OK so I decided to do another one-shot...
Disclaimer: I don't own soul eater
"Maka?"
"Sooooooul!"
"What are you doing?"
"Im a serial killer unicorn fairy princess in disguise"
"What the-?-"
"Wanna go murder some girl scouts? I wanna steal their cookies"
"Why?"
"Because Soully those thin mens are all mine!"
"Thin Mens? You mean Thin Mints? Wow Maka even you can be stupid...geez"
"Soul?..."
"Yes Maka."
"STOP MOLESTING ME!"
"What?! I'm not even touching you."
"You're bothering me so that's close enough."
"Are you insane?"
"HELP BLOODY ORPHANS HELP!"
"What does orphans have to do with any of this?!"
"HELP THIS STUPID BIRDY IS MOLESTING ME! MAKE HIM STOP MOMMY! MAKE THE BIRDY STOP!"
"Maka people are staring at us."
"Shhhhhhhh You can't see me Soul. You just think you can..."
"Maka just because your hands are over your eyes does not mean I can't see you!'
"Pssh shows what you know..."
"Maka please tell me BlackStar hasn't given you any more vodka."
"Vodka? What's vodka? I know of no such thing!"
"Yup I thought so...Let's just go home."
"I'll kill you, Evans!"
"Im not the one drunk...WAIT MAKA NO THAT'S NOT A BOOOK!"
"MMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKAAAAA CCCCCCHHHHHHHHOOOOOPP!"
"OWWWW! YOU JUST SHATTERED A GLASS OVER MY HEAD!"
"...ooopsies?"
"Is that really all you can say?"
"Catch me if you can!"