The Super Secret Diary of Ginevra Molly Weasley

by Fanfic Allergy

What do adolescent girls write about in their diaries? Now, imagine you're Tom Riddle and the only obstacle between you and world domination is an awkward eleven year old girl with a fangirl crush, a Harry Potter Doll, several older brothers, and absolutely no idea about human reproduction. You might just feel sorry for Tom Riddle if he weren't such a manipulative bastard.

9. September 17th, 1992

Disclaimer: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets is owned by J.K. Rowling and Scholastic Press. This is a parody fanwork by fans for fans and no money was made off of the creation of this fanwork.

AN: Tom's words will indicated by being Bolded and Italicized

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The Super Secret Diary of Ginevra Molly Weasley

by FanficAllergy & RoseFyre

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September 17th, 1992

Dear Diary,

Can you help me find the clitoris?

Possibly. Why do you want to know?

Well, I heard Katie Bell talking to Angelina Johnson in the common room tonight and she said that George couldn't find the clitoris with both hands and a map. And considering that I see the twins with this weird old map all the time, I have to wonder just how hard it is to find. I mean it can't be that hard, can it? I'm sure Harry Potter knows where the clitoris is.

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So, do you think you can help me find the clitoris?

You should probably ask your mother.

Um. Okay. Thanks, diary!

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AN:

This is the start of what you've all been waiting for at least if you actually read the Buzzfeed Article.

Yes, Tom would likely tell Ginny to go ask her mother. You would too.

This is not over.