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AN: Tom's words will indicated by being Bolded and Italicized
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The Super Secret Diary of Ginevra Molly Weasley
by FanficAllergy & RoseFyre
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September 8
Dear Diary,
Today was horrid.
Tell me about it, dear.
First off, I've been tired all day and I feel like I just played eight hours of Quidditch non-stop. So when I got to Defense today and Lockhart decided to read from "Travels with Trolls" I couldn't help falling asleep. My mum read that book to me at bedtime when I was little. So naturally I drifted right off. It wouldn't have been a big deal if it hadn't been for Meggie McLaggen and Constance Stimpson.
What'd they do?
They told on me, the suck-ups. Then Professor Lockhart made me get up in front of the whole class and play the troll. It was horrible! Then, if that weren't enough, they made fun of me on the way to Charms because of my Harry Potter Doll. Like they didn't have one themselves. Everyone has a Harry Potter Doll! Except Slytherins, of course. They probably have You-Know-Who Dolls.
So disrespectful.
I knoooooow! They're a bunch of meanies. But I'm gonna show them!
Oh? How, pray tell?
I'm gonna get Fred and George to help me. They're really good with coming up with creative ways to get back at people without getting caught. I'm sure they'll help me out. We Weasleys have to stick together. Especially against bullies.
It's good to have allies. If you are interested, I might be able to assist you with your revenge against Misses McLaggen and Stimpson.
That'd be awesome! Diary, you're the best!
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AN:
Just imagine Tom's reaction to thought that there might be a Lord Voldemort Doll out there that little boys and girls play with. We did and it was hilarious.