All the engines of Sodor were very excited as their favourite singer was coming to play a concert on the island. James The Red engine was especially excited as he had been chosen for her to ride on because of her song Red – yes that's right Taylor Swift was coming to Sodor!
The night before the big day the Fat Controller (who we're probably not even allowed to call that now because of the nanny state I expect) was checking some important business things when he heard some singing and also crying. It was coming from Percy the Small Engine's shed.
"For why are you crying Percy?" said the Fat Controller.
"She wears short skirts, I'm a train. She's cheer captain, I'm a train," sang Percy sadly. For Percy was in love with Taylor Swift but could she ever love a train with a weird grey talking face for some reason?
"Percy you are a strange engine." laughed the Fat Controller who to be honest didn't care very much about the emotional welfare of his trains because of capitalism and so on.
But in a hotel room, the beautiful singer Taylor Swift shifted in her sleep in her bed in the hotel room… was she just missing Olivia Benson? Or was it… something more?
TO BE CONTINUED?