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AN: Tom's words will indicated by being Bolded and Italicized

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The Super Secret Diary of Ginevra Molly Weasley

by FanficAllergy & RoseFyre

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2/9/1992

Dear Diary,

I am sooooooo tired.

Why is that, my dear Ginny?

I've never had to share a room before.

Not with any of your siblings?

They're all boys! I suppose that's one good thing about being the only girl. Even if it's super annoying the rest of the time. Did you know, I still have to wear hand-me-downs?

Oh?

Yeah. Most of the stuff Mum gets from the secondhand store in Ottery St. Catchpole or hand-me-downs from when she was a little girl. Do you know how embarrassing it is to wear clothes that are thirty years out of date? I'm not even good enough for Diagon Alley.

I know just how you feel, my dear. I was poor when I was growing up. I don't think I had any new clothes until I won an award at school in my sixth year and could finally purchase something new for myself.

That's why I like you, diary, you really understand me.

I try. Do you think you're going to be able to sleep tonight?

I don't know, diary. Meggie snores. Constance talks in her sleep. Alanis cried herself to sleep, I think she's super homesick. And I'm not sure what Eudoxia was doing, but it involved a lot of moaning and heavy breathing.

You poor dear. Perhaps you should go to bed early so that you're asleep when they go to bed.

That's a brilliant idea, diary. I should go now! Eudoxia went to bed first last night and her moaning was the most annoying. Night, diary!

Goodnight, my dear Ginny!

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AN:

The Date is written in British format, intentionally. RoseFyre and I are both American but our POV character is not. Please don't poke us about the way the date is written.

One guess what Eudoxia was doing... The joys of sharing a room with four other girls. Considering that Ginny's year only has three named members Colin, Ginny, and Luna for the whole school we had to make people up and Rose and I used the demographics that we see in other years as a guideline. There's at least two purebloods, one muggleborn, one half blood in each Gryffindor year. Gryffindor being Gryffindor is likely to have Gryffindor families in them. Which is why Cormac McLaggen and Patricia Stimpson got sisters as they are some of the few other named Gryffindors other than the Weasleys or people in Harry's year. We intentionally chose Cormac McLaggen because he's a git. Patricia got chosen because she existed and was the right age to have another sibling.