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AN: Tom's words will indicated by being Bolded and Italicized
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The Super Secret Diary of Ginevra Molly Weasley
by FanficAllergy & RoseFyre
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November 7, 1992
Dear Tom,
If I didn't hate Lockhart already, I would after what happened today! He put Harry in the Infirmary!
How'd he do that?
It was at the Quidditch match today, I didn't take you with me since it was raining really hard and I didn't want you to get hurt, Tom, and one of the bludgers started acting really wonky and weird and chased Harry all over the pitch even breaking his arm when he tried to catch the snitch and knocking him off his broom which if I hadn't been so worried about Harry I would have taken more pleasure in seeing Malfoy taken down a peg by Flint for not catching the snitch but I was so worried and then Lockhart comes running on the pitch and waves his wand and made the bones in Harry's broken arm disappear! It was horrible! All floppy and jelly-like and ewwww and I don't think I'm going to be able to look at aspic the same way ever again!
You should do something nice for Harry.
Like what?
Why not make him a card to take to him in the Infirmary? I know that I'd like a get well soon card if I had gone through such an ordeal.
You have the best ideas ever, Tom! So what should I say?
Just speak from the heart and run the words by me first and together we'll make the best get well soon card ever.
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