Disclaimer: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets is owned by J.K. Rowling and Scholastic Press. This is a parody fanwork by fans for fans and no money was made off of the creation of this fanwork.
AN: Tom's words will indicated by being Bolded and Italicized
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The Super Secret Diary of Ginevra Molly Weasley
by FanficAllergy & RoseFyre
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6/1/93
Tom, what are you?
What do you mean? I'm your friend, of course.
Are you?
You fell out of my book bag and into the fireplace of the common room and you didn't burn! Your cover wasn't even singed! It wasn't even warm to the touch!
That's not normal!
Not even with fire protection charms! And those fade after a few months! You said you were at Hogwarts during the war with Grindlewald! There's no way a fire protection charm could last that long!
What are you?
I think you're overreacting, Ginny. What's gotten into you?
Where's your brain, Tom? I need to know where your brain is!
I don't understand.
WHERE'S YOUR BRAIN!
Calm down, Ginny.
NO! YOU TELL ME WHERE YOUR BRAIN IS RIGHT NOW OR SO HELP ME...
Calm down, Ginny, and we'll discuss this.
Ginny.
Ginny?
Are you there, Ginny?
Why am I wet?
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