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Why Me God? Why?


You were currently sulking in your chair, silently wishing that the lower you went, the faster you would get out of this place. People made you uneasy, and it was 90% of the reason you didn't have very many friends. And the magic word that is required to have friends:

Socializing.

But that's not what we're going to talk about. We're going to talk about how Chung won't stop staring at you. His lips are pursed, his hands are folded neatly on the table, and his eyes are trying to meet yours. But your eyes are a lot faster at looking away than you might think.

"Come on, [Name]. Get up off of the floor. You look like a dork." Chung said, nudging your foot with his under the table.

"I'm not touching the floor."

"Not yet."

"Neeeeeh." You stuck your tongue out at Chung and slowly sat normally in the booth seat.

"Don't you 'neeh' me you turd. We'll leave soon."

"Where are you gonna drag me to after this?"

"I was thinking...maybe...Game Stop?" He smiled. You, being the nerdy, antisocial gamer that you are, met his eye immediately after the word 'Game' came out of his mouth.

"What."

"Yeah, I said it. I said the word."

"You better not be lying to me, Seiker."

"Aww, come on, [Name]. I never lie to you!"

"Bullshit! What about that time we were playing Just Dance?"

His face went red. "That was one time."

"Riiight."

"I hate you."

"Ditto." You grinned like an idiot. You had been waiting to get your hands on the new game, El Chaser, that had came out. It was an MMORPG that you were dying to play. You silently thanked a higher being for making you bring your wallet.

"Okay, you two done?" A girl with long red hair walked over to you two, glancing at your cups with a small smile.

"Yeah, thanks Elesis."

"You're welcome, Chung," Elesis gathered your cups and put them on a small plate before turning to you. "I've never seen you here before. Are you Chung's..?"

"No." You both said quickly, making Elesis let out a giggle.

"I'm joking. I'm Elesis Seighart, and you are..?"

"Bond. James Bond."

"Har har." She rolled her eyes and looked at Chung for an answer.

"She/He's [Name], one of my friends."

"Friends. Right."

"God dammit Sis, don't tease them!" Elsword chuckled, sliding next to his sister. Elesis ruffled her brother's hair and he in return gently elbowed her stomach.

Now, you know that Elesis looked a bit like a girl Elsword. But it was more than 'a bit.' The only thing going through your head at the moment was 'Holy fuck, there's two of them.' And needless to say, you were having a mini panic attack.

"Hey, [Name], tomorrow's that big Science test, right?" Elsword said, trying to include you in the conversation.

All you did in reply was stare at him.

"...[Name]..?"

Chung glanced towards you and kicked you under the table, making you yelp and glare at him. He nodded towards Elsword, who was staring at you expectantly.

"[Name], the Science test on Monday."

"There was a test?" You said automatically, internally screaming at your stupidity. Of course you forgot about the test. Y'know, the one about genetics that you studied for on Saturday. You geeky little shit, go do a Sudoku puzzle. I mean it.

"You really didn't know?"

"No, I did..but I forgot."

"I told you that you spent too much time on Tumblr.."

"Shut up Seiker.." you muttered, looking away and pursing your lips.

"So mean, [Name]. Don't be mean to Chung, he's sensitive." Elsword chuckled, nudging Chung. Chung glared at him.

"I am not."

"Right."

"Well, Elsword and I have to get back to work." Elesis glanced around at the other customers before grabbing Elsword's hand and leading him away from you two.

"Well, why don't we go to Game Stop now?" Chung grinned.

"Hell. Fucking. Yes."


You now have a small amount of hatred bottled up inside of you for Rena. Chung had gotten a call from Rena asking him for help fixing her car, as it had broken down outside of town, and Raven wasn't available to help her. Needless to say, Chung had apologized multiple times to you and you were now inside Game Stop trying to mask your anger while looking for El Chaser.

Lo and behold, there it was. The Last El Chaser copy. Ninja mode engaged. You dashed for the copy, reaching for it hungrily. It wasn't going to escape your grasp this time, the elusive little animal. Almost..there..

And just as your hand touched the glorious case, another gloved hand touched it as well. Your eyes followed the glove's arm up to the owner of said limb, and your eyes met deep purple orbs. The girl was definitely in cosplay, from what you could tell. But the next convention was a long ways away.

"O-oh! Were you going for El Chaser too?" The girl asked, stepping closer to you with a smile.

You, being confronted with friendly, sociable people like her, deactivated Ninja Mode and went into Shrinking Violet Mode. You responded with a nod.

"Sorry, you can have it. I'm Magical Girl Aisha!" She raised her staff in the air and twirled it a huge grin on her face. "Who are you, citizen?"

You muttered out your name and the magical girl nodded, shaking your hand.

"So..what's with the outfit?" You asked, looking over her outfit from head to toe. She looked like she had crawled out of someone's T.V. who was watching a shoujo anime.

"Outfit? This is no outfit! I am a Magical Girl, defender of Velder City!" She declared, receiving curious glances from the other patrons. You felt awkward, with all of the stares being directed towards you two. You wondered for a minute if God was out for you, making you feel embarrassed and every turn you took.

"So..what are you cosplaying as?"

"Cosplaying? Ha! I already told you, dear citizen, I am not a cosplayer! I am a Magical Girl!"

"Okay then..Is it okay if I buy this El Chaser game then?"

"Of course!" she said before leaning closer to you and whispering in your ear. "But we're going to my house to play it first."

What the fuck.


So you were currently inside of this girl's house, inserting El Chaser into the Xbox console. She was bouncing up and down with excitement and giggling, and needless to say, it was kind of infectious.

"Ooh! I'm so excited! I've been looking forward to its release since the dawn of time!" She squealed, watching the opening cutscene play. "I'm going to change-I mean, transform-into my regular clothes. I'll be right back!" She dashed away, leaving you with the controller on your lap and its sibling to your left.

Why? Why me God? What do you have against me? Is this because I forgot about the Science test? you thought to yourself. You barely even knew this girl, and she just randomly invited you to her house. She didn't look familiar either. Was she..into you? Oh, who the hell were you trying to convince with a Jelly Kid tee?

"I'm back~!" She dashed back into the room and hopped back up on her bed, wearing a tank top and sweatpants. Her hair was not tied up into those ridiculous pigtails, and she looked like a lazy blogging teenager, such as yourself.

"Oh..so, are we gonna take turns playing it, or..?"

"Nope! There's a Co-op story mode, dummy." She grinned and clicked 2 PLAYER on the menu. "Oooh this is gonna be so fun!"

Dear Lord you should've just stayed inside.


Your alarm jerked you out of your thoughts and you sat up quickly, your eyes taking in your small bedroom. You then felt the pressure on your chest and realized you had fallen asleep looking at iFunny again. Fuck.

AND IT WAS MONDAY.

You groaned loudly and flopped back onto your bed, slamming your hand down onto the snooze button. It was Monday. Science Test. That girl, Aisha, from yesterday. You slowly opened your eyes as the realization hit you:

You never got your fucking game back. Mother fucker.

"Hey, get your ass up!" Your brother, seemingly teleporting into your room, flicked the lights on and making you emit yet another inhuman shriek.

"BRO YOU ASSHOLE!"

He laughed evilly, ripping the covers off of you. "Get up. Time for school."

"Just drag me there in these clothes, I really don't give a shit anymore."

"Nope, 'cuz you didn't take a shower. Hurry up, I got work in two hours." He walked out of your bedroom before you could get a word out.

"Then go take a shower you useless paperclip!" You shouted back at him.

"Oh, and there's a change of clothes next to the shower!" He called back.

You growled and begrudgingly got out of bed, plotting your revenge next time the two of you got into a fight. Oh, revenge would be sweet.

Did I mention your brother's kinda of an ass? Because he is. But you love the bastard.

But what you don't like:

Fucking. Mondays.


And that was Chapter 2! Chapter 3 will be up...sometime. :3 Review and vote, or whatever. Later~