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AN: Tom's words will indicated by being Bolded and Italicized

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The Super Secret Diary of Ginevra Molly Weasley

by FanficAllergy & RoseFyre

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Christmas Day, 1992

Happy Christmas, Tom!

Happy Christmas, Ginny! Did you have a good holiday?

It was good. Mum made me a jumper like every year, greyish-blue, which is loads better than Ron's maroon. Dad got me the newest Marauder adventure book. Bill sent me a bracelet with a fang charm on it. Charlie got me a stuffed Welsh Green Dragon toy to replace my Harry Potter doll. Percy got me a Pepper-Up Potion and a few quills. The twins gave me all of Percy's notes from his first and second years, which was sweet and all, but Percy's going to be so worried when he can't find them next year when he's reviewing for his NEWTS. Ron got me a chocolate frog like he does every year. And Luna got me a flyswatter and a few sprigs of mistletoe. I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do with them, but it's the thought that counts. Right?

Of course.

I thought about getting you something, Tom. But I didn't know what to get, since, well, you're a diary.

You needn't get me anything. The pleasure of your company is gift enough.

You say the sweetest things, Tom.

How was the feast? If I recall, it always was quite the event.

It was okay. Malfoy and his two goons were annoying during dinner but I had a good conversation with Hermione. Did you know that Harry Potter doesn't get tons of presents, Tom? He only got four this year. I got more presents than that!

I'm sure Hermione was just trying to make you feel better.

I guess. But why would she do that?

Because she knows that your family is not well off and doesn't want to make you feel inadequate. It's kind of her to consider your feelings like that, but you're a smart girl, Ginny, do you really think that the Harry Potter doesn't receive loads of presents from his adoring public?

When you put it that way, I guess you're right.

Of course, I am. Now, I have a gift for you, Ginny.

What is it?

Knowledge. There is nothing more valuable than knowledge and I am going to impart some of mine to you.

Do I need to take notes?

That will not be necessary. Just open your mind to me and I'll teach you everything you will ever need to know.

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