The Antisocial Ice Queen's Proposition

"Alright, Aisha, did you get the money yet?" You asked for about the fifth time today over the phone. After a grueling two days of waiting (while ejecting 68% of the food your bro gave you), you were able to go back to school today.

Annnd you had to make up the Algebra test, because Eve was wrong and the Algebra test was yesterday. Motherduck. Oh, that typo's supposed to be there, for anyone who's probably having a small mental breakdown reading that. You have an odd way of cursing..

Anyways, the magical girl sighed over the phone and you heard something thump inside of your house, followed by your brother saying, "Noooo Doctor Sully, we've lost him!"

"No, [Name], you gotta remember that my pay day isn't for another week or so, and I have to go to scho-I mean, keep civilians safe!"

You rolled your eyes. "Aisha, you aren't keeping civilians safe by going to school."

"Aha! But I never said I was going to school, young one. In fact, The town even pays me to keep everyone safe! I-ah, tried to tell them not to pay me..but they insisted~"

Aisha then proceeded to launch into a story of how she supposedly defeated a great man, who was the leader of the local gang. She told of how she rescued the woman there, and how she found out that the gang was supposedly working for the evil Wally. You zoned out for a bit, thinking of how much schoolwork you'll be swimming in, and the likelihood of a paper cut, before the phone went dead. You sat up and raised an eyebrow at the phone before shutting it off.

Damn, did I hurt her feelings? you thought, shuffling off to the kitchen to get some ginger ale. I hope I didn't. That'd suck. I know she feels sorry about breaking the game, but..

The doorbell rang. You groaned loudly and opened the door, balancing the ginger ale in your other hand, which also held your iPhone. What's behind Door #1? Iiiiits...who the fuck is this douchebag?

An older teenager was standing the doorway, his eyes seeming to pierce into your very soul. His hair was spiked up, and his eyes said nothing but murder. But then again, that's what you thought about Eve's too. But then again again, you weren't exactly wrong on her part.

"Um.." was pretty much the only thing you said, standing in the doorway like an idiot. His smile turned into a grin.

"Ah, you must be [Name]. I'm one of your brother's coworkers, and I came by to drop something off." His voice seriously reminded you of some psycho. But then again, he looks like he stepped out of a sci-fi novel, so who knows?

"Uh..sure..he's uh..upstairs?" you pointed inside the apartment, nowhere near your brother's bedroom. This apartment doesn't have stairs. You dumb fuck. While Pessimist and Love Freak [Name] are screaming and facepalming inside your head at your stupidity, Add nods and steps inside without warning. You shut the door and watch your brother's head pop out of his doorway.

"Oh, hey Add! Where's Subtract?"

Add rolled his eyes. "That jokes getting old, you know. I just came by to drop this off. You weren't at the meeting today."

Your brother groaned, which reminded you of your groan. You two were like twins, now that you think about it. "Shit on an owl's dick, I forgot about the meeting. I was busy undergoing an operation with Doctor Sully to save [Name]'s Build-A-Bear."

You pretty much froze up at the mention of your old Build-A-Bear. You remember Marco. Oh do you remember Marco. You had him when you were about seven, and only put him away in your closet last year. Unbeknownst to your brother, you still sleep with him when you have a rough day. What. The gravitational flux capacitor did he do to your dear Marco-snuggles?

"B-bro..what did you do to Marco?"

"Oh is that his name?" Your brother cocks his head. "All I did was dress him in that old hospital gown you got him..I didn't rip him open. So stop glaring at me like I just murdered several small deaf alpacas."

Were you glaring? You looked away, feeling a scowl forming on your face. "Well..I was just making sure I wouldn't have to clean up the damn fuzz on the floor."

"Suure you were. Anyways, thanks Addy~" your brother grinned, patting Add's head. Add sighed.

"Yeah yeah. I'm a good boy or whatever. I'll see you around." Add turned on his heel and brushed past you, glancing at you and grinning. Jesus Christ, his grin was like the Cheshire Cat's.

You just hoped you weren't Alice.

Next Day...

"Ah, [Name]." A familiar, almost emotionless voice made you turn around and you came face to face with Eve.

"O-oh. Eve. How are you?" you asked timidly. You weren't sure if she had forgotten that you called her Evey three days ago. Or maybe she'll just beat you up when you're alone! RUN READER-I-I mean, [Name]! RUN!

"I'm doing quite well. Have you made up the Algebra test?" she inquired. You nodded quickly. The last thing you needed was a smack on the back of the head for being such a moron. Your brother had woken you up with headphones. Picture this: you're sleeping quietly, having the best fucking dream ever, when all of a sudden BAM! LOUD FUCKING DUBSTEP WAKES YOU UP AND YOU FLY OUT OF BED SCREAMING LIKE A PUSSY. YOU RIP THE HEADPHONES OFF AND LOOK AROUND WILDLY FOR THE IPOD. YOUR BROTHER LAUGHS, WATCHING YOU TURN DOWN THE IPOD'S VOLUME AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE AND-

"Hey," Eve's head snapped up to the ceiling, like she was staring past it. "Quiet. No one wants to hear your narration."

Oh well excuse me, Princess. Would you like me to just shut up and put this story in YOUR POV? Because I've got Eve's Choice to work on after this and I've been working on another story.

"Yes, well, you're confusing the Read-I mean, [Name]. So I would appreciate it if you would just narrate what you're supposed to and stop going on tirades full of useless information. You've smashed the forth wall completely."

And you're totally helping with that. Eve glared at the ceiling, sighing and shaking her head.

"Whatever."

Okay, I guess we're done here. I'll go back to narrating, and you can go back to talking with the Reader. We'll discuss this once the chapter's over.

"Agreed." Eve nodded and the ceiling and looked back at you. She stared at you for a while before looking away.

WAAAIT. HER FACE. IT BE PINK. IT'S PINK. IT'S FUCKING ROSY PEARLY PINK. RESIST. URGE. TO FANGIRL/BOY.

"S-so, I was wondering, [Name]. Would you like to um..hang out..after school?"

WHAT THE FUCK? you thought, feeling your face heat up. She's..what? She wants to hang out with ME?

"Y-you want to hang out with me?" you said out loud, gaping at her. She nodded quickly, her braid falling in front of her face.

"I just..thought I could talk about maybe..becoming your tutor?" she asked quietly, shuffling her feet.

WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH EVE? you felt like shouting. She was acting..odd. It was unnerving, really. But, since you really didn't want to disappoint her (or get slapped) you accepted.

And then she did the most out of character thing in this fanfiction. She smiled. A nice, genuine, smile.

"Great..I'll..I'll see you then." And with that, the Ice Queen (oh, you can't really call her that anymore, can you?) left, the smile on her face seemingly growing bigger with every step.

...What did I do to make her like this? you wondered. Before you could say anything, the bell, once again, marked you late for class.

Motherfucking bee filled tampons.

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