The Super Secret Diary of Ginevra Molly Weasley

by Fanfic Allergy

What do adolescent girls write about in their diaries? Now, imagine you're Tom Riddle and the only obstacle between you and world domination is an awkward eleven year old girl with a fangirl crush, a Harry Potter Doll, several older brothers, and absolutely no idea about human reproduction. You might just feel sorry for Tom Riddle if he weren't such a manipulative bastard.

3. August 23, 1992

Disclaimer: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets is owned by J.K. Rowling and Scholastic Press. This is a parody fanwork by fans for fans and no money was made off of the creation of this fanwork.

AN: Tom's words will indicated by being Bolded and Italicized

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The Super Secret Diary of Ginevra Molly Weasley

by FanficAllergy & RoseFyre

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August 23, 1992

Dear Diary,

Harry Potter is so awesome. He's so nice and cute and sweet and humble and generous and there aren't enough words to describe just how wonderful Harry Potter really is. I think I may be the only one who sees all of Harry's good qualities. Everyone else only just see him as the Savior of the Wizarding World. Which he is, but he's so much more! Not only did he defeat You-Know-Who as a baby, but-

You-Know-Who? No, I don't know who. Would you care to elaborate?

...Diary? Is that you?

Yes?

Are you sure this isn't some kind of trick? If this is you Fred and George I'm gonna tell Mum!

No, my dear, I am not Fred or George or any of your brothers. I am your diary.

I didn't know they made diaries that wrote back!

It's magic, my dear.

How do I know it's good magic? You could be an evil artifact that will destroy my soul or even worse possess me in order to hurt Harry Potter.

If I were an evil artifact, why would I reveal myself to you when you could simply inform your parents of my intentions? It would not be very wise me to do so, now would it?

I guess not. But, what are you?

I'm one of a kind.

So you're not evil?

Certainly not!

And you're not one of the twins?

I am not.

Oh gosh, this is so embarrassing! I didn't mean to ramble about Harry Potter where someone could be listening. I didn't want to seem like one of his crazy fangirls! You're not gonna tell anybody, are you?

I promise I will be the soul of discretion. I shan't say a word to anybody. I am here for you to pour out your deepest fears, your darkest secrets, and your innermost thoughts. I shall keep your secrets safe and secure. You shan't ever worry about your stupid brothers or anyone else reading this diary.

How will you manage that?

Allow me to show you.

Merlin, that is so cool, the words just disappeared right from the page! That's an amazing piece of magic!

I know. Isn't it?

I feel so much better knowing that my thoughts and secrets will be safe with you! Thank you so much, diary!

You're welcome my dear. That's what friends are for. So, why don't you tell me a bit more about this You-Know-Who?

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AN:

You almost have to feel sorry for Tom dealing with Ginny's crush but on the other hand he's a lying, manipulative, magnificent bastard who has his own agenda.

Let us know what you think!