Disclaimer: I no own soul eater
"Maka i'm home!"
"Awwwn too bad!"
"What? You know you secretly love me Maka"
"...so"
"..."
"Hey Soul?"
"Y-Yeah Maka?"
"WHat's Your name?"
"...You just said my name, baka!"
"Ohhhh Soul's name is Baka...that's a weird name...reminds me of pickles..."
"My name is not Baka. I was calling you a baka. And what does pickles and baka have in common?!"
"Well...-"
"Wait don't answer that!"
"Too late! I hate pickles they're bossy and mean and they think they're cooler than everyone else...I'LL KILL THOSE DANG PICKLES ONE DAY!
"...Maka are you feeling okay..."
"LOL! I'M TOTES OK :) TOTES OKAY SOUL"
"Maka,...i'm gonna back away slowly..."
"Seriously Soul i'm fine...Wink, wink. See im blinking!"
"Just because you say wink wink does not mean you're blinking. In fact, your staring at me with those soulless emerald eyes of yours...it's really starting to creep me out..."
"But SOOOOOOULLLLLLY!"
"Don't say my name like that Maka!"
"...Fine Mr. Baka-Pickles-Wait a second! YOU ARE THE PICKLES! PREPARE TO DIE!"
"We've talked about this before, My name is Soul not baka-WHOA, WHAT'S WITH THE RUBBER CHICKEN!?"
"Hey Soully my name is Mr. Chicken3-"
"Maka what are you doing? You're starting to scare me."
"My name isn't Maka! I already told you my name is Mr. Chicken! Will you be my FRRRRREIIIIIIIEEEEEENNNNNDDDDD~"
"...no..."
"WHAATTTT!? MR. CHICKEN WILL KILL YOU! yOU STUPID PATHETIC PICKLE!"
"Ummmm...i'm gonna go now...WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"And that children is how you get the last deathscythe to run away!"
"Ummm Miss Maka? Will you untie us now? We've been here for hoooours and I have to peeeeeee!"
"NEVER, YOU UNGRATEFUL ORPHANS!"
"...Pickles?"
"WHATTTTTTT?!"
Someone's gone a little crazy...Thanx for reading please let me know what you thought! If anyone has any requests for a drunk maka one-shot just let me know and i'll do it!