in.
They had a large discussion involving their actions and Romano's gun. In the end they got away with the gun but had detention for a week starting tomorrow. That meant that London was missing Quiddich trials but he didn't care much anyway. When they left the office it was almost dinner time so they made their way to the great hall. Most of the students were already there when they arrived so they just went over to their table and sat down. A few congratulated the pair on showing up the toad that Romano had delightfully dubbed Umbitch. Their actions were spreading like wildfire and many were laughing about the way Umbitch reacted when the bullet was shot at her. A few people had to be told what he had fired.
Suddenly a blue and brown blur came and hid behind London. Everyone turned to look at the Italian who looked similar to Romano and was talking so fast that they couldn't understand what he was saying. London calmed Italy down enough so that he could hear what he was saying.
"Ve~ hello London! I'm glad you and Romano are here. Ludwig was angry at me because I skipped training and so I ran to this big castle to hide. This must be the school you two were talking about. Do they serve pasta?" Italy said.
"They don't serve pasta idiota! Shouldn't you be in Italy or at potato bastard's house? Go away." Romano said and Italy gave him a hug to try and calm his brother down. It was a very amusing exchange and it got better when Italy caught sight of England and Scotland up at the teachers table. He ran up and started talking to them.
"Hello England! Hello Scotland! How are you two? The World Meeting's have been crazy and America has been going on about how that now you're gone he can start setting up more McDonald's at your place!" Many were questioning why the Italian was calling the new professor's by country names but didn't have time to ask before a tall German burst into the great hall.
"Italy! You are supposed to be back home and training with me and Japan. We do not have time to practice retreats." He shouted and Italy who now hid behind Scotland. Germany sighed and went to get the Italian. He then apologized to Dumbledore for the commotion and went over to London and Romano.
"Hello Germany. Don't worry about Italy; he just confused most of the others here in the room. Did you get the plan finished?" London asked. He had been wondering about the revenge with the Dursley's and Dumbledore for a while now.
"Yes we did. We will send you the paper tomorrow. The others had a bit of fun with the whole scandal part. I should get going now though. Bye." Germany said and left the great hall. Everyone could hear Italy's goodbye which sent everyone into fits of laughter.
"Bye everyone and toad lady! Pink is the worst colour on you, It should be green!"
So that's that chapter. HAPPY PANCAKE DAY! Sorry if it's too fast, I've never read the 5th year book so I'm going by what I know from other fan fictions. I'll try to get a copy soon. Next time we have class with Scotland and England plus DETENTION! See you then bros. *brofist*