Hey, The next 2 parts of Drunk Maka will take place at a bar and will involve Death The Kid. I personally love Death the kid, but I had to do this. Please don't hate me too much...This part and the next part was a request by Whitelily1derful!
Disclaimer: I do not own Soul Eater
It's time to have some fun. I'm so evil I love it...my master plan will finally prove to everyone I'm not that sweet innocent little girl they always thought I was. If any thing I'm the complete opposite. what exactly is my master plan? Well lets just say I'm going to a bar. Time to initiate phase one. I walk into our living room and as always Soul is laying on the couch watching T.V.
I dial Kid's number and in a loud voice I know Soul will hear I Say, "Hey Kid, I was just wondering if you wanted to go to a bar with me tonight?...You will...Thanks, Pick me up at 8. Bye." When I hang up I notice Soul is looking at me, so I pretend that I didn't notice him until now. "Oh, Hey Soul, I guess you heard me talking to kid. You can order whatever you want for dinner tonight I won't be home."
~Time Skip~
I am now sitting at a bar with Death The Kid. Out of the corner of my eye I see Soul watching us. Perfect. He doesn't know that I know he followed us. I decide to take my plan up a notch. Yes, I am going to flirt with Death The Kid.
"Kid I am so glad you came with me tonight." I say and he says, "It was my pleasure." Dang Soul still hasn't reacted at all. "You know Kid I always thought that you were so, so, so Sexy. Really you're just so Delectable..." I say this in a saucy voice while licking my lips and placing my hands on his chest. As I slowly start leaning in to kiss him a hand stops me. I turn around to see Soul. Looks like my plan worked. "What do you think you're doing, Maka?" Soul asks me. Instead of letting me answer he pulls me up and leads me to the dancefloor.
With Death The Kid:
"I'm so glad I agreed to this. Yumm, Those skinny jeans Soul is wearing are delicious...I've never been happier to be gay!"
Back with Soul and Maka:
"What do you think you're doing Soul. It's not like you'll ever like me so stay out of my love life." I fake pout. I've always been a great actor. "No Maka I can't stand seeing you with other guys...I can't like you because I love you..."
Needless to say Soul and Maka spent the rest of the night making out as well as other things.
You gotta love a corny Soul!