A/N Sorry it's taken me ages to update, I have exams and assessments everywhere. Hopefully this chapter doesn't disappoint.

It's another drunk chapter, what can I say, my flatmates just arrived with about twenty people and five times that much booze. I'm in a drinking mood.

"You two know each other?" Derek asked, mildly shocked.

"Yeah we used to…" Callie paused, "I think date is the word."

"My name's Maciej," he said, "but if you can't pronounce it, just call me Magic."

11pm

Teddy and Arizona practically fell through the doors of Joe's, giggling hysterically and holding on to one another for support. They had both clearly had a few too many drinks. Arizona stopped dead in her tracks as she took in the scene in front of her, bringing Teddy to a halt in the process. She had just spotted Callie at the bar throwing her head back in laughter at something her well-built male companion had said. The man turned his body so that he was now leaning against the bar and took a long swig of his beer. His new position allowed Arizona to see his face and she was surprised to see that it was the guy from the tattoo parlour. He spotted her staring and waved her over, grinning.

"Arizona! Hey!" He said and she and Teddy walked over, a little unsteady on their feet. "I was just telling Callie about this guy who came in for a tiny tattoo one time, it couldn't have been more than an inch long, and he bawled his eyes out the entire time." Magic and Callie started chuckling again. "It's more embarrassing than your reaction to your piercing anyway."

Arizona wasn't intoxicated enough to not be self-conscious and she felt the blood rush to her cheeks and she looked down at the floor, mortified.

Magic noticed her discomfort and put a hand on her arm to try to comfort the blushing blonde, "hey, hey, I was joking, it happens to most people, nothing to worry about." Arizona cracked a grateful smile. "So who's your friend?" Magic asked, looking to Teddy who had found a stool to lean on.

Arizona turned to look, "Oh, that's Teddy, she's my room-mate, and my best friend," she said, going over to Teddy and putting an arm around her to guide her back to the group. "I didn't know you and Callie were friends?" she continued as she looked to the brunette who had stayed silent for the entire exchange between Magic and Arizona. Callie met her gaze for a full five seconds before Derek turned away from the conversation he was having with his girlfriend to add, "Callie and Magic used to date." In his tipsy state he didn't realise the effect his little throwaway comment would have on Arizona.

"Oh," Arizona said, a little shocked but a more disappointed. "So… are you dating again then?" She asked, trying to sound nonchalant but failing miserably.

Magic's eyes creased with an invisible smile as he noticed the hopefulness in Arizona's eyes that clashed with her otherwise casual question and he resolved, in his head, that he would try to help the girl out. "What! No! Me and Callie? Never again," he said, grinning in Callie's direction.

"Hey!" Callie responded, only slightly offended, and hit him on the arm. "I am a great girlfriend!"

"Mm-hmm, sure," Magic half-heartedly agreed, sipping on his beer.

Callie opened her mouth to respond but no words would come out so she stood there, repeatedly opening and closing her mouth, looking a little like a fish.

"I'm going to talk to Cristina," she finally announced, making a show of stalking off in the other brunette's direction but not before throwing a grin over her shoulder at Magic. As soon as she was out of sight, Magic turned back to Arizona, groaning.

"That didn't really go according to plan," he sighed.

"Really?" Arizona said distractedly, searching for a drunken Teddy who had wandered off yet again, only to find her sitting at a table with Cristina, the two girls looking as if they were deep in conversation. They're probably talking about college work, she mused, wondering in the back of her mind where Callie was since she had supposedly gone off to talk to Cristina.

She turned back to Magic, "well if your plan is to flirt with Callie and get her to want to go out with you again, it seems like it's working," she said coldly.

"What? No!" Magic said, confused, "my plan was to get you and her together!"

"Wait, what?" Arizona said, looking at him sceptically.

"Yeah!" he said. "You two would be great together!"

"I think you've had too much to drink," she said, smiling sadly, "she doesn't want me."

"She does," Magic countered, nodding his head enthusiastically, "she just doesn't know it yet."

"Cliché much?" Arizona scoffed and turned to survey the rest of the bar. "Speaking of too much to drink," she said, her eyes resting back on Teddy, "I think I need to take someone home."

Magic raised his eyebrows suggestively and was met with an eye roll and a grin from Arizona. "Not like that, perv," she said, and pointed to the other side of the bar. Teddy had reached her 'angry drunk' phase and was trying to start a fight with a guy that had tried to grope her ass, or so Arizona gathered from the little she could hear and see.

"I gotta go," she said, turning back to Magic to see that he was cracking his knuckles, ready for a fight.

"I'm coming too" he said, shrugging off his jacket.

Arizona put a hand on his shoulder, "do not punch anybody, we are going to sort this out like adults would."

They walked over to Teddy who immediately started yelling at them as soon as she saw them.

"This fucking guy just fucking touched my fucking ass!" Magic was taken aback at the number of swear words spewing from the mouth of the petite, innocent looking blonde.

The accused turned to Teddy, presumably to try to defend himself but saw Magic shooting daggers at him and seemed to think better of it.

"Uh, sorry, sorry it was an accident," he stuttered a broken apology in Teddy's direction and quickly backed away, tripping over a stool in his haste.

"Yeah, you better run!" Teddy yelled at his retreating form, oblivious to the fact that Arizona and Magic were giggling quietly at the stranger's stumble.

Arizona managed to contain her laughter long enough to take Teddy's hand and speak to the drunk blonde. "Come on Teds, we're going home."

Teddy could barely keep her eyes open; having spent all her energy yelling at the stranger, so she only feebly protested as Arizona led her to the door. They were stopped before they got there by Meredith and Derek.

"Hey Arizona," Meredith was the one who spoke. "We'll take her home. We actually have a compulsory study session in college tomorrow morning and I doubt Teddy will make it if she hasn't got us nipping at her heels." Derek smiled at Arizona, "we have a spare bed she can crash in."

Arizona was slightly apprehensive about it; she really wanted to make sure her best friend got home safely and the only way she could do that was if she personally put her to bed.

Sensing her apprehension, Magic tried to reassure her, "she'll be fine. Mer and Derek will take good care of her and they'll text you as soon as they're home." He lowered his voice so that only Arizona (and Teddy if she was paying attention) could hear him, "go get your girl." He looked towards the bar where Callie was sitting, nursing a Jack and coke and typing on her phone.

Arizona's features relaxed marginally as she turned to address the helpful couple, "okay then. But you better call me!"

"We will," Derek assured her, prying the sleepy blonde from Arizona's arms and supporting her weight as he and his girlfriend carefully led her from the bar.

Arizona turned back around to Magic. "Well I best be off!" he said cheerfully.

"What! You can't leave me! I need you to tell me what to do! I'll just end up screwing this up!" Arizona rambled frantically.

Magic put his hands on the shorter girl's shoulders and shook her gently. "Arizona! You'll be fine. From what I hear, you don't need a lesson in 'how to get the girl.'" He took his leave and strolled out of the bar with his hands in his pockets, but not before shooting a wink at the blonde.

"What's that supposed to mean?" Arizona called after him indignantly but the door to the bar had already closed. She sighed. How was she supposed to do this without someone as a buffer? It was already awkward enough; Callie had basically ignored her all night and Magic had been the only reason Callie hung around when Arizona came over to the bar. Arizona decided to go to the bathroom, splash some water on her face to try to clear her head and then make a swift exit, but when she pushed open the door, she was met with the one person she was desperately trying to avoid.

"Oh. Sorry. I didn't realise you were… sorry," Arizona tripped over her words as she tried to talk to the beautiful brunette who was washing her hands at the sink. "I'm just going to…" she motioned with her hands as she opened the door, about to leave, but she was stopped by the sound of her name being called.

"Arizona…"

The voice sounded a little overwhelmed but was full of want and just a hint of desperation. The way her name rolled off the brunette's tongue was like it had been made for her and only her to say it. Arizona just couldn't resist those dulcet tones and she turned back, let the door close behind her and crashed her lips into Callie's. The brunette responded with just as much fervour, pushing the blonde against the door before Arizona regained control and grasped Callie's hips, roughly backing her into the nearest cubicle. Their lips separated for the briefest of seconds before they came together again with a new-found passion. Callie thrust her tongue into the blonde's willing mouth and feeling Arizona moan against her tongue just increased her libido. The blonde fumbled with the button of Callie's jeans as the brunette roughly palmed her breasts through her dress.

"Fuck," Arizona, mumbled against Callie's mouth. It had never been this hard to get into someone's pants before. Her lips left Callie's as she tried to focus on the task at hand but Callie, getting impatient, took the struggling hands and pinned them to the cubicle wall above Arizona's head, grinning cheekily at Arizona when she saw the blonde's eyes change from desire to pure, unmitigated lust. The brunette took her other hand and used it to hoist Arizona's dress up and put her fingers where Arizona wanted them most.

Callie looked at Arizona, shocked, "you're not wearing any underwear." It was Arizona's turn to smirk at the brunette, "what are you gonna do about it?"

Callie didn't need to be asked twice, she thrust her fingers upwards into Arizona's wet heat without waiting, only to be assaulted with a myriad of flashbacks when Arizona moaned unabashedly at the intrusion.

Callie remembered. She remembered holding a blonde against the same cubicle wall. Fucking her senseless while she moaned the same way Arizona just did. Except the blonde wasn't Arizona. She could see her face in her mind's eye.

It was Teddy.

"Shit. Callie."

Callie was brought out of her reverie by the voice of the blonde that was standing in front of her. The blonde that her fingers were still inside of. Callie felt a wave of shame wash over her and she quickly withdrew from Arizona and backed away.

"I… Arizona. I… I'm sorry."

She ran out of the bathroom without another word, leaving Arizona standing there, incredibly turned on and incredibly confused.

"What the fuck was that all about?"

A/N I'm a tease, I know.

Also it will probably be another week or so until the next update because I still have exams. Bear with me.

And this is not a Teddy/Callie fic for those of you wondering. Gotta have some drama though.