The Super Secret Diary of Ginevra Molly Weasley

by Fanfic Allergy

What do adolescent girls write about in their diaries? Now, imagine you're Tom Riddle and the only obstacle between you and world domination is an awkward eleven year old girl with a fangirl crush, a Harry Potter Doll, several older brothers, and absolutely no idea about human reproduction. You might just feel sorry for Tom Riddle if he weren't such a manipulative bastard.

23. 18-12

Disclaimer: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets is owned by J.K. Rowling and Scholastic Press. This is a parody fanwork by fans for fans and no money was made off of the creation of this fanwork.

AN: Tom's words will indicated by being Bolded and Italicized

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The Super Secret Diary of Ginevra Molly Weasley

by FanficAllergy & RoseFyre

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18/12

Tom! Something horrible's happened. I woke up covered in blood!

Is it your time of month, Ginny? It is my understanding that part of female life can be quite irregular.

I don't think so, Tom, it's not coming from, you know, down there, and there are rooster feathers all over my robes and I don't know how they got there!

Are you certain? You could have rolled around in the blood.

THAT DOESN'T EXPLAIN THE FEATHERS!

Have you checked to see if one of your pillows has burst?

No... But I just checked right now and everything looks okay.

Then the only conclusion I can draw is that Meggie McLaggen or one of your other roommates has played a trick on you.

Oh! I didn't think of that!

I know, my dear. That's why you have me to assist you.

I'm gonna get her for this.

As well you should. Now, why don't you go take a shower and summon one of the house elves to remake your bed and we can discuss what kind retribution to exact on Miss Meggie McLaggen.

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