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AN: Tom's words will indicated by being Bolded and Italicized

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The Super Secret Diary of Ginevra Molly Weasley

by FanficAllergy & RoseFyre

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Halloween, 1992

Tom? Are you there?

Where else would I be, my dear Ginny?

Something's happened. Something pretty horrible and I'm scared.

Don't worry, my dear, I'll take good care of you. What has happened?

Everything was going fine today, classes weren't completely horrid and I didn't fall asleep in History of Magic like I normally do and the feast was great even though I got there a little late I was a little disappointed that Harry Potter wasn't there but I didn't have to sit with Meggie McLaggen and Fred and George were handing out some sweet they'd made that made a few people sprout peacock feathers it was funny and then after the feast everything went to shite and I know I'm not supposed to say that word but it's true everything went to shite the feast ended and we all were walking back to our common rooms when we happened upon Harry Potter standing in front of a wall with the words "THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS HAS BEEN OPENED. ENEMIES OF THE HEIR, BEWARE." on it and on the floor was a dead Mrs. Norris. Mrs. Norris is Filch's cat, I don't know if I've mentioned her before, but no one likes her other than Filch but she's still a cat and I like cats and I don't like dead cats and then everyone started accusing Harry of killing Mrs. Norris and I know he wouldn't ever do something horrible like that! Harry's good and kind and sweet and cute and perfect and he'd never ever never ever ever EVER hurt anyone or anything including Mrs. Norris but Filch and Draco Malfoy accused Harry of killing her and then Dumbledore took them away and then everyone started whispering and of course the Slimy Slytherins all were on Filch's and Malfoy's side but even worse lots of Hufflepuffs and Ravenclaws were saying nasty things about Harry I was so mad that I started crying and then everyone was staring at me and I could have just about died so I ran back here and that's where we are and I'm scared something killed Mrs. Norris and wrote on the wall in blood and it's here in Hogwarts and everyone thinks it's Harry but it isn't, it can't be.

I'm sure Harry Potter is innocent. I'm more worried about you. Are you going to be okay, my dear?

Yeah, I think so. I think I got red paint on my robes from somewhere. Probably Peeves or Twins or Meggie McLaggen or maybe a Slytherin prank it doesn't matter. I'm also still feeling kind of icky with the whole, you know... But it's not as bad as last night and Madam Pomfrey gave me something to help with the pain and other things and she explained everything to me. It's just really weird having something in my knickers like that but it beats bleeding everywhere. You're lucky you're a boy, Tom, and don't have to deal with all of this.

Indeed.

I'm still scared, Tom. Not because of you know... but because of what happened tonight with Mrs. Norris. I mean what could have killed Mrs. Norris like that? There wasn't a mark on her from what I could see and someone had to have written on the wall. The handwriting looked a little familiar but it was hard to tell since it was in blood and all caps and in block letters and on a wall but I know I've seen that "F" and "B" before but I don't know where and it could have been anyone! You've got to help me, Tom!

I'll keep you safe, Ginny. Just keep my diary on you at all times and I'll be able to protect you.

You're the best, Tom!

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AN:

Hi! Welcome to plot. There'll still be some bits of humor in this because we like humor, but this is going to get more serious as the story progresses. And Tom is going to become more of a villain. And for that we've upped the rating, not for any other reason.

Just so you all are aware, RoseFyre and I are using the Book as our reference guide, not the movie. The movie has some things that differ (including the name of the owner of the diary and the time frame for when things took place) so to head off any confusion we are stating that this is book-compliant not movie-compliant.

FanficAllergy would also like to state that Ginny never-ending run on sentence is really hard to read over the phone in one breath. But kids sort of forget punctuation especially when they're scared and overwrought. And RoseFyre and FanficAllergy do not live in the same house or even the same state. So phone calls and IMs and emails are how we get this done.