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AN: Tom's words will indicated by being Bolded and Italicized
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The Super Secret Diary of Ginevra Molly Weasley
by FanficAllergy & RoseFyre
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December 4th, 1992
I hate, hate, HATE Meggie McLaggen!
What'd she do this time?
She destroyed my Harry Potter doll!
How'd she do that?
She threw it in the fire.
Why'd she do that?
Because she's a meanie! I went to drop off my bag after class and to get ready for dinner and she was up there with Constance Stimpson gossiping about boys like they do and when they saw me, Meggie said "Run away, little girl, this conversation's not for babies like you." and I just couldn't hold my tongue, Tom, I live with six brothers, I'm used to standing up for myself and so I said that she's not gonna get a boyfriend sitting up here on her bed gossiping with Constance and then she got up and grabbed my Harry Potter doll and said, "I wonder what Harry would think if he found out you had this!" and then she made for the common room and I had to stop her, I couldn't let Harry Potter know that I had a doll of him because he'd think I was some kind of creepy stalker like Colin Creevey before he got petrified and I don't want that and so me and Meggie scuffled and she threw the doll in the fireplace!
And It was destroyed? I thought all wizarding children's toys came with fire and water protection charms.
They wore off. Mum and Dad got it for me secondhand for my fifth birthday. I am so upset! She had no right to take my stuff! No right!
I suppose you could look for the silver lining in this.
There is no silver lining.
Of course there is, my dear, now there is no way for Harry Potter to find out that you possessed a doll in his likeness. Meggie McLaggen has rather foolishly done you a favor.
By destroying my stuff!?
Indeed, she has. By incinerating the doll, she has inadvertently destroyed any leverage it might have given her.
I wish I could get something on her.
Please let me to assist you, my dear. I know several very effective charms that will allow you to 'get something' on her.
Like what?
The unlocking charm for one. A very useful eavesdropping charm for another. Just imagine if you found out who she has a crush on what you could do with that knowledge.
You know you're really sneaky, Tom. If I didn't know better, I'd think you were in Slytherin.
It's a good thing you know better, isn't it, my dear?
Yeah, it is. I don't know what I'd do if you were a Slytherin. They're all so sneaky and mean and slimy and they're all followers of You-Know-Who.
You seem quite informed about the nature of Slytherins.
Oh I am! Hey, Tom?
Yes, my dear?
You think I should get Harry something for Christmas?
I do not believe that would be a good idea, my dear. After all, he did not even thank you for the card you made for him when he was in the infirmary and you would not wish to appear as if you were a stalker with a crush. Besides, I'm certain that someone of Harry Potter's celebrity is inundated with Christmas presents, yours would simply get lost amidst the piles of other gifts.
Yeah, I suppose you're right, Tom. It's a good thing I have you to talk to.
It's my pleasure, dear Ginny.
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