Ah, I didn't mention this an all human AU did I? Ehehe...sorry. BUT! I have asked permission, and Patchwork Hearts has allowed me to use Solace Online for this story, and allowed me to alter it slightly. Thanks you PH!

Get Down With the Sickness

Why today? Why did it have to be today that you got sick? WHY? See, I was so mad that I almost made a typo there. God dammit.

Anyways, you are currently huddled in a blanket on the couch, a trashcan next to you incase your stomach decides to be the most backstabbing motherfucker and make you puke again. Your chest already hurt from the hurling. Especially when you burped like a boar before you puked up yellowish-looking shit. Fan-fucking-tastic.

But, at least you still have your game, right? Oh wait, it's broken.You did raise hell when you all left the coffee shop, though. It was pretty fun to watch. No seriously, I was there in the corner the whole time. You didn't see me? I kinda stood out with the massive puffball of hair I got. Plus it's nearly all purple. But this isn't about me. Go back to your pity party.

While you were on youtube, trying to find channels, such as danisnotonfire and FineBros, that would cheer you up. It wasn't working. You were still miserable. You felt like shit, you were pretty sure you looked like shit, and it seemed that everyone on skype was avoiding you. The purple-haired demon had gotten your skype too, after much pleading on her part. Oh, she's gonna pay you back. After all, she has to buy an entirely new game.

Oh you little evil genius you. I'd hug you if you weren't carrying the stomach plague.

WAAAIT. WHO IS THAT MESSAGING YOU.

OH. MY. SWEET MOTHERFUCKING TERESA ON THE HOOD OF A MERCEDES BENZ.

EVE. MOTHERFUCKING EVE WAS MESSAGING YOU ON SKYPE. STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES, THIS SHIT BE SRS FOR REALZIES.

Right okay. You, completely shocked, decide to click on Eve's skype cautiously, hoping she wasn't going to send you some freaking virus. But all it said was.

(You had renamed Eve to 'Antisocial Ice Queen' so yeah.)

Antisocial Ice Queen: Ah, hello [Name]. I had heard you were sick and couldn't come to school today, so if you don't mind, I'll be dropping by to give you the homework we have.

[Skype]: Eve? Why are you messaging me?

Antisocial Ice Queen: Well, we can't allow you to fall behind even more than you already are. You almost never turn in your assignments.

[Skype]: How in the hell..

Antisocial Ice Queen: I'm a member of the student council, you imbicile.

[Skype]: So mean, Evey.

Antisocial Ice Queen: Need I remind you why you shouldn't call me that?

You shivered. Last time you called her Evey wasn't..exactly a good decision on your part. That day, blood was spilt.

[Skype]: N-no, that's okay..when are you coming over?

Antisocial Ice Queen: I will be over at your house in about...say, ten minutes. Goodbye.

[Skype]: Yeah..

You tensed, feeling your stomach churn. Fuckfuckfuck.

BLAAARGH. UUURPGH. BLLLLUUUGH. UUUGH.

While you were barfing any organs and water you were trying to keep inside of your body, which was being the rebellious teenager that you weren't, Chung began messaging you.

Chung: Ah, hey, [Name]. You aren't..mad are you?

[Skype]: About?

Chung: Rena.

[Skype]: No. Ice Queen should be over to give me my homework though. My poor guts..

Chung: Oh, I saw you weren't at school today. Barfing badly?

[Skype]: Hella.

Chung: I would give you an internet hug but I'm too fabulous for that.

[Skype]: Mhm, guurl don't give those peasants nothin'.

Chung: *z snap*

[Skype]: *majestic hair flip*

Chung: Anyways, I was wondering if you were going to be getting on Solace Online anytime soon.

Ooh, you haven't been on in a while. You've heard there have been some awesome updates, and you probably kept Chung and Mimu waiting.

Dummy. Mimu, or Mimukara, was your best friend on Solace Online. She was a Nasod, and went Battle Seraph not too long ago, from what you heard from Chung. You wish you were there to help your friend, but hey, tumblr called, and your laptop was buggin lately. Oh who the hell are we kidding, you were just being lazy and didn't want to log on. Lazy lil buttpirate.

[Skype]: Actually, I was thinking of getting on now, are you on?

Chung: Yeah, and so is Mimu. She went AFK for a bit though, she said she'd be back soon. And she added a kitty-face.

[Skype]: Mmk, I'll get on soon. Pet that damn kitty Chung.

The doorbell rang.

[Skype]: Buut I gotta deal with the Ice Queen first.

Chung: I shall pray for your life, young warrior.

[Skype]: *salutes bravely before morphing into a potato and rolling away into the sunset*

Chung: *salutes back and a small tear rolls down his face as he watches him/her roll away* So majestic...

You started up the Solace Online client and went to the door, taking a deep breath after deep breath. You can do this. You are a Grown Man/Woman. Okay that's Bull you're a high school girl/boy.

You swung the door open and was greeted with Eve's cold golden eyes. Cardigan, check. Skirt, check. Tights and converses, check. She was in her usual outfit. Why did you even suspect anything different. She held a small folder in her hands, and she looked like she was fidgeting a bit.

"Ah, [Name], here are the assignments you missed. The only thing that you missed that was important was the review for the Algebra test in two days. I hope you feel better by then."

"Me too.." You said sarcastically. Eve's lips twitched, and you swear you almost made her giggle. It was a faint giggle. But you heard it.

YOU HEARD IT.

"Anyways, I have to get going."

"Have fun Evey-" you cut yourself off and covered your mouth, looking at Eve in alarm. She halted in place, pursing her lips and staring at you. Those fucking eyes, man. She looks like she could rip your soul out on the spot.

She raised her hand. You closed your eyes and awaited death, hoping Chung was actually praying his little pikachu-ears off. But the impact never came. You heard a dejected sigh and opened your eyes, seeing Eve shake her head.

"You're hopeless. ..Get the assigments done. If you need help, call me. You do have my skype, after all." With that, she turned and walked away, her hair swaying dangerously behind her. You shivered.

That girl seems to want to rip your guts every time you see her.

Maybe she's sooo tsundere for you, [Name]-chan/kun! You heard a little voice in your head say. Oh great, it was Love-Freak-[Name]. She/He's so annoying. Fuck that guy/girl.

That's BS. She's probably just tired, having to deal with our shit. Ah, there she/he is. Pessimist [Name]. You listenin to this chick/dude too much. It's having a bad effect on your life. Which is pretty weird to begin with. Since you're just standing there staring at space like an idiot, you come back to your senses and shut the door, seeing that Eve has been long gone. The Solace Online game has booted up, and you are at the login screen. You type in the all-too-familar email and password you have imprinted in your mind like a tattoo, and select your character, a fox-human, Tamoshiru. S/he was a Shapeshifter, and her/his class was Bestial God/dess. S/he was specialized in magic and defense, but at the beginning of the game, you died. A lot.

But that's what Mimu was for. She helped you along throughout the game, and she was a Nasod Battle Seraph, specializing in lasers and long ranged attacks. The two of you got along well, and she was a hyperactive little shit too. She was in high school, and lived in a rich family. She hasn't told anyone her name, but you all freely shared yours. She said her parents didn't want her sharing that information. She even added a frowny face.

It didn't look like Twig was on today. He was a bit..random. He also tends to act like a creeper towards Mimu, but she shrugs him off. It's obvious he's got a bit of a crush on her, or maybe he's just screwing with her, but the two are like peas in a pod.

A smile instantly blazed across your face when Chung greeted you in the town. Chung was an Elven Swordsman, which pretty much defied the common elf traits, since the elves are more suited for magic. But he's damn good at his class, and it's why you can't defeat the bastard in PvP. No one can, not even Mimu, and those two go at it a lot in this game.

Kurukitu: Heyyyy [Name].

Tamoshiru: Eyyyy Chungry.

Kurukitu: You nugget, you said you wouldn't call me thaaat.

Tamoshiru: I LIED :D

Mimukara: You're here! FINALLY! *glomps*

Tamoshiru: Miss me, Mimu?

Mimukara: I died without my bby!

Tamoshiru: Don't worry my goddess, I shall save you! *picks you up bridal style*

Kurukitu: DING DONG THOSE ARE THE WEDDING BELLS!

Mimukara: oooh Tamooo *Swoon*

Tamoshiru: *manly voice* We shall travel the land together and get married, my queen.

Mimukara: *freakin' swoon*

Kurukitu: Do you, Tamoshiru, take Mimukara to be your wife?

Tamoshiru: Of course.

Mimukara: Yessssss

Kurukitu: THEN STAHP STANDIN HERE! *chucks rings at you*

Mimukara: Listen here u lil basketcase this ain't no sonic game.

Tamoshiru: Oooh shit guurl.

Mimukara: Hold my flower.

Tamoshiru: Kick his booty baby, I got yo flower.

They then proceeded to have a PvP match right in town, and you were eventually dragged into it. You didn't even hear your brother get home until he flicked on the lights and grinned at you lazily.

"Heyyyy lil' sis/bro. Whatcha dooing?"

Your head snapped up, your eyes narrowing at his tone. "Playing Solace. And what innocent souls have you preyed on today?"

He laughed, walking up to you and placing a milkshake and a small order of fries on the table next to you. "I thought you'd be hungry. If you can keep it down, that is."

"Bitch, I will deepthroat that shit."

He turned to you with a gleam in his eye. OH SHIT INCOMING INNUENDO! "Oooh~ And who exactly have you been practicing your deepthroating skills on? Mmmm..perhaps..Chung?" his words made you habitually z-snap. He in return, did the 'talk to the hand' motion.

God you love the bastard, but he can be a real assmunch sometimes. But you are thankful for the food. Oh so thankful. And even more thankful that you can actually keep it down. Your brother slides into the room again with a sly grin, his [your hair color] shaggy hair nearly covering his eyes.

"Hey, turn that laptop off and get your ass upstairs, if you feel better tomorrow and you aren't hacking up your lungs, you're going to school. And it's like eleven."

"URRRRGGHHHH." you replied, flopping back on the couch. He rolled his eyes, poking your belly.

"Get uuuppp."

"Carry me."

"What."

"Carry meeeee."

"Lazy.." he muttered, picking you up and hauling you upstairs. You smiled in triumph and realized just how tired you were. Before you even made it to the bed, you were asleep. Your brother gently tucked you in, nestling you in your blankety cocoon.

"Night you lazy shit. Love ya." he muttered, moving the hair out of your face and leaving the room.

He's not really such an ass when he needs to be, is he?

ANNND THAT IS IT! Better hurry up and finalize your votes people, chapter 6 is closing in~!