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AN: Tom's words will indicated by being Bolded and Italicized
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The Super Secret Diary of Ginevra Molly Weasley
by FanficAllergy & RoseFyre
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October 12, 1992
Dear Tom,
Argh! I fell asleep in Potions! And if that weren't bad enough, Snape gave me detention, on top of taking fifteen points from Gryffindor,and worse yet, Draco Malfoy came in to discuss something with Snape during my detention and he saw me scrubbing cauldrons! And he made fun of me! He compared me to a house elf! And he said "I see your family's so poor they're hiring you out as a house elf now." And Snape didn't say anything! I am just so mad and mortified and and argh! I almost cast the bat bogey hex right then and there, but then Snape came out of his office so I couldn't. I hate Potions! And I hate Draco Malfoy! I wish all Slytherins would just die in a fire!
That sounds very distressing, Ginny.
It was! And of course Percy found out about it, so he made me take a Pepper-Up Potion and so of course I've got smoke coming out of my ears and everybody knows that I can't stay awake in class! Including Harry Potter!
There there, Ginny. I'm certain that, if anything, Harry is as concerned about you just as much as I am.
Oh you really think so, Tom?
I do, Ginny. I do.
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AN:
Sometimes you just need to rant. And Tom is a master of saying one thing but totally meaning another.