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AN: Tom's words will indicated by being Bolded and Italicized

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The Super Secret Diary of Ginevra Molly Weasley

by FanficAllergy & RoseFyre

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Sept. 7

Dear Diary,

I can't believe my mother! Do you know what she did? Just guess! Guess what my mother did!

Something unbelievable, I suspect.

You suspect right. Merlin! She sent me a care package!

And that's a bad thing?

You're right it's a bad thing! I am sooooo embarrassed I could scream! If she'd just sent the cookies, it'd be one thing. Even the cotton padding stuffed in little cardboard tubes with strings attached, which is probably something weird and muggle from my dad, isn't so bad. But noooooo, she had to pack my Harry Potter Doll and "Marauders: Choose Your Journey" books.

And that's a bad thing?

I left them at home on purpose! The Marauders books are for kids and, well, the real Harry Potter is here at Hogwarts. And I'd just about die if he ever found out I had a doll of him. It's so embarrassing! I'm lucky he didn't see the doll at breakfast when the owl arrived. I managed to hide it in time.

Very quick of you, my dear. You must be very good at hiding things.

Well, yeah. I'm related to Fred and George. If I didn't hide things, they'd be all over it and torturing me or holding my stuff hostage. It comes with having six brothers and two of them being the twins.

I'll keep that in mind. So what are you going to about the Harry Potter doll and the Marauders books?

Probably just shove them in my trunk and try to forget about them.

Is that all together wise?

Where else am I going to put them? It's not like I have some secret place to hide my things. This isn't my room with the loose wall board where I can hide my valuables like my Harry Potter news article scrapbook. This is Hogwarts, there's no place to hide things here.

Of course, my dear, how forgetful of me.

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AN:

Yes, Mrs. Weasley sent her daughter tampons without ever having told her what they were for. Considering that a lot of girls get their period before they turn 13, Mrs. Weasley really should have had the talk with her daughter about this.

The "Marauders: Choose Your Journey" books are written in the style of the old time Choose Your Own Adventure books just featuring the Marauders: Moony, Padfoot, Wormtail, and Prongs on their adventures throughout Hogwarts. We imagined that they'd be written by Remus Lupin under a penname but like most authors doesn't have the greatest book deal so only gets minimal royalties. We hypothesized that Padfoot is the Marauder who dies the most in these books and werewolves are surprisingly absent considering the sheer number of scrapes the Marauders get into.