Shay- I'm really sorry guys. This is ANOTHER author's note and I'm ashamed. Ugh. It's just that, I've had writer's block sense school let out and I feel so bad for not updating my stories. This month, we're moving and I won't have time to update any of them. I know I have time now, but that's for thirty or so minutes. Oh, and I know that I wouldn't even be able to come up with another chapter in thirty minutes. I love you guys, I honestly do, and I don't want anyone to be mad or upset. I'll be updating before school starts, I promise you guys that at least.
If I still have writer's block after all of this, I don't know if I'll be updating anything. I've written and tryed to get over it but everything that I write turn out like shit to me. Ugh. Let's hope that I do get over my writer's block though!
Enjoy a conversation between my sister and I.
Jessica - "Amber, (My real name, duuhh ;P) you need to."
Me - "Need to what..?"
Jessica - "Go out with Tanner!"
Me - "His name isn't Tanner..Haha."
Jessica - "But..you said it was!"
Me - "It's Dartanion."
Jessica - "How in the fuck do you say that?"
Me - "Dar-tan-yun."
Jessica - "Still can't say it."
Me - " Don't worry, I can't either."
Jessica - "but you just..what?"
Me - "I don't know anymore. I LOVE UNICORNS AND UNICORNS LOVE MMMMMEEEEEEEH."
Jessica - "No one loves you. Not even your imaginary friend."
Me - "Go fall in a hole.."
Jessica - "No."
Me - "YES."
Jessica - "No."
Me - "This conversation is pointless...stinky breath."
Jessica - "Bitch."
Me - "*murmuring* At least my breath doesn't smell like cow shit.."
Jessica - "And you wonder why you have no friends."
Me - "And you wonder why you can't keep a boyfriend. ^-^ "
Jessica - ''I hate you.."
Me - "Nope. You love me."
Jessica - "Psh, you wish."
Me - "Haha, nope. I knoooow."
Jessica - "At least I can get a boyfriend."
Me - "Well, when I do, they won't have to tell me to brush my teeth so."
Jessica - "This conversation is over!"
Me - "Sure, whatever you say, dear."
Jessica - "..."
Me - "Kim and Kanye named their daughter North. JKnjansc. North West man."
Jessica - "I gotta joke. Hi North West, I'm East, wanna go South? ;) "
Me - "...HOLY FUCK. GOTTA POST DIS SHIT. HAHAHAHAHHAHA. This is why if your last name has something to do with directions, don't name you child the same as well. We'll just make fun of it.."
Jessica - "Mmhm, guuuurl."
Me - " I'm a man. Get it right."
Jessica -" What the hell?"
Me - "Shhh. Mom doesn't know I'm a tranny.."
Jessica - "You're going to end up killing me with laughter."
Me - "Haha. That's the idea so.."
Jessica - "I hate you..."
Me - "I love you too! c;"
Honestly, I don't get our conversations sometimes. An yes, I know I'm mean to her, but someone has to tell her! Our conversations don't really revolve around her breath, only when she gets real close and I'm just like, "Kjnmjksdnzcx. *Gag*"