Thank you all for the wonderful reviews! I'm glad you all liked Italy 'cause I actually looked up on how to do his character right. Believe me, I NEVER study, even for important tests. Love you bros and I'll try and make a chapter for Valentines. Enjoy!
Chapter 8: Nessie Attack!
Scotland woke up early again in his dorm. He and his brothers had been taught at an early age in the means of war so they had gotten used to the early wake up. He got into his military uniform and picked up an old summoning book that he had brought to Hogwarts with him.
After he met up with England and the two went down to breakfast. He was glad that the cooking wasn't like his brothers but more like his nephew London's. The food was great and maybe he would get London to go to the kitchens and show the house elves how to cook a Burns supper for Burns night.
When the owl post came they were surprised to see Gilbird carrying the Daily Record. They quickly untied the heavy load from the little bird and gave it some sausage that Gilbert mentioned the bird ate. England was stroking the bird and giving it a letter to send back to Prussia telling him when the first Hogsmade trip was. Scotland could see how the albino liked his brother who was starting to like him back. Looks like he would have to warn the Prussian about what would happen if he broke his little brother's heart.
England was reading the paper when he started laughing. Quite a few children were wondering what was so funny. When the younger nation was done he handed the paper to his brother who started smirking at what their colleagues had done to the Dursley's. The paper said: 'Worldwide Thief's Found By Police"
Scotland continued reading the article that was short. 'Family of 3 were found last night with multiple stolen goods that had been taken from different places all over the world. The police got a mysterious tipoff which included address and a number of the items stolen.' The article then went on about how the neighbours had seen the family carry in many different game consoles and TV's at all times of the day. They were wanted by a few organizations across the world and they were still pleading guilty. When he was done he gave the paper to London and Romano, showing them the article. Scotland had a feeling that some of the organizations were Romano's contacts with the mafia who were in the plan.
London and Romano were having a pretty eventful day. They had been woken up again by the pig's snoring so they decided to drop a bucket on his head, once they left the room of course. Then they had read what the other nation's had done to his 'family' and Romano had even started to laugh a bit. A few of the people who had heard the conversation were asking the two why the Italian had known them and the two teachers. They just replied that it would be explained soon.
Today they were going to be having the Kirkland brothers' class so it would be eventful. First however, they had the toad and Divination to get through.
They had the toad first who had a memorable entrance. She was wearing puke green clothes with a lily pad stuck onto her head. The class was laughing at the colour the witch was wearing after hearing Italy's comment. A few even commented on her appearance, saying that she suited it and should wear it more often. The class was then quickly calmed down and they went to reading their books. The pair just hid behind their books and started texting the other nations on cell phones that Norway had put an array on that would make them run off magic and pick up a signal from anywhere in the world.
They then went from one time wasting class to the next. In Divination they had to start a dream journal which they were to record their dreams in. They just spent that class coming up with fake dreams and doing the rest of the potions essay that was due for the next day.
Finally they had Care of Magical Creatures which was a double period. The two were looking forward to this class, wondering who was going to go first. They reached Hagrids log cabin to see the two smirking like back in the pirate days. It was the no mess look that people obeyed instantly. They waited a few more minutes to begin. Surprisingly the headmaster turned up along with Umbitch to see what the new professors were like.
"Alright ye load a munchkins, were going over tae the lake too meet an auld friend a mine." Said Scotland and led them all over to the lake. England had already drawn a summoning circle on the ground that Scotland wanted to use to scare the little kiddies. He began the summoning that used old magic that many had forgotten. The circle soon began glowing and from somewhere the Jaws soundtrack started playing. Dumbledore started to run when he saw that he couldn't stand up to the enormous creature that wanted to attack him. Umbitch was following close behind him and they entered the castle. The students were all staring in shock at the beast that had been summoned by their teacher but London, Romano, England and Scotland were on the ground laughing. London stood up slowly and yelled out the beast's name.
"NESSIE!" He shouted and the beast went towards him. A few students ran when they saw Nessie approaching them. The sea creature stopped in front of London and started licking his face. Scotland went up to the creature and it began to shrink until it could fit in the Scot's shoulder.
"This is the Loch Ness Monster or Nessie for short. She is indeed a magical creature and is my friend." Scotland said and was going to say more but a terrified Draco interrupted.
"Yea right a muggle like you could be friends with a creature that doesn't even show itself to others. I bet it's a scardy cat that keeps running back to its mother whenever someone comes near it. I'm going to be speaking to my father about this. To think that Dumbledore is now hiring muggles because he's so desperate." He said. Scotland looked murderous but England held him back.
"We are not muggles but we are not wizards either. We have been here since the first people actually started living on the land. There are roughly 200 of us around the world. Since you probably want to learn about us we can do that topic right now in fact." England said and conjured a huge black board. He started wrighting the names of the countries of the UK and then wrote their human names beside the respective country.
"In this world, each country has its own personification. We all look human but what affects the land, affects us. I myself am England and my brother here is Scotland. We have two other brothers who are Patrick and Lewis. We make up the UK but normally I am the one who goes to the world meetings. I also have a son, Harry, who represents London but you all know him as Harry Potter." Everyone gasped and turned around to face the capital who had been sitting down beside Romano.
"Now we will do a little activity. See if you can guess what country Romano is. 10 house points to the person who guesses correctly." There was a load of hands with many suggestions but surprisingly Blaze got it right.
"10 points to Slytherin. Romano is the personification of South Italy and his brother who you all saw yesterday was North Italy but he is the one known as Italy. The tall blond you saw was Germany and the bald eagle you all saw yesterday was from Alfred who is America." England said. London got a call from the others and answered it.
"Dude! Can you give the phone to England right now? We want to speak to him." A hyper voice shouted over the line and London quickly gave the phone to England.
"Hello America. Yes we are in class you bloody twit! That does not mean that you can just call me during a bloody world meeting. Give the phone to Germany, something came up. NO YOU BLOODY WANKER I DIDN'T GET KIDNAPPED BY SOME BLOODY ALIEN'S!" England said with breaks where the American was obviously talking. Many students were confused with what the man was doing and somewhere wondering how the cell phone was even working. Finally England hung up and handed the phone back to London.
"It looks like some of the others want to meet you all and tell you a bit about themselves. Class dismissed." He said and walked away. Everyone rushed to the great hall to eat and talk about the new things they had learned. At the back of the cluster of students, two spies for the old bastard were glaring at their charge that was slipping out of their grasp.
Hello everyone! I'm going to do a Hogsmade chapter next but I desperately need your opinion on who should go to the lessons. Sorry at the strangeness of the chapter but didn't know what to do. DON'T KILL ME! *brofist*