I'm back again guys. Sorry it's been a while but I'm doing a request for my great friend Emma and have been doing an AWESOME Italy impression. Yea so it's been hectic and with the concert and school trip coming up then it won't get any easier. Enjoy!

Chapter 11: Bad Touch Trio Troubles

It had been a few weeks since Italy's visit and the lessons had been exciting at the least. London and Romano had been getting along well in their relationship. They wanted to keep their relationship silent but still shared moments in the early moments when no one else was awake and in the unused classrooms dotted around the school.

England's relationship with Prussia was a bit harder as they were unable to meet regularly but sent messages to each other every day and called regularly. It was certain that they would be catching up whenever the Prussian came over. Scotland seemed to have approved of the albino being in a relationship with his little brother. He may not show it but Scotland was very protective of his brothers despite their bloody past. The Scot had made sure that his brother's heart wouldn't be broken by another; he was their first-hand to see England's heartbreak during the American Revolution. He didn't want to see his brother like that ever again.

London had approved of Prussia dating his father. He knew that he would never betray the ones he loved. Some of the many examples would be Germany and Hungary. Plus he enjoyed the prank wars that the two had participated in together. He would have to get him to help with a particularly awesome prank that only the king of awesome could help him with.

The detentions that London and Romano had to attend the first week had been horrible and had left their hands in a mess. If they were human then they would have been scarred for life, so they were glad of their near immortal status. It was funny seeing her face when she saw the back of their hands and the scars had fully healed.

The students had enjoyed the new creatures that they had the chance to study in Care of Magical Creatures. The students had enjoyed the variety that they had been given and had been begging the teachers to get another speaker so they could learn about some more creatures that live in different countries around the globe. London wondered what a lesson with Russia would be like. England could summon him through that demon summoning ritual. It would be funny to see the others expressions when he came up from the ground.

Lessons had been annoying as the pace was slowed by the others laziness and unwillingness to work. They had taken to gain extra tutoring after lessons ended with some of the other teachers. Snape had been mildly amused when he learned of how the Golden Boy wasn't so golden after all. He had taken to turning a blind eye to their pranks on the headmaster and Umbitch as long as they turned up every Friday for extra Advanced Potions.

In extra Charms Romano had taken to teaching Flitwick some Italian charms and found that the dwarf sized teacher loved the pasta that his brother had made. This made Romano ask his brother for some of their pasta recipes. Needless to say that Flitwick was very grateful for the new recipes. He made sure to teach them how to properly duel to pay them back for what they had taught him.

In Transfiguration McGonagall taught them how to produce an animangus form and how to transform. London was a pure white unicorn with a golden horn and hooves. He looked exactly like the one on the UK crest. Scotland had been laughing his head off since the unicorn represented him. London had sent his patronus after him to shut him up.

Romano was a black unicorn with silver horn and Hooves. When the two were together they were perfect. It was like the moon and stars in the night sky, truly beautiful.

They decided to skip Divination and Defence Against the Dark Arts as they were a lot of bogus. In Divination the bat of a teacher had predicted that he would die in a sword fight at the hand of an army of red cloaked men. London just laughed. She was talking of the old times when England was the British Empire and the pair were sparring in one of the army training grounds. That was when they had finally become friends and he had invited Romano to train with him.

When the new captain of the Quiddich team, Angela, found out that London couldn't make the trials, she was furious. London had tried to convince Umbitch to let him go to the trials and do the detention another night. Unfortunately she wouldn't budge and enjoyed his frustrations.

It was about a week after the detentions when the incident happened. They had been playing their first Quiddich game against Slytherin and won when London had caught the snitch. After the game Malfoy had been bitter and started insulting the Twins and London's parents. The trio had jumped him in a fit of rage. London was born from Mother Earth and was brought up by his father England who always took care of him.

Umbitch had used the moment to her advantage and banned them for life from playing Quiddich. London was actually glad that he didn't have to practice anymore and had more time with Romano. Angela had been almost as scary as Russia or Belarus when that had happened. Luckily London had managed to get her to move her anger towards the toad so they could talk to England and Scotland about the events. They seemed amused by my feelings on the situation but were still going to punish her for her actions.

London and Romano had just gotten out of Charms where they were practicing how to animate more human like objects. They had been given a miniature suit of armour like the ones lining the halls. London and Romano had made the suits dance a deadly dance with their swords and had even given them some pirate uniforms. They had drawn the attention of the whole class and they had a little betting pool to see who would win. In the end London won as he had been an actual pirate and was his father's right hand man on many voyages. They had won points for Gryffindor and were to be the demonstrators so that the other students could watch the charm being performed. They were now on their way to Care of Magical Creatures to see who the next representative was.

When they reached the lake, they were met with the sight of the Bad Touch Trio. England and Prussia were fighting France while Spain was laughing with some of the other students who had already arrived. When the whole situation was under control, France was sulking at the side while all the other nations were laughing silently at the way he was holding his vital regions.

"Well today we have for you all a group of nations that are known as the Bad Touch Trio. We have Prussia, the albino with the bird, Spain, the cheerful idiot of the group with the tomato and France, the pervert moaning in pain in the corner. Please stay away from that guy if you don't want to be molested." England said in a bossy tone to make the students understand.

Spain went first as France was… busy and Prussia was talking to England. He told the students about the weather, buildings, wildlife and especially the Dragons that lived near his house. Spain surprised them all when he told them he was a dragon tamer and kept them as pets. France had finally recovered and told them about his country once Spain had finished. Many girls and a few boys were falling for the Frenchman. Luckily Scotland was there to stop his old friend before he was hit in the face by an angry Englishman. Prussia was last and he told the students about his old country and how it's now dissolved. They all received many questions, but England had to tell them not to bringing one of Spain's dragons over. They could borrow Wales' if the need arises.

During dinner, London and Prussia were strangely absent. No one noticed the two figures in question creeping along the support beams like ninja's, carrying buckets of paint and some empty water balloons. When the pair was in position, they got the paint into the balloons using some funnels and a bit of magic. They then secured the balloons and floated them above each person in the great hall. They silently counted to three and cancelled the charm that held the balloons in the air.

Slythern's all got red and yellow paint and one or two had 'Gryffindor Rules' on their backs. Hufflepuff's looked like a forest with their greens and browns. Ravenclaw's were covered in black and grey paints to make them all look old. Gryffindor's were wearing silver paint with glitter mixed in so they looked like a bunch of sparkly vampires. The teachers all had different costumes on as the paint was charmed to change a person to temporarily look like whatever the caster wanted. Minerva looked like the Wicked Witch of the West, Umbitch looked like a toad and was making strange noises, Flitwick was like a goblin at the Gringotts bank, Sprout was a huge mandrake, the Divination professor looked like a bat, Snape looked like a slug and Dumbledore looked like a barrel (Say in the review bit if you know where I got the barrel from).The nations were also covered in paint so they resembled their flag. Prussia and London entered the crowd during the confusion with their own paint so as not to be suspicious.

Once dinner was over and the nations had stopped laughing about the prank, they all left for bed so that the Bad Touch Trio could leave in the morning.

Well bros I hope you all enjoyed that there. Sorry it's been so long, school and sickness were killer. I'll be faster next time and if you know where the barrel thing is from them remember to say it in the review bit. Love you all guys, BYE! *brofist*