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The Super Secret Diary of Ginevra Molly Weasley
by FanficAllergy & RoseFyre
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August 21st, 1992
Dear Diary,
I am so annoyed!
I don't get why my brothers get all the fun chores like degnoming the garden when I get stuck doing the laundry or helping Mum cook. I hate cooking. And after they finished with the garden, they all got to spend the afternoon flying around playing Quidditch while I was stuck with Mum in the kitchen! Even Harry Potter got in on the fun and I wasn't invited. I'm good on a broomstick but Ron and the Twins don't let me play ever. I have to sneak out at night to practice my flying.
It is so unfair!
It is so lonely being the only girl! I wish I had a sister who I rather than six brothers. I mean, Bill and Charlie are okay. And Percy's a stuck up prat. The twins, Fred and George, are terrible prankers and they drive Mum and Percy crazy. Ron's just Ron and in some ways he's the worst of the bunch treating me like a little baby and not someone who's seventeen months younger than him. I know he's Harry Potter's best friend but I wanna be Harry's friend too and hopefully his girlfriend and Harry Potter is never going to look at me if all he sees is Ronald Weasley's Annoying Useless Baby Sister.
It's not fair!
I wish Hermione was here too. She could distract Ron and I could get a chance to play with Harry Potter. Ron's been hogging all of Harry Potter's time and attention and not letting anyone else get a chance. You'd almost think he's got a crush on Harry. And then, during pudding, Ron ate my piece of chocolate cake that I was saving! It was my cake! I helped make it! I should get to eat it!
It's so not fair!
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Ginny
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