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Oh Gods, oh Gods, oh Gods.

I was practically hyperventilating. Some of it could be due to my sprint to the living room. Most of it could be contributed to the S-class Kittens though. On one hand I was glad I was right, and not all that insane for accepting the possibility that the kittens weren't kittens so easily. I was sane! On the other, Goddamnit! I had ten S-ranked criminals in my house. Semi-magical criminals at that. Most of whom could kill me with a mere thought, or rather, without it even. I was scared out of my mind.

Seriously, I almost wet myself. I'm surprised I didn't faint while standing before Uchiha Itachi. A pacifist he might have been, but he was still a professional assassin, and damn good at it too. He is seriously scary. I mean, he looked younger than me, and I was a baby-faced 22-years-old. Sure, he was around 19 at the age of his canon death but... Well... Looking young only made him scarier, because holy fucking shit, he was able to achieve all of that despite his age on top of his illness and blindness. It never quite hit home, reading it in the manga. It had been stated of course, but pretty much everyone not really-really old looks young in those... But Holy Ass-licking Bitch, I had still been kind of really rather hoping I was just crazy and over-analyzing things, but he was here -and real- and really just oh freaking shit, shit, shit...

I tend to mentally ramble, if you didn't notice. Thoughts going at the speed of light. I mostly compensate for it by speaking as little as possible, but the above really was just a run-on stream of conscious I just happened to mentally punctuate in order to not break my brain. I think I'm panicking, really, and it just happened to kill my brain-mouth filter too. Why am I telling you all this?

I walked towards the table, planning to take the only girl of the bunch out with minimum fuss, but of course it didn't work that way. The two cats at her side hissed, and I withdrew my hand as if struck. Oh Gods, this was nerve-wracking.

"Ehr... I really am sorry", I squeaked, "But Uchiha-san has agreed that'd be better for everyone to turn back and be clothed first. To do so, I need to go to a nearby store first, seeing as none of my clothing would fit any of the males in any possible meaning of the word. The outfits would still be pretty simple, but...", I trailed off, "Anyway, none of you will probably trust me to go on my own and not raise a ruckus... And since anyone but a female would have to go naked..."

I blushed again, and shrank a little, finding the floor to be very interesting all of a sudden.

"That is...", I muttered hesitantly, fiddling with my fingers, "Sorry if I acted presumptuous... But would you mind, Angel-san?"

AN: For those of you who hadn't noticed yet, this is rated T for Sam's potty inner voice... Well, THAT, and Hidan, who curses out loud to go with it...