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AN: Tom's words will indicated by being Bolded and Italicized

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The Super Secret Diary of Ginevra Molly Weasley

by FanficAllergy & RoseFyre

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September 1st, 1992

Dear Diary,

Today was really an eventful day!

Oh?

Harry and Ron missed the Hogwarts Express and flew here in Dad's car!

I didn't know cars could fly.

Well they really can't, Dad's just a little obsessed with Muggles. He likes to take their teknology and improve it with magic. Anyway, back to Harry Potter. He missed the sorting! Can you believe it? Harry didn't get to see that I got sorted into Gryffindor, and I couldn't sit with him at dinner!

You poor dear. That must have been so disappointing.

It was! First, I didn't get to sit with Harry on the train to Hogwarts. Percy made me sit with him and the other sixth year prefects and he spent the whole train ride making goo-goo eyes at Penelope Clearwater from Ravenclaw! Then the twins told me that I'd have to fly on an invisible horse in order to find out what house I was going to be sorted into. Thank Merlin, Fred and George were lying. Although I think I would have been pretty good at it anyway. Charlie tells me I'm a natural flyer.

I'm sure you are, my dear. Is that all that happened?

No, it wasn't! Draco Malfoy made fun of my hair and freckles when I was going up to the Sorting Hat and all of the Slytherin table laughed and no one stood up for me. Not even my brothers. So I had to go sit by myself and the other girls were all talking about other things and ignored me. It was supposed to be my big day and it was ruined!

Don't worry, I'm sure everything will be better in the morning. Now, why don't you tell me a little bit more about how Harry Potter defeated Lord Voldemort?

Diary, I can't believe you wrote You-Know-Who's name!

I'm sure no one will ever know. It can be our little secret.

I'm so glad I've got this diary to confide in. It's like having a friend I can carry round in my pocket.

And I'm so glad that you're my friend too. I think together we can make your first year at Hogwarts a year to remember.

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AN:

There will be a few lines taken from the book in this and the upcoming chapters. Mostly the lines that Tom quotes mocking Ginny's innocence and naivety. We're not going use all of them, but consider them Easter Eggs but we wanted to be up front that there are some lines that come directly from the book. Because citing sources is important!