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AN: Tom's words will indicated by being Bolded and Italicized
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The Super Secret Diary of Ginevra Molly Weasley
by FanficAllergy & RoseFyre
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18/12/92
Tom, I think something's wrong with me.
Why do you say that?
Justin Finch-Fletchley the muggleborn Hufflepuff that people think Harry sicced the snake on was found petrified today along with Nearly Headless Nick!
So why are you saying that something's wrong with you?
Because I don't remember where I was for a lot of today! I remember waking up covered in blood and feathers from Meggie's prank and then you showing me a memory how you got even with a few Slytherins who made fun of your heritage when you were in school and then nothing! Not until Lavender Brown came into the Common Room and announced that Justin Finch-Fletchley and Nearly Headless Nick had been petrified. I'm missing a whole day, Tom!
Calm down. You're likely just exhausted and still under stress from last night. I'm sure things will be better in the morning. So have you decided what retribution you are going to exact on Miss Meggie McLaggen?
I think so, Tom. I'm thinking while she's gone over Christmas, I'm going to charm her bed to let out farting noises every time she rolls over.
Devious, my dear.
I have you to thank for that.
It was my pleasure.
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