The Super Secret Diary of Ginevra Molly Weasley

by Fanfic Allergy

What do adolescent girls write about in their diaries? Now, imagine you're Tom Riddle and the only obstacle between you and world domination is an awkward eleven year old girl with a fangirl crush, a Harry Potter Doll, several older brothers, and absolutely no idea about human reproduction. You might just feel sorry for Tom Riddle if he weren't such a manipulative bastard.

32. August 11th, 1993

Disclaimer: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets is owned by J.K. Rowling and Scholastic Press. This is a parody fanwork by fans for fans and no money was made off of the creation of this fanwork.

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The Super Secret Diary of Ginevra Molly Weasley

by FanficAllergy & RoseFyre

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August 11th, 1993

Dear Diary,

Today's my birthday! I'm twelve years old and about to start my second year at Hogwarts. I hope it's much much much better than last year and that you don't turn out to be an evil dark object in disguise like my last diary.

I have high hopes.

Hermione gave me this diary and assures me it is completely Muggle. I believe her since her parents are Muggles.

It's pretty a small book with a red and green checked cover and a little lock on the top. It's not magical and the lock won't keep the twins out but it should be enough to stop people from just opening you up and looking inside if I accidentally leave you someplace.

WHICH FRED AND GEORGE IF YOU ARE READING THIS REMEMBER THAT I WAS GETTING TUTORED BY VOLDEMORT HIMSELF AND HE TAUGHT ME HOW TO GET EVEN WITH SNEAKS!

Anyway, it's good to have a diary to keep my thoughts in. But just so you know, if you ever write back to me, I'm stabbing you with a basilisk fang and running away.

XOXO

Ginny

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AN:

And we've reached the end of our tale. Thank you for following along as we put Ginny through hell. She got better.

This really was inspired by the Buzzfeed article but we just kept going because as evil as Tom is, he's really kind of fun to write.

This was essentially a dialogue only story and we chose to do that deliberately since we only wanted to have what would be written in the diary as opposed to describing what was written and Tom's memories. We also didn't want to essentially rewrite the book. This is an add on to Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets and is meant to be canon compliant with the second book. So that meant working within the structure and the timeline of the story.

So you may or may not have noticed that the way the dates are written change for every entry. This was done deliberately and shorter dates indicate a more agitated Ginny and longer, more spelled out, dates indicate that she's trying to be a good diarist.

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