"BBBWWWWAAARRRRGGGG! THIS BABY WON'T STOP CRYING!" Yells Bowser
"It may be be that BJ is just bored. Try giving it a toy to play with" says boom boom.
Later...
"Hey BJ, I got you a present!" Says Bowser to BJ, holding something behind his back.
Bowser Junior stopped crying. "A P-Present? For me?" he said
"Thats right BJ! A present!" Says Bowser.
He reveals the thing behind his back to BJ.
"It's a clown car. You'll have lots of fun in this thing."
Bowser Jr. looks at it for a couple seconds, then walks over to Bowser and hugs him
"I wuv you datty" says BJ.
"Hehehehehahahhahahaha! Puuuuuutttttt ttttthhhhhaaaatttt bbbbbbrrrrruuuussssshhhh ddddooooowwwwnnnnnn!"
"Sorry datty!"
Later... again...
Bowser is trying to cook dinner. "I can't believe I have to cook dinner today. I shouldn't have to do thi-"
BJ zooms by the kitchen with his clown car and accidentally hits bowser, causing Bowser to fly head-first into the pan full of cold chili.
"BBBAAAHHHH! I KNEW THAT CLOWN CAR WAS A BIG MISTAKE! eeerrggghhh... oh shoot! BOOM BOOM! MY HEADS STUCK IN THE PAN!"
boom boom rushes in. "How did you get your head stuck in the pan?"
"THAT STUPID CLOWN CAR, THAT"S WHAT!"
"there goes our dinner..."
"JUST SHUT UP AND GIVE ME A CROWBAR!"