I DON'T OWN ANYTHING!

Crash walks out his door and opens his garage door. He goes to the key wall and grabs his key for the yellow horde he won at the motorworld amusement park. He hops in, puts the key in, and turns on the ignition. "lets do this." Crash says to himself. He cuts on the radio and scream and shout by Will. I. AM and Britney spears was playing. He drove for a good 15 minutes before he reached his destination, THE FUNKY WUMPA. He walks in and he makes his way to bar. " One beer please." Crash says to the bartender. " Hey crash!" the bartender says excitedly. "Hey man." Crash replied. The bartender began to speak but crash zoned out as he turned around and there he saw her grinding on another man, looking more beautiful than he can remember.