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AN: Tom's words will indicated by being Bolded and Italicized

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The Super Secret Diary of Ginevra Molly Weasley

by FanficAllergy & RoseFyre

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New Years Day, 1993

Tom, I think I'm losing my memory.

Oh? Did you celebrate too much on New Year's Eve?

No! I didn't do anything on New Years Eve!

Then why do you think you're losing your memory, my dear?

I can't remember what I did on the night of Halloween.

That was two months ago. It is natural for the brain to forget inconsequential events and information that is no longer germane. Why is it so important that you remember what happened on Halloween?

Because that's when the Mrs. Norris was petrified and the Chamber of Secrets opened. It's an important date. I should remember what happened and I don't! There are other dates and times that I'm missing too!

Have you spoken to Madam Pomfrey?

No! I don't want her to think I'm crazy! Percy keeps telling me I'm pale and not myself. I think he suspects something's going on but he's not sure what. And I'm not sure what. I'm just scared, Tom. What if – what if I'm the one who's doing this? I don't want to make the muggleborns disappear! Alanis is the nicest of my roommates, and Hermione is a lot of help when I'm having trouble with classes, and Penelope Clearwater is dating Percy, she must be a saint to put up with him! I don't want any them to die! Please tell me I'm not the one! Please tell me it'll okay!

Of course it will be okay. I'm sure you're not the one doing this. After all, as you said yourself, you have nothing against muggleborns. In fact, I seem to recall that you are rather fond of muggleborns.

I mean, I know it can't be me, but...I'm scared! If they start asking questions about where I was the nights when people got petrified, I won't have an answer! Because I don't know! I need help, Tom! I don't want to go to Azkaban!

Then I suppose I shall have to help you come up with appropriate alibis for the dates and times in question.

But...wouldn't that be lying? My parents told me never to lie.

If you have a good reason to do so, lying is pardonable. In your case, we both know you are innocent of these crimes but others may not understand like I do. Therefore deception is appropriate in this instance.

That's really sneaky, Tom. I'd almost think you were a Slytherin.

I am a Slytherin.

Tom! Why didn't you tell me?

I was afraid you wouldn't want to be my friend if you found out my Hogwarts house affiliation. People often think the worst of those students who are sorted into Slytherin and I so wanted to be your friend, dear Ginny, that I felt I had to conceal my house so that you could get to know the real me, rather than judging me for what I had no control over. I'll understand if you wish to cease communication with me now that you know. I'm used to being judged unfairly.

Don't say that, Tom! Of course I still want to be your friend!

And I want to be your friend too, Ginny. That's why it's so important that you keep me a secret.

You know I'd never betray you, Tom.

I know, my dear Ginny. It's what I like the most about you.

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