The Super Secret Diary of Ginevra Molly Weasley

by Fanfic Allergy

What do adolescent girls write about in their diaries? Now, imagine you're Tom Riddle and the only obstacle between you and world domination is an awkward eleven year old girl with a fangirl crush, a Harry Potter Doll, several older brothers, and absolutely no idea about human reproduction. You might just feel sorry for Tom Riddle if he weren't such a manipulative bastard.

19. Nov 20, 1992

Disclaimer: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets is owned by J.K. Rowling and Scholastic Press. This is a parody fanwork by fans for fans and no money was made off of the creation of this fanwork.

AN: Tom's words will indicated by being Bolded and Italicized

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The Super Secret Diary of Ginevra Molly Weasley

by FanficAllergy & RoseFyre

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Nov. 20, 1992

Dear Tom,

My parents hate me! I should have never asked them about the clitoris.

What would make you say that?

They don't want me to come home over Christmas. They want to go visit Charlie in Romania and me and Ron and Percy and Fred and George have to stay here at Hogwarts instead of going with them! I wanna see Charlie too! I miss him. He's my favorite brother after Bill. He never teased me growing up and helped me play keep away from the twins.

He sounds like he's a good brother. Why can't you go with them?

Mum and Dad don't have the money for all of us to go with them to Romania and they say they don't want to play favorites with us kids but it's not fair! I want to go home! I miss my Mum and my Dad and my room and my stuff! I hate it here! They know I hate here. They're just doing this because they hate me!

I'm sure your parents do not hate you, my dear. Besides you must look on the bright side of all of this.

Oh? What bright side?

Harry Potter will also be at Hogwarts over the holidays. You might get an opportunity to talk with him since there will be far fewer people to distract him.

I'm not sure I wanna talk with him, Tom.

Why's that?

He didn't say anything about the card you and me made for him. Not even a thank you. He probably thinks I'm Ronald Weasley's Annoying Little Sister and doesn't want anything to do with me.

If he doesn't, it's his loss. I think you're an enchanting young lady, Ginny, and any young man would be lucky to have you as a girlfriend.

I wish you were my boyfriend. Then I could make Harry Potter all jealous.

Don't worry, my dear, I'm sure Harry will come to appreciate you in time. For now, why don't we work on your disarming spell.

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