Hi again guys! Another chappie update! Yay! Lol I really enjoy writing this chap! I had to change this story to incomplete because some of you were complaining, this story was originally meant to be a one-shot but since you guys liked it so much it inspired me to continue it. So yeah enjoy!
Rating: M
Warnings: Drunk people, Adult References, Swearing and just some crazy humour! XD
DISCLAIMERS! I DONT OWN SAILOR MOON OR THE SONGS IN THIS CHAPTER! THANK YOU!
"Truth or dare? Goodness..." Mamoru sighed, he didn't want to be apart of these childish games well... at least his odango was with him... 'What wait?' He mind interrupting his thoughts.
'I did not just think that... did I?' He said shaking his head mentally, he chanted over in his head it was the alcohol.
"We'll just use the empty vodka bottle." Reika said as she placed the empty bottle in the middle of the table, she quickly spun it, everyone watched with anticipation. They watched it as it stopped in front of a broad dark haired male. He groaned in ire.
"Now now Mamoru... Be nice and play along." Minako smiled and held the basket full of truths and dares towards him, Mamoru sighed and plunged his hand into the basket fishing out a suitable truth or dare, he hoped, he finally grasped one.
"You've got to be kidding me..." He groaned again and held his head in his hands.
"Mamoru, hurry up and read it." Motoki growled, getting sick of his attitude.
"Have someone wax your chest." The dark haired male mumbled, everyone started laughing.
"Okay everyone but Mamoru come here." Reika said as everyone huddled around her they whispered very softly so Mamoru couldn't listen. He rolled his sapphire eyes and crossed his arms, mumbling some words under his breath.
"C'mon Jerk..." A blonde said and walked over to him as the group huddled around Reika dispersed.
"Fine..." He exaggerated in a sigh and followed the blonde, they walked into the living room as everyone followed after them. They moved the couches to make more space.
"I haven't done this for a few years... So I'm a little hairy..." Mamoru murmured as he took off his shirt and laid down on the empty space on the carpet.
"Here Usagi, some waxing tools." A maroon haired woman said and handed the kit over to the blonde, Usagi held the kit tightly and shuffled over to the shirtless Mamoru, how did she get picked anyway? She kneeled before Mamoru and put the kit next to her. She got the requirements out to wax, patted it on Mamoru's hairy chest, he was actually well built, god! What has gotten into her! She was oogling over her enemy!
"Mamoru this might...HURT!" She shouted and ripped the wax off his chest. He screamed out in agony and bucked his hips. Usagi ran her slender fingers over the spot she waxed, it was smoother than a baby's butt.
"Wow, good job Usagi." Minako said in awe as she felt the spot her friend waxed. Usagi patted another wax strip on the male's chest. He whimpered at the thought of being waxed again.
"Usagi count down, please..." The broad male pleaded.
"Okay, 3...2...1!" She said accepting the male's request because he called her 'Usagi', Mamoru clenched his fist as Usagi ripped the wax strip off.
"AH FUCK!" He shouted, Usagi stared at the part she waxed it was turning red, she touched it softly.
"Ow, don't do that it hurts..." He said softly.
"Okay, sorry." She replied as she started putting another strip on, biting her bottom lip, sure she hated Mamoru because he was an egotistical jerk but she didn't want to see him in pain.
"Hey Mamoru want me to hold your hand?" Motoki smirked.
"Get the-FUCK!" He shouted as Usagi ripped another strip off.
"Fuck you Motoki..." He panted, Motoki smiled.
"I was just trying get your mind off the waxing." The sandy blonde beamed.
"Hey Usagi, waxed here." Minako mumbled as she pointed to the hair just above his pants.
"Hai!" She chuckled and patted the strip of wax where Minako wanted.
"Hey, what're you doing?!" He said alarmed.
"Just waxing you." Minako smiled, trying to reassure to worried male. Usagi tore the wax strip off, Mamoru shouted out her name.
"That hurt like hell!" He shouted again. He felted Usagi patting another wax strip on his belly.
"How many more?" Mamoru groaned, his whole chest was aching.
"Two more." Motoki said, watching with delight. The dark haired male sighed in frustration.
"Mamoru..." Usagi said softly.
"Huh?" He said as he looked at the blonde then where her hands were.
"Gomen..." The blonde murmured and ripped the wax off him, he shouted in pain.
"Just one more Mamoru..." The cobalt eyed blonde cooed as she was patting another wax strip on his less hairier chest.
"Thank god..." He sighed.
"Ichi... Ni...San!" She exclaimed and ripped off the final wax strip. He yelled in agony.
"Hai, all done, Mamoru." She smiled, packed away the kit and walked away. He sighed letting his head fall to the carpet.
Everyone wandered back to the table and sat in there designated places, Mamoru walked in still putting his shirt on and sat down at the table.
"How do you feel, buddy?" Motoki smiled.
"Fuck you guys." He grumbled as he spun the bottle. It landed on a gleeful platinum blonde.
"Yay!" She exclaimed and dug her hand into the basket and picked out a piece of paper.
"Watch porn without being grossed out." She beamed, everyone's face went pale.
"Mamoru you pick out her punishment." A sandy blonde spoke up.
"ME?!" The male protested and slammed his palms against the table.
"Whoa, He-man don't break the damn table." Usagi spoke.
"Shut it blondie." The male growled, the blonde yelped in defeat.
"ME? No! I will not set my eyes on a couple having sex!" An upset male continued.
"You won last round." Motoki said.
"Motoki you do it." Mamoru said calmly as he began to relax and rested back into his chair.
"Fine if you guys keep bickering on, I'll do it." Makoto offered interrupting the two quarrelling. Reika brought out a laptop.
"Wait, Reika, who's laptop is that?" Motoki asked alarmed.
"Yours." She replied and poke her tongue out.
"Hey! Why mine?!"
"Because I've seen your history, your very perverted Motoki." Reika scolded her husband, everyone chuckled ruefully at the two couple. Makoto typed in porn and clicked on the first video that popped up, everyone stood around the beaming blonde, knowing she was dying inside. Mamoru peered over Usagi's shoulder to see the screen, boy did Usagi's hair smell delicious he could just eat it, he averted his sapphire eyes towards the screen again, erotic ads and videos played, he groaned what did he was he seeing?!
"Usagi? Are you allowed to be watching this?" The male whispered into her ear as his hot breath landed on the crook of her neck, she almost moaned out loud. She shook her head in reply to Mamoru's question.
"What's this about anyway." She said her eyes still glued onto the screen.
"Eep!" She quietly shrieked as the video began playing, the male towering over her covered her eyes with his large hands.
"Don't look or listen." He purred into the blonde's ear as his breath landed on her again, Usagi felt more relaxed when Mamoru comforted her. She leaned back onto his chest, he smelt of roses, it was soothing. The broad male's chin rested on her shoulder. The blonde smiled to herself. Mamoru felt as Usagi rested on him, he also leaned against the wall to support both of them, her weight was hurting his chest a bit, he groaned in pain.
"AH! Sorry Mamoru!" The blonde said as she stood up straight remembering that Mamoru's chest was still aching from earlier.
"No it's fine you can lean on me." He murmured into Usagi's ear. She began to lean on him gently, the silence over came the pair, moans came from the laptop, Usagi and Mamoru's faces became flushed.
"Uhm so how's school going?" Mamoru asked breaking the awkward moaning.
"Yeah it's uhm good..." Usagi stammered as she heard the moans ring through her ears.
"Disgusting!" Minako shrieked.
"I can't do it! This is just disturbing." The platinum blonde added. The male felt the girl under him tremble.
"You alright down there?" Mamoru whispered, she nodded a replied. He left go of her as he heard the laptop close.
"Remind me to delete my history after this..." Motoki sighed as he rubbed his temples and sat back down as Reika put away the laptop, everyone waited patiently for the maroon haired woman to come back. She hurried back and sat down down.
"Well then since Minako lost let's continue, Mamoru your turn since Minako lost." Reika stated. Mamoru deeply sighed and spun the bottle again, everyone's eyes fell upon a golden blonde as the bottle halted to a stop towards her. Minako held the basket in front of her, Usagi scooped out a piece of paper.
"Lick a substance off a male sitting next to your left or right." Usagi read as her voice died down as she slowly turned to Mamoru then towards Motoki who sat next to Mamoru, he held up his left hand and pointed to his wedding ring. She sighed deeply. Usagi trudge towards the fridge and opened it, immediately her eyes fell upon a bottle of wine.
"Mamoru lay on the floor shirtless." She demanded, Mamoru laid on the floor like he was told to with his shirt off, the blonde sat on his groin. Everyone else watched from a distance. She poured a bit of wine onto Mamoru's chest, the male quietly squealed as the wine landed on his skin cooling the redness, which surprised him even more when Usagi's tongue licked up the wine, Mamoru felt himself get aroused, wrong thing to do to a teenager and in front of his friends. Usagi felt something push against her lower region, she gulped knowing what it was but ignored it as she felt the wine course through her, she had gotten tipsy yet again, she poured more wine onto Mamoru, he was so delicious and addicting... He moaned quietly as Usagi licked the wine underneath his nipple, he would've just took her right there and then but remember they had company, what was he thinking anyway he had no feelings for this twit. Before he knew it Usagi had finished and got off him.
"Always... Me." He groaned and hung his head back, Usagi always brought him the best of luck, pfft yeah right. Mamoru quickly put his shirt back on and sat back down.
"My turn to spin!" Usagi smiled and spun the bottle. It landed in front of a shy blue hair female, she fished around for a truth or dare.
"Lick someone's uhm nipple.." The blue haired girl mumbled as she blushed furiously.
"Okay, let's spin the bottle to see who gets it." Reika said and spun the bottle. It landed on a ill tempered raven haired girl, she gasped.
"Okay guys, turn away, girls you can watch if you want." Rei said as she walked over to Ami. Motoki and Mamoru turned away. The raven haired female pulled down her shirt and bra to reveal her breast and pink nipple on top of it. Ami blushed and leaned in, she quickly and lightly licked Rei's nipple. The violet eyed girl quickly covered up and sat back down as well as Ami.
"Good job Ami!" Reika whooped as she clapped, Ami blushed in embarrassment, Mamoru and Motoki turned around.
"Your turn to spin Ami." Minako said, the blue haired girl nodded and spun the bottle, it landed on a maroon haired coloured woman, she smiled smugly and grabbed a piece of paper.
"Have you ever cross dressed?" She read out, the woman thought for a bit.
"No I haven't actually." She finally said and smiled as she spun the bottle. It landed on Mamoru yet again. He groaned and picked out a piece of paper.
"If you were stranded on an island who would it be? Why?" He read out, he thought for a minute.
"Odango." He said, everyone gasped out in shock.
"Huh?! Me?!" The blonde asked.
"Yeah because you probably kill yourself, from being a klutz or get killed by an animal." The male reason, everyone nodded in agreement besides Usagi.
"Hey!" She shouted and stood up.
"It's true Usagi." Minako shrugged, the blonde slumped back down into her seat and sighed. Mamoru spun the bottle it stopped in front of Motoki.
"Finally." He sighed and fished out a piece of paper.
"Kiss someone by a spin of a bottle." He spoke. He shrugged and spun the bottle.
"Please let it be, Reika!" The sandy blonde chanted softly and crossed his fingers. He watched as it landed on... Mamoru?!
"Eh?!" He shouted.
"Rules must be rules, Motoki." Rei smirked.
"Ugh... Forgive me Reika." Motoki sighed and glanced over at his chuckling wife.
"Always me..." The dark haired male sighed and waited for Motoki to kiss him. Motoki planted his lips onto his best friend and quickly took them off.
"OKAY WHERE'S THE DISINFECTANT?" Mamoru screeched fanning his lips, Motoki wiped his lips countless of times and even spat.
"OH MY GOD! WHERE'S THE CAMERA WHEN YOU NEED IT?!" Reika laughed hysterically as she clutched her sides, the other girls were also laughing. Motoki spun the bottle it landed on a blue haired girl, who was sleeping on the table.
"I think we should take her home..." Makoto said looking at sleeping Ami.
"What's the time anyway?" Usagi asked, glancing around to see if there was a wall clock.
"It's one in the morning." Motoki answered as he looked at his watch.
"Wait! Let's have one more drink first!" Minako spoke.
"I can bee your hero bebe!" A sandy blonde sang at the top of his lungs, drunkly. The others chorused in.
"I can kizz away the pain!" They sang and swayed along together.
"Haha! Besst partaay ever!" Minako laughed as her and Makoto carried sleeping Ami with them, Rei followed after them.
"Huh? Where's Usagi?" Mamoru asked as he took a swig of his drink.
"She is the one name, Sailorrr!" A female sang.
"Sailor Venus! Sailor Mercury! Sailor Mars! Sailor Jupiterrrr!"
"With secret power so new to her! She is the one named sailor moon!"
"Do doodoodo dodo." She sang trying to sing the guitar solo.
"Odango..." Mamoru cooed.
"Do do do-SHUT UP YOU'RE RUINING THE GUITAR SOLO! Do do do." She shouted, Mamoru glared at her.
"Fighting evil by moonlight
Winning love by daylight
With her Sailor Scouts to help fight
She is the one named Sailor Moon
She is the one named Sailor Moon
She is the one . . . Sailor Moon!" She finished and took her last sip of her drink at the end.
"Jesus... What do you call this?" Mamoru muttered and took another sip of his drink.
"Mamo my friend! This is what you call, GETTING WASTED WHOOP WHOOP!" A sandy blonde haired male replied.
"What did you want jerk?" Usagi slurred as she walked over to Mamoru, still holding her drink.
"Just to say your singing is horrible I think my ear drums bursted." He replied snidely as he rubbed his ear, her calm cobalt turned into raged ones.
"What did you say, jerk?" She growled.
"Hey Odango I never noticed but your eyes are beautiful." The male flirted.
"Flattery will get you nowhere...however, a kiss and I'm all yours"." Usagi said as she licked her lips.
"Can I test that theory?" He purred.
"Go ahead." The blonde replied as the male looming over her, leaned down and kissed her gently on the lips
"What an amazing dream! Wait, this is a dream, right?" She said, almost melting into the male's arm.
"I don't think so, Tsukino..." The dark haired male replied.
"I'm going to kiss you now." Usagi stated, and kissed Mamoru firmly on the lips.
"Aww look at them drunk and happy, I remember those days..." Motoki swooned, Reika nodded in agreement.
"Motoki! I'm taking this burden home!" Mamoru shouted as he left with the blonde slumped over him.
"Hey, Mamo-chan do you like anyone?" The drunk blonde asked.
"Yeah, why?" He replied getting a little bit sober.
"Because. What's her name?" Usagi asked.
"Usako." He said.
"Usako? Is that short for something?" She said dumbfound.
"Yeah it's a nickname I made up for her." He smiled, suddenly a screeched echoed through the park next to them, they both ran to the screaming. A youma was attacking a couple, to make matters worse there were two!
"When are attacks not in the park?" Usagi groaned, knowing that she had to transform into sailor moon and defeat the demon.
"Always the park..." Mamoru grumbled, knowing he had to transform into tuxedo Kamen.
"What?!" They shouted at the same time.
"N-nothing!" They said on queue together. Usagi ran off.
"Odango! Where are you going?!" The male exclaimed as the blonde he was just holding bolted.
"Oh no! My brooch I completely forgot!" She shouted, and clutched her head, she couldn't transform which meant she couldn't save the helpless couple.
Plunk!
"Owww... What was that?" Usagi whined as something hit her hard on her head.
"Usagi! You're a Baka! Look what I found at the bottom of that creek! I had to get wet for you!" A voice scolded the girl.
"Luna! You got it! I was going to get it but some jerk took me somewhere." She mumbled.
"No time for chit-chat transform!" The cat yelled.
"Right! Moon prism power make-up!" She cried out. Usagi ran over to a shrub to hide and transform. A bright light and pink ribbons consumed her figure, she finished with her famous sailor moon pose, she had her normal fuku on, her hairpieces embedded in her buns, a tiara, red thigh high boots. She ran over to the youmas.
"Hey! You ugly things! I am Sailor Moon! In the name of the moon I shall punish you!" Sailor moon yelled out getting the youma's attention, they dropped the couple, the couple scampered off.
"A pesky sailor Scout?!" It howled, it had thorns embedded on it.
"You have no chance against us!" The other one said, it had an electric barb wire wrapped around its torso, the youma gathered up its energy and blasted a lighting ball at the senshi of moon. She felt a pair of strong arms grasp her and before she knew it she was soaring through the air.
"Tuxedo Kamen! You saved me again!" She exclaimed.
"Don't mention it." He replied coolly, and placed her on the ground behind the youma. He jumped away.
"Moon tiara boomerang!" She yelled, and threw her magic tiara, it hit the youma but it ceased to do anything to it.
"HUH?! My tiara is meant to work every time!" Sailor moon wailed.
"Sailor moon, I'll help assist to weaken the youma!" A male voice said as he landed next to her, she looked at him and nodded while blushing.
"SAILOR MOON! Lookout!" Tuxedo Kamen shouted as he pushed her out of the way, of piercing thorns coming her way. One thorn cut the bridge of his nose and manage to tear off his mask, he cussed softly.
"Tuxedo. Kamen...?" Sailor Moon gasped as she saw familiar sapphire eyes. No... It can't be him!
"I-I'm alright..." He stumbled, fumbling to put his mask back on. He threw his roses at the thorny creature, it cried out in pain.
"Dust it Sailor moon!" The tuxedo hero commanded, she nodded in agreement.
"Moon tiara boomerang!" She shouted and threw her magical tiara, the thorny youma dissolved into dust.
"Alright! Moon dusted!" Sailor moon said in triumph.
"Not so fast, sailor moon." Tuxedo Kamen said as he pointed to the electric monster. He once again threw his roses at it lowering it's defence.
"You little pest!" It roared.
"Moon tiara Boomerang!" Sailor moon shouted and threw her retractable tiara. Before the youma vanished into dust it summoned one last lightning ball.
"Good job Sailor moon." Tuxedo Kamen congratulated the heroine.
"Tuxedo Kamen!" She exclaimed and pushed him out of the way.
"Usagi!" Luna shouted.
"AHHHH!" The blonde screamed in agony, as the ball hit her with force, she felt electricity course through her. The guardian of the moon collapsed to the ground. Tuxedo Kamen pulled himself from the ground brushing off dirt, he looked over to see a burnt senshi.
"Oh shit! Sailor moon!" He cried out and ran towards her, he cradled her. She was singed very badly.
"Crap! What do I do?! Think tuxie think!" Tuxedo Kamen groaned.
"That damned tuxedo Kamen. I don't know where he is taking Usagi!" The feline cursed.
"I'll take her back to my place and assist to her wound there." He said, held her bridal style and jumped rooftop to rooftop until he reached the apartment building, stealthily he clutched onto the senshi and jumped from on balcony railings to another as soon as he reached the eighth floor he stopped and jumped onto the balcony. He laid the unconscious sailor senshi on the corner of the balcony railing. The male fumbled with the keys and unlocked his sliding door, he threw the keys inside and ran back to get Sailor Moon, but she wasn't there! He looked everywhere on the balcony no sight of her, his guts dropped when he walked to where he placed her then looked over the edge.
"FUCK!" He cussed, as he saw the guardian falling like a ton of bricks to the ground, the hero jumped down after her, he almost grasped her extended hand. He looked towards the ground they were plummeting to. The male stretched his arms more and grasped her hand, his other hand luckily grabbed a railing of a balcony, he sighed with relieve.
"God this girl weighs a lot..." He huffed as he tried to heave the girl over to balcony, he then ascended his way towards his balcony. He walked into his apartment and placed her onto his couch. The male quickly got out a first aid kit. He grabbed the soothing ointment, and placed it onto her skin, he heard her growl in pain.
"That hurts, Mamoru..." The female muttered out.
"WHAT?!"